The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.9.11

August 9th, 2011 // 443 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Shia LaBeouf just realized he’ll never bang Megan Fox again, Tom Cruise getting ready to ask what kind of Turkish bathhouse this is – “It has primary colors. With children in it!” – and the most random shit I’ve seen since that post 45 minutes ago where Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are naked behind a geese fucking an armadillo.

What’s an Imogen Thomas? Not a clue,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christina Ricci
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s zero reason to photograph Christina Ricci from the neck up

  2. yada yada

    FIRST BITCHEZZZZ

  3. yada yada

    SECOND BITCHEZZZZZ

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    THIRD BITCHEZZZZZ OWNING THIS SHIT FUCKERSSS

  5. Shia Labeouf Beard
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahh! Brian Austin Green is gonna rap me to death! Heeeelpp Meeeee!

  6. Reese Witherspoon
    fcslboy
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    If she lived next door to me i would hit it. But I expect more from a movie star.

  7. Christina Ricci
    Eddie
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    If this picture was zoomed in, I would think it’s Mount Everest, not Ricci.

  8. Matt Damon Elysium
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Shit! I never said I wanted to be President, so why the fuck are you shooting me??”

  9. Michael Jackson Daughter Paris Jackson
    JuggNuttz
    Commented on this photo:

    Those eyes make me wanna pour some Jesus Juice in a pepsi can……

  10. Reese Witherspoon
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there a little bun in the oven?

  11. Emmy Rossum Short Shorts
    theboner
    Commented on this photo:

    thunger legs

  12. Imogen Thomas Bikini
    theboner
    Commented on this photo:

    massive tits

  13. Tom Cruise
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Parents tend to get upset seeing men with cameras outside their children’s gym class.

    • James

      He seems like a rational parent in this pic to me. I’d be pissed too if someone was taking pictures of my kid doing her gymnastics class.

    • Help

      If it was a grown man taking pictures of a random little girl, the guy would be thrown in jail for pedophilia. But since it’s Suri Cruise, it’s a-ok. Kinda sick.

  14. Imogen Thomas Bikini
    theboner
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    for all you foot-fetishits

  15. Imogen Thomas Bikini
    theboner
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    where the hell is the ass shot

  16. Dane Cook
    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    I

  17. Gerard Depardieu
    Frunken
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    Anyone else think it was Val Kilmer at first?

  18. Adriana Lima
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Points for friendliness.

  19. Roberto Benigni
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    Who invited the KKK?

  20. Michael Lohan Kim G Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Cock Dr
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    What a stupid woman.

  21. Pete Wentz DJ
    Commented on this photo:

    I have those same headphones! And they’re shit.

  22. Matt Damon Elysium
    Commented on this photo:

    Mattatron

  23. Michael Jackson Daughter Paris Jackson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Interesting DNA experiment here. Those eyes are incredible.

  24. Tom Cruise
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    tom cruise in the final scene of the new church of scientology produced ‘invasion of the body thetan snatchers’.

  25. Michael Jackson Daughter Paris Jackson
    rough gone viral
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont know! It Looks sane enough to fight Kimbo to me.

  26. Shia Labeouf Beard
    bbiowa
    Commented on this photo:

    Auditioning for “The Mandy Patinkin Story”?

  27. Michael Lohan Kim G Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks just like lindsay.

  28. Imogen Thomas Bikini
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    After googling her I’m going to have to pass. I think I can jack off to better.

  29. Michael Jackson Daughter Paris Jackson
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    So Weston Cage is a Jackson now?

  30. Shia Labeouf Beard
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I am standing on Hollywood Boulevard and the best you can do is a fucking quarter?!!!

  31. Pete Wentz DJ
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be a great DJ if he’s getting gigs at a club he owns…

  32. Shia Labeouf Beard
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, it’s the guy from ‘A Beautiful Mind’ expounding on his economic theories.

  33. Christopher Walken Open Shirt
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    Weapon of Choice part 2?

  34. Irina Shayk Sports Bra
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    Points for points.

  35. Reese Witherspoon
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice legs.

  36. Tom Cruise
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    dont film me without my lifts. what do i pay you for?????

  37. Joe Jonas
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    In every photo like this there’s a black man saying it all with a disapproving look.

  38. Shia Labeouf Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    “You didn’t use lowfat creamer!? Nonononono no no no no!!”

  39. Michael Jackson Daughter Paris Jackson
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    you can see the resemblance

  40. Dane Cook
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    30 Minutes or Less… Just like my career!

  41. Tom Cruise
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    You said WHAT about L Ron Hubbard?!!!

  42. Jeremy Piven
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm… Sharon has nicer tits but Jeremy here has better nips. I’m confused.

  43. Adriana Lima
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s waving AT ME.

  44. Christopher Walken Open Shirt
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    looked like hugh grant for a sec

  45. Jake Gyllenhaal Cop Uniform
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Sure, I can look goofy without hair. Watch!

  46. Edie Falco Gods Behaving Badly
    Commented on this photo:

    The middle dog likes chewing on her beaver.

  47. Joe Jonas
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    i can call you the nword. i am rich and girls love me.

  48. Irina Shayk Sports Bra
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Just do it.

  49. Michael Lohan Kim G Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    To steal a phrase I read here earlier ‘we have arrived at the douche singularity’.

  50. Roberto Benigni
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he running, isn’t he white?

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