The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.9.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sara Jean Underwood once again naked in nature, Guy Pearce petting Melisandre’s boob, Justin Bieber doing more dick stuff, and Britney Spears’ childlike wonderment as her sons try to explain to her hows come birdies don’t fall down go boom. “Well Mom, the shape of the bird’s wing allows the air to flow over it in such a way that it achieves lif– And she’s glazing over. Let’s go with magic. Birds are magic. *exchange worried glance* Pop-pop still has your checkbook, right?”

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