The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.10.13

September 10th, 2013 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you Kelly Brook‘s in the now sporadic Final Five position. Fun Fact: She recently dumped her boyfriend because he was cheating on her. Cheating on Kelly Brook. Short of a cave troll living in her vagina, I can’t imagine what it takes to make that seem like a good idea, and come to think of it, does the troll also have huge breasts? I seem to be getting off the subject here. Today’s random fuckery includes Antonio Banderas launching his new fragrance that people with business degrees actually let him call ‘Her Golden Secret,’ Tilda Swinton and some dude from every nightmare I will ever have from now on, and Abigail Breslin‘s now frequently appearing cleavage which has to stop immediately.

Right here, Olive. That’s the only appropriate response to that.

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  1. Minka Kelly Nipples Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party
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    What the heck, for a signed baseball and cab fare home, I’d bang her.

  2.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    Oh yeah, now I remember why I refuse to go see foreign films.

  3. Stacy Keibler Nipples No Bra
    john
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    would love to see her Keibler elves if you know what I mean. LOL

  4. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
    john
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    Problem with this picture is he is not kicking anyone’s ass in it

  5. Jamie-Lynn Sigler Cleavage Mom Boobs
    john
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    would love to explore her Meadow

  6. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    It’s pictures like this that remind me why I swore off LSD.

  7. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
    bewbs
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    “What would you say if I told you I’m patient 0 in the HIV Porn Scandal?”
    “Duh?”

  8. Nick Jonas Front Row An Evening By Sherri Hill Fashion Show
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    “Bitch, I wore it better.”

  9. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    Okay, I’m starting to come around on this “people who wear hoodies are criminals” thing.

  10. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
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    “Whoa,” the paparazzo thought to himself. “When did Jennifer Aniston get such a fat ass? Maybe she really is preg… That’s Khloe?!? Shit, I thought I had the zoom lens on.”

  11.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    It’s obviously a movie about eyebrow theft and sunlight deprivation.

  12. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    She finally found someone that still looks up to her.

  13. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
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    Now we can ALL smell like a guy who sleeps next to Melanie Griffith.

  14. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    “You don’t remember me? We spoke on the phone…I told you I would find you.”

  15. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
    navvet75
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    no chest to speak of

  16. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
    navvet75
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    I would still do her

  17. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    Moo..

  18.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    me
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    this photo is missing a pitchfork, and a woman, I mean, human

  19. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
    journalschism
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    I know you guys posted this because it says “titt” above her head to the right.

  20. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    Doesn’t she have a kid? Why is it never with her? Did she shove it back in?

  21. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
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    Mr. Penguin.

  22. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
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    Looks her exact age.

  23. Abigail Breslin Cleavage HFPA InStyle Party
    Andie
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    I love that she’s not spray-tanned. Flaunt that milky white, baby! What a gorgeous young woman she’s grown up to be!

  24.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    Andie
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    Which one is the dude here?

  25. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
    o'chunt
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    Bah, ’tis a tiny flesh wound, totally inconsequential. As long as the product placement money keeps pouring in.

  26. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
    o'chunt
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    I would, too, still hit that. Ask me again in 10 years.

  27. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    seriously. what the fuck is that? AND WHY ARE THEY REMAKING THE CLASSIC “DRESSED TO KILL” ALBUM WITH THE SCABS?? yes i’m old.

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