The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.10.13

September 10th, 2013 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you Kelly Brook‘s in the now sporadic Final Five position. Fun Fact: She recently dumped her boyfriend because he was cheating on her. Cheating on Kelly Brook. Short of a cave troll living in her vagina, I can’t imagine what it takes to make that seem like a good idea, and come to think of it, does the troll also have huge breasts? I seem to be getting off the subject here. Today’s random fuckery includes Antonio Banderas launching his new fragrance that people with business degrees actually let him call ‘Her Golden Secret,’ Tilda Swinton and some dude from every nightmare I will ever have from now on, and Abigail Breslin‘s now frequently appearing cleavage which has to stop immediately.

Right here, Olive. That’s the only appropriate response to that.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
    EricLR
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    Remember, if my beer loses it’s head, it’s over.

  2.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    ok, now I’m going to have dead-eyed children of the corn dreams tonight.

  3. Dave Chappelle Posing With Paparazzi
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    worst. boy. band. EVER.

  4. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    Is it peanut butter jelly time?

  5. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When I look at her, the first thing I think is “Anal”.

    When I look at him, the first thing I think is “Anal”.

  6. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Well, her tongue isn’t hanging out like a pug that had a stroke, so there’s that.

  7. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    Is this pork? I can’t eat pork, I’m Kosher !

  8. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    That would be an interesting group to party with.

  9. Celine Dion Mom Butt Extra
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    Minky Wail
    ” I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

  10. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    she’d put her phone down, but she needs to be ready at a moments notice to record anything that goes into her anus.

  11. Abigail Breslin Cleavage HFPA InStyle Party
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    is it HFPA -B or HFPA -C that you can catch from a toilet seat?

  12. Nicolas Cage Red Sunglasses Derpface Joe Premiere TIFF
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    Is ‘Joe’ the name of his hairpiece?

  13. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
    Cock Dr
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    OMG blogger wasn’t kidding about the name.

  14. Olivia Wilde Nipples Sagging Boobs Third Person Premiere TIFF
    Celine
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    HER HEAD IS HUGE!

  15. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    “OK, there is another semi truck approaching. If she tells one more time about how guys think its so cool that she did anal before vaginal its going down. Just dont wuss out this time.”

  16. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Already having a bad influence on the kids at Juvi hall

  17. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
    Cock Dr
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    Ewwwwww

  18. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    “See Miley? See what happens, you keep doing that?”

  19. Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip Side Boob DKNY 25th Birthday Bash
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    Don’t tell me what I don’t see!

  20. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddd…..

    STILL a better love story than Twilight.

  21. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans An Evening By Sherri Hill Fashion Show
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    Her 15 minutes are almost up, let’s move on.

  22. Sean Connery Leonardo DiCaprio US Open
    joe
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    If only Jonah Hill were there.

  23. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Cleavage Housecoat
    glam
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    Hep hep hooray (?)

  24. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans An Evening By Sherri Hill Fashion Show
    joe
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    14:55, 14:56, 14:57 . . ..

  25. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    Microsoft Paint is getting better

  26. Simon Pegg Random Chick In Car
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    “Oy, and I thought the Winchester was a a lot o’ fun!”

  27. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
    gillian
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    His tongue is sticking out its tongue.

  28.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    It’s too bad that Matt Damon has cancer, but at least David Bowie is there to help him through it all.

  29. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
    Cock Dr
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    Shopping eases the pain for a precious few moments.

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Holy God!

  31. Dave Chappelle Posing With Paparazzi
    broduhjenner
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    isn’t that dude on the left from reading rainbow?

  32. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
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    He’s either wolfing down a chili dog from a street cart, or shitting out of his mouth. Or both; it’s so hard to tell them apart sometimes.

  33. Farrah Abraham Walking With Greasy Man
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    He’s like an OILIER Steven Seagal. Didn’t. Think. It. Was. Possible…

  34.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
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    Frank-n-Furter it’s all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle’s too extreme. I’m your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.

  35. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Wow

  36. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Pin up goddess

  37.  Tilda Swinton Tomas Lemarquis Snowpierce Photocall Deuaville American Film Festival
    broduhjenner
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    we come in peace

  38. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
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    Some men use pick up lines, some men use a wing man. Liam Neeson just… points.

  39. Paz Vega Antonio Banderas Her Golden Secret Fragrance Launch
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    “No, I’m Paz *Vega*. Paz de la Huerta is the one with her eyes swollen shut.”

  40. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Instagram
    broduhjenner
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    THINK OF THE CHILDREN…oh, wait. those are not children.

  41. Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip Side Boob DKNY 25th Birthday Bash
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    Looks like straight guys are designing dresses again.

  42. Christina Hendricks Butt Tight Pants NYC Fashion Week
    ThisWillHurt
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    How did her boobs get there?

  43. Liam Neeson Third Person Premiere TIFF
    broduhjenner
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    “where’s the third person? there? nope. there? nope. not there! WHERE IS IT?”

  44. Minka Kelly Nipples Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party
    The Pope
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    For the love of god, put her in those Time Warner Cable commericals instead of frickin’ Bill Cower.

  45. Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip Side Boob DKNY 25th Birthday Bash
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    Never use English mustard as a spray tan.

  46. Christina Hendricks Butt Tight Pants NYC Fashion Week
    broduhjenner
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    I thought this was Barbra Streisand?

  47. Gene Simmons Brown Tongue KISS Makeup
    Rabid1
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    Forgetting he just rimmed Paul Stanley to secure yet another endorsement deal, Mr. Simmons created a major public faux pas.

  48. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Premiere TIFF
    emma watson's Vagina
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    still would do. but according to you guys. after Kutcher her next boyfriend would be a DC comics penciler.

  49. Coco Swimsuit Instagram
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    If you slapped her ass with a fraternity paddle, would she even feel it?

  50. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit
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    For scale, that vehicle behind her is actually Danny Trejo’s truck from yesterday’s pics.

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