The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.10.13

September 10th, 2013 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you Kelly Brook‘s in the now sporadic Final Five position. Fun Fact: She recently dumped her boyfriend because he was cheating on her. Cheating on Kelly Brook. Short of a cave troll living in her vagina, I can’t imagine what it takes to make that seem like a good idea, and come to think of it, does the troll also have huge breasts? I seem to be getting off the subject here. Today’s random fuckery includes Antonio Banderas launching his new fragrance that people with business degrees actually let him call ‘Her Golden Secret,’ Tilda Swinton and some dude from every nightmare I will ever have from now on, and Abigail Breslin‘s now frequently appearing cleavage which has to stop immediately.

Right here, Olive. That’s the only appropriate response to that.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    God damnit. This bitch is gorgeous but there hasn’t been a single good picture of her in months. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OLIVIA.

  2. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
    The Pope
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    I replied the exact same way to Kelly Brook after seeing the latest pictures she posted on her Instagram account.

  3. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans An Evening By Sherri Hill Fashion Show
    cc
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    She’s hot but unless there is a sex tape in the works she’s just about over.

  4. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
    catapostrophe
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    And she ROCKED ‘em all!

  5. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
    whatever
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    is she pregnant? did ashton go visit with ex wife to tell her first or else she would freak out? ”we’re OVER demi, my gf is preggers” cut your losses and move on

  6. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
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    See you, guys? It’s not so great banging one supermodel after the next. Eventually you get bored. Then what? Iced tea, my dad’s golf hat, and frottage.

  7. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
    catapostrophe
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    “Who do I have to blow for a refill around here? I’m totally serious.”

  8. Abigail Breslin Cleavage HFPA InStyle Party
    heey
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    awkward looking little girl grew up surprisingly pretty

  9.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    heey
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    must be famine where they live

  10. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Hey! That invisibility spell I’ve been trying to cast is starting to work!

  11. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
    whatever
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    great mom, nice to see she pulled through and got herself an education and are so loving and caring of her child, not selfish at all
    having a kid at 16 was her stepping stone,
    seriously though, even the crack addict moms from same show have greater hope for the future than this one, this one is fking up her life on purpose, she has nothing to blame or get cured from addictions…

  12. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
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    “See you, guys?” > “See, you guys?” Normally Im’ pretty good with punctuation

  13. Minka Kelly Nipples Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party
    crb
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    Just remember, no matter how cute she is, your new girlfriend is still perfectly capable of having Herpes.

    -And that’s One To Grow On!

  14. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
    crb
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    No Leo. Talent will not rub off on you.

  15.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    crb
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    Which ones is Tilda? Which one is Tomas? And why do they both look like they should be named Elrond or Pat?

  16. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
    crb
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    You. There. Stop kidnapping my goddamn family.

    -Just until November; the script isn’t finished.

    Then; -go kidnap my family,

    again,…

  17. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
    crb
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    Uma and her Hanzo sword are still really pissed.

  18. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
    crb
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    Now wait a sec, which is it that the cool kids nowadays are calling “Dubs”? -Those big wheels, or that big ass?

  19. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
    crb
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    “You know the cool thing about this dress? -Used to be 100% mosquito netting. The bits you see filled in? Alll bacteria and viruses, baby. I’m like a human cheese mold. A-hah; -And I mean EVERYWHERE, big boy…”

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    crb
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    God save our gracious Queen!
    Long live our noble Queen!
    God save the Queen!
    Send her victorious,
    Happy and glorious,
    Long to reign over us:
    God save The Queen!
    O Lord our God arise,
    Scatter her enemies,
    And make them fall:
    Confound their politics,
    Frustrate their knavish tricks,
    On Thee our hopes we fix:
    God save us all.
    Thy choicest gifts in store,
    On her be pleased to pour;
    Long may she reign:
    May she defend our laws,
    And ever give us cause,
    To sing with heart and voice,
    God save the Queen!

  21. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
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    It’s like the top half of a bird living on his head…

  22. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
    meeps!
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    And just like that, Kyle lost another $20…

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    iOS 7?

  24. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
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    Using the new “James Franco” Instagram filter, I see.

  25. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
    Ali
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    You know a celebrity is really going downhill when they go out in public in their nightgown

  26. Dave Chappelle Posing With Paparazzi
    Dick Nose
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    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
    Domingo
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    Did somebody made a poopy

  28. Christina Hendricks Butt Tight Pants NYC Fashion Week
    Dirk Diggler
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    So much for the ass that ruined the walking dead

  29. Dave Chappelle Posing With Paparazzi
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    Do they really need as expensive cameras and lens like those when they are usually taking photos of someone 5 feet away?

  30. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
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    I know he did not just push his way past Sean Connery. Connery should have turned around and smacked the shit out of him.

  31. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans An Evening By Sherri Hill Fashion Show
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    I love this woman.

  32. Abigail Breslin Cleavage HFPA InStyle Party
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    She close enough to say damn, so DAMN!

  33.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    WTF am I looking at?

  34. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    This should be used in one of those safe-sex PSAs in high schools.

  35. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    I would have respected her more if she let the midget bite her ass.

  36. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
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    Is her Golden Secret maybe pee? Judging by the photo on the right it is. Kim Kardashian pre-ordered about 100 bottles of this stuff.

  37. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    Oh God, this photo is too much. Ha ha ha. Farrah, you are not supposed to actually take your johns out in public with you.

  38. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
    fred
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    I think she is sending a secret message to Macaulay Culkin with the fingers on her left hand forming an “M” on her hip.

  39. Ethan Hawke Bloody Arm In Sling Taking Selfie Cymbeline Set
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    That’s no movie makeup, that’s what the studio and investors did to him after that movie he did with Selena Gomez bombed so badly.

  40. Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip Side Boob DKNY 25th Birthday Bash
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    A few well placed snips.

  41. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
    fred
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    Does she have two nipples on the rightie?

  42. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
    fred
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    Just let it happen.

  43. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
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    She looks really concerned about Lamar.

  44. Minka Kelly Nipples Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party
    dilla
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    botoxface needs another makeup artist

  45.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    sigga
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    Áfram Ísland!

  46. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
    fred
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    “I didn’t bring Melanie’s diaper bag. I thought you were going to bring it.”

  47. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
    fred
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    Now THAT’s how you do hair plugs.

  48. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    That one looking at her ass looks like Bill Nye the science guy… if Bill Nye the science guy was in fact Bill Nye the ass lovin’ teeny weeny crappy dance crew guy.

  49. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
    Plastic Police
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    First time I”ve seen Travolta in a suit…

  50. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
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    Didn’t expect what, a pancake, middle-aged mom ass?

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