Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you can almost always find at least one beautiful young actress in yoga gear, but this, Rachel McAdams, is unacceptable. We’ve also got the new face of Covergirl (No, really.), as well as Jon Favreau who appears to have let himself go a tad, though its tough to tell through such effective subterfuge, and finally, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. Those are Heath Ledger‘s pubes.
Respect is earned and not only did he make me look at his penis, but The Muppets also happened. And so did this. So yeah, I’m not sorry,
- Photo Boy
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Accessories by Miss Sally’s Preschool Art Class.
No, no, Mr. Depp, you can’t just challenge everyone to a karmic love-dust competition.
“Palermo” is Italian for “Plank”…
#FailTail
As we speak, Covergirl is poring over the contract looking for an out.
So Jesus turns into Wolverine?
Bad ass.
More like coverup girl – we know what she looks like under all that pancake makeup.
She just found out her age.
Elton John said yesterday that she looked like a stripper. Uh, no, Elton. Not any one I’ve seen. Where do you even go to see strippers over 50?
Eliza DoesLittle for me.
She’s so hot as a ginger.
What’s that? A 5-caret diamond? Nice going, Affleck.
He’s gearing up for the title role in “Mike Scioscia: The Later Years”
What people couldn’t figure out was why he kept saying he was there to see Aerosmith, and that he’s a big fan of theirs.
blubberosaurus
Showing off Versace’s new “Aging Rock Star” line–for when you need leather below and Depends up top.
Blow me
Little known JGarner factoid: She can outbelch anyone, anywhere, anytime.
“You’ll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!”
Less peanut butter under the gums on this one, please.
Another classy, tattoed whore with clown hair.
Is this what the 2010′s will be remembered for?
That and the whole chucks-wearing, fixie-riding, sideburns-sporting, uber-artsie, hipster-doofus thing that is getting really nauseating at this point. It will be this generation’s disco moment.
You forgot “KDC* wearing “…
(*Knitted Douche Cap)
I want her to step up to my mic.
Is it attractive at all when that area on a woman is bared and you can’t see anything?
Can’t see anything? I can see her face. I can see her gut. So the answer is “No. Not attractive at all.” Covergirl whiffed on this one.
And so the Pink Taco douchebag three peat is now complete.
does this tattoo make me look crazy?
-no your face does
Mrs. Fallon: Jimmy he’s doing it again.
Jimmy Fallon: I know…just ignore him. Eventually he’ll get bored and go away.
Apparently, this beach encourages motorboating.
Looks so much like Angelina Jolie that Jennifer Anniston called her a bitch.
Thread ends here.
I thought it was Jolie in the thumbnail!
That was so good , I tried to give it two thumbs up.
buff Jesus
The Body of Christ!
Sleek swimmer’s body, all muscled up and toned…
I’m guessing the lower half of that tattoo has a mouth sore that just won’t ever go away.
It looks like her whole body is straining to smile.
Still hasn’t figured out that the crowd thinks he’s someone’s agent.
Aptly named rack for what it does for me.
So Fredrick Douglass went through all that shit for this?
i’ll never get used to that cyborg look on fake titties
Hot!
Yeah, I know. Thumb me down.
kimmy, I would never thumb you down. I would much prefer to thumb you…down there.
“Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo, nyuk, nyuk”
Soon my plan will be complete, and everyone in the world will have curly hair, bwahahahahah!!!!!
I’m looking forward to the Bourne Legacy.
Chris Christie in Hawaii investigating birth certificates and buffets
Santa Monica authorities are on the lookout for someone leaving size 6 shoe impact craters on city sidewalks.
He must have gotten the optional saddle horn.
At least with the shirt on, we won’t know how big his gut is…pretty brilliant.
So now she smells like chlorine and desperation.
anyone who wants to bang that hobbit on the left has Sanduskyitis
Just realized that in her haste to attend this event, she accidentally diapered the roast and put the baby in the oven…
Nice one.
I’m still laughing at that one!
Nice implants geriatric Janice.
…Wait, did your belly just scream “Help, I’m Robert Pattinson”?
She looks like a fairground whore to me…..signed, Madonna
She was obviously hired as the before pictures