The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.10.13

September 10th, 2013 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you Kelly Brook‘s in the now sporadic Final Five position. Fun Fact: She recently dumped her boyfriend because he was cheating on her. Cheating on Kelly Brook. Short of a cave troll living in her vagina, I can’t imagine what it takes to make that seem like a good idea, and come to think of it, does the troll also have huge breasts? I seem to be getting off the subject here. Today’s random fuckery includes Antonio Banderas launching his new fragrance that people with business degrees actually let him call ‘Her Golden Secret,’ Tilda Swinton and some dude from every nightmare I will ever have from now on, and Abigail Breslin‘s now frequently appearing cleavage which has to stop immediately.

Right here, Olive. That’s the only appropriate response to that.

- Photo Boy

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  1.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    Jenn
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    The movie should’ve been called Creepy and Creepier.

  2. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    does anybody else ever take pics of coco besides coco?

  3. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    That s nothing special.

  4. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
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    I’ve always wondered what the test pattern for a Jumbotron looks like.

  5. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
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    Speaking of the walking dead…

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Homina…

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    …homina…

  8. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    …homina.

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Okay. So my free pass is a foursome with Miranda Kerr, Kate Beckinsale and Kelly Brook. Done. It’s on record now.

  10. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
    Jason Todd428
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    I didn’t know they had Crips in Canada.

  11. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
    martina
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    Okay, 6 ugly people in one place … what’s the big deal?

  12. Abigail Breslin Cleavage HFPA InStyle Party
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    I love olives.

  13. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    That is fucking disgusting. He should not be bragging about this condition.

  14.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    crb
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    Somewhere,

    in a very odd corner of the galaxy,

    a man who went by another name,

    but now refers to himself as “David Bowie”,

    is sitting down for a nice internet-surf on his iPad while chilling with his model wife,

    he leans over to her and says, “You know what sweetie? Back in the 70′s and 80′s I reached the absolute pinnacle of andr-

    and then he hits TS and sees what’s on this page,

    and screams out, “MO-THER-F**KER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  15.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    Nutterbutter
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    He is mid way through the process of being body snatched…

  16.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    Not only is one of her eyes heaps higher than the other, they are both looking in seemingly different directions because of their vantage points. Shudder.

  17. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
    Vlad
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    It was later discovered Leo had stolen Connery’s wallet

  18. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
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    Leo: “Is that a snake coming out of your coat pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

  19. Jamie-Lynn Sigler Cleavage Mom Boobs
    fred
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    (3 days later) First!

  20. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
    Vlad
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    Yo-”I TERK A PRERTER LERDERS PERCTER!”

  21. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
    Vlad
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    So embarrassing when you have toupee creep in public

  22. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
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    “Hmmmmmm…according to WebMD, it’s either brain cancer or I’m having a stroke.”

  23. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
    Vlad
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    It’s just a little twerkin’

  24. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    She cleans up nicely.

  25. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
    Fred
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    “Chicks dig me because I rarely wear undershirts.”

  26. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
    Vlad
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    A Golden Secret is when you pee a little in your pants, but not enough for it to show.

  27. Simon Pegg Random Chick In Car
    Vlad
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    Oh yeah, you found my World’s End!

  28. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
    Vlad
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    Horizontal stripes make you look wider, vertical stripes make you look slimmer, checkerboard patterns just confuse the brain so you don’t know what you’re looking at…unless you happen to be looking at Khloe Kardashian then they become lines of latitude and longitude.

  29. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    This picture looks warped.

  30. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans An Evening By Sherri Hill Fashion Show
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    She’s sexy.

  31. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    Human bobblehead.

  32. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
    RocketInMyPocket
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    That’s an unfortunate outfit.

  33. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
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    Yo Joe, time for some better hair!

  34. Simon Pegg Random Chick In Car
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    Is that Jodie Sweetin (‘Full House’) he’s with?

  35. Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip Side Boob DKNY 25th Birthday Bash
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    I don’t even get invited to my own birthday bash with hot sideboob like this? WTF?!

    I hate you all.

  36. Abigail Breslin Cleavage HFPA InStyle Party
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    She grew up HOT!

  37. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    At least that hoe bag is wearing sensible non-hooker shoes.

  38. Minka Kelly Nipples Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party
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    Some people criticize Minka for having “cankles” but I don’t get it. She’s hot. Heck, I’d be satisfied just jerking off onto her so-called cankles.

  39. Christina Hendricks Butt Tight Pants NYC Fashion Week
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    That’s an unfortunate outfit.

  40. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
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    James Boned

  41. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    OK, thanks. You can stop now.

  42. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    The dwarf in the backwards baseball cap has the best seat in the house. Chick in silver’s got a great ass too.

  43. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
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    Paz Vega is fucking sexy.

  44. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    More porn please!

  45. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    Guy in the background describing the size of his balls

  46. Stacy Keibler Nipples No Bra
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    She even makes that douchebag hat look good.

  47. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    A real badass.

  48. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
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    I love her music.

  49. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
    Elf
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    Gene Simmons sure knows how to chuck up things to sell on eBay

  50. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    Fivehead cover up.

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