The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.10.13

September 10th, 2013 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you Kelly Brook‘s in the now sporadic Final Five position. Fun Fact: She recently dumped her boyfriend because he was cheating on her. Cheating on Kelly Brook. Short of a cave troll living in her vagina, I can’t imagine what it takes to make that seem like a good idea, and come to think of it, does the troll also have huge breasts? I seem to be getting off the subject here. Today’s random fuckery includes Antonio Banderas launching his new fragrance that people with business degrees actually let him call ‘Her Golden Secret,’ Tilda Swinton and some dude from every nightmare I will ever have from now on, and Abigail Breslin‘s now frequently appearing cleavage which has to stop immediately.

Right here, Olive. That’s the only appropriate response to that.

- Photo Boy

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  1.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    Now THIS would be the ideal time for Amanda Bynes to comment…

  2. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    Help, a racoon took a shit on my tongue…

  3. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Farting contest in full swing…

  4. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
    Odbarc
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    Did her head get even bigger?

  5. Simon Pegg Random Chick In Car
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    There’s a horny octupus in the back seat right?

  6. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
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    Looks like a scene from Behind the Candelabra.

  7. Abigail Breslin Cleavage HFPA InStyle Party
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    Little Miss Sunshine has some big tits now!

  8. Stacy Keibler Nipples No Bra
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    Trying desperately to save her relationship with George by dressing like a man…

  9. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
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    Lower yer pockets!

  10. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
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    *clop clop clop*
    High-heel noise? Nope, she’s doing that barefoot.

  11. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    Am I the only person who thinks this beast is hideous?
    Gimme Miley’s flat ass.
    Coco’s got a fat ugly ass that makes me want to puke. She’s one person worse than Kim Kardassian.

  12. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    Vulgar as usual. No amount of dieting and working out is going to make this appealing. A tent? MAYBE!

  13.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    They get a bit more lively if you toss them some seed.

  14. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
    mavis davis
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    Nicki’s makeup looks different everytime I see her, but that weave has got to go!

  15. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
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    Total DILF.

  16. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
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    TOTAL DILF!

  17. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
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    “You may feel a little prick!… Do not fear… It is mine!”

  18. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    Nobody will respect Nancy Grace as a serious journalist if she keeps posting photos like this on Instagram.

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She looks like a Kardashian if a Kardashian could be pretty.

  20. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    Does her kid address her as anal mom?

  21. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    “I’m trying to flirt with this woman in the front row but my botox injections have prevented me from winking.”

  22. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
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    What do you give a sex addict who broke the word masturbation record?…A phone that can access internet porn.

  23. Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip Side Boob DKNY 25th Birthday Bash
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    I see nip peaking….

  24. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    Highlight of my night.

  25. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
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    “I’m done. Where do I put my urine sample?”

  26. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    gross short stumpy legs and wide a**

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    she’s gorgeous

  28. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    You 13-year old fucktards are a bunch of losers

  29. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
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    Kyle Reese was right. Those early versions of the Terminator really were easy to spot.

  30. Nick Jonas Front Row An Evening By Sherri Hill Fashion Show
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    For a guy in his twenties his hands look really withered and whats up with that ring?

  31.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    Third Reich or not this is what comes of inbreeding.

  32. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
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    In every photo of Nic Cage with a Travolta hairpiece, there’s Billy Joel in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  33. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    Mr Simmons can be seen demonstrating his true talent, an ability few can boast of, ladies and gentlemen…. his second sphincter will now begin.

  34. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
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    Thats obviously not Paz Vega, I can’t even smell the alcohol!

  35. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    My Third Reich Tilda Swinton comment also applies directly to these two.

  36. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
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    Just mangled my arm in an industrial accident… Better take a selfie

  37. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    Ricco seen here modeling the hot new item from Vivid’s Fall line…the nylon undershirt with glued-on pubes.

  38. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
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    Christ, did she have a stroke?

  39. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
    donkeylicks
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    She had dumps like an aircraft carrier
    Aircraft
    Aircraft
    Guys Like….. Wait, what rhymes with aircraft carrier?

  40. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
    old
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    Good god, these people will take money from the worst designers in the world!

  41. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
    donkeylicks
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    All of those people complaining about the female character proportions in Dragon’s Crown need to see these pictures.

  42. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    Tongue cancer?

  43. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    I’m so glad I’m not her.

  44.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    sc4play
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    At first glance, I’m getting a vague Borg queen and Captain Picard. From ‘First Contact.’

  45. Minka Kelly Nipples Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party
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    Maybe it’s just me, but an “eco-casino” sounds like a terrible idea.

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Amen, brother.

  47. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
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    well you can take that shtirred shit and shove it up your assh.

  48. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
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    Celine Ratone.

  49.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    the return of the thin white duke throwing darts in lovers eyes…

  50. Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip Side Boob DKNY 25th Birthday Bash
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    Nice stomboob. Boobach?

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