The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.7.12

August 7th, 2012 // 564 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you can almost always find at least one beautiful young actress in yoga gear, but this, Rachel McAdams, is unacceptable. We’ve also got the new face of Covergirl (No, really.), as well as Jon Favreau who appears to have let himself go a tad, though its tough to tell through such effective subterfuge, and finally, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. Those are Heath Ledger‘s pubes.

Respect is earned and not only did he make me look at his penis, but The Muppets also happened. And so did this. So yeah, I’m not sorry,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Johnny Depp
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    Accessories by Miss Sally’s Preschool Art Class.

  2. Johnny Depp
    EricLr
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    No, no, Mr. Depp, you can’t just challenge everyone to a karmic love-dust competition.

  3. Olivia Palermo Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    “Palermo” is Italian for “Plank”…

  4. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    #FailTail

  5. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
    Katie
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    As we speak, Covergirl is poring over the contract looking for an out.

  6. Hugh Jackman Beard Huge Bicep Vein The Wolverine
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    So Jesus turns into Wolverine?

    Bad ass.

  7. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
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    More like coverup girl – we know what she looks like under all that pancake makeup.

  8. Jennifer Garner
    EricLr
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    She just found out her age.

  9. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
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    Elton John said yesterday that she looked like a stripper. Uh, no, Elton. Not any one I’ve seen. Where do you even go to see strippers over 50?

  10. Eliza Doolittle Cleavge
    Johnny P!
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    Eliza DoesLittle for me.

  11. Rachel McAdams Butt Tight Jeans Backless Shirt
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    She’s so hot as a ginger.

  12. Jennifer Garner
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    What’s that? A 5-caret diamond? Nice going, Affleck.

  13. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
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    He’s gearing up for the title role in “Mike Scioscia: The Later Years”

  14. Steven Tyler Leather Pants Pirate Shirt
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    What people couldn’t figure out was why he kept saying he was there to see Aerosmith, and that he’s a big fan of theirs.

  15. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
    Alice Pooper
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    blubberosaurus

  16. Steven Tyler Leather Pants Pirate Shirt
    EricLr
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    Showing off Versace’s new “Aging Rock Star” line–for when you need leather below and Depends up top.

  17. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
    Alice Pooper
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    Blow me

  18. Jennifer Garner
    Perplexity
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    Little known JGarner factoid: She can outbelch anyone, anywhere, anytime.

  19. Steven Tyler Leather Pants Pirate Shirt
    Anthony
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    “You’ll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!”

  20. Elizabeth Gillies Cleavage
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    Less peanut butter under the gums on this one, please.

  21. Jodie Marsh Midriff Unbuttoned Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    Another classy, tattoed whore with clown hair.
    Is this what the 2010′s will be remembered for?

    • Snack pack

      That and the whole chucks-wearing, fixie-riding, sideburns-sporting, uber-artsie, hipster-doofus thing that is getting really nauseating at this point. It will be this generation’s disco moment.

  22. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
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    I want her to step up to my mic.

  23. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
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    Is it attractive at all when that area on a woman is bared and you can’t see anything?

    • Snack pack

      Can’t see anything? I can see her face. I can see her gut. So the answer is “No. Not attractive at all.” Covergirl whiffed on this one.

  24. Steven Tyler Leather Pants Pirate Shirt
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    And so the Pink Taco douchebag three peat is now complete.

  25. Mike Tyson
    ben dover
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    does this tattoo make me look crazy?

    -no your face does

  26. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
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    Mrs. Fallon: Jimmy he’s doing it again.

    Jimmy Fallon: I know…just ignore him. Eventually he’ll get bored and go away.

  27. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
    K-tron
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    Apparently, this beach encourages motorboating.

  28. Elizabeth Gillies Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Looks so much like Angelina Jolie that Jennifer Anniston called her a bitch.

  29. Hugh Jackman Beard Huge Bicep Vein The Wolverine
    Alice Pooper
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    buff Jesus

  30. Jodie Marsh Midriff Unbuttoned Shorts
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    I’m guessing the lower half of that tattoo has a mouth sore that just won’t ever go away.

  31. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Cleavage Tank Top
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    It looks like her whole body is straining to smile.

  32. Patrick Muldoon
    EricLr
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    Still hasn’t figured out that the crowd thinks he’s someone’s agent.

  33. Eliza Doolittle Cleavge
    Perplexity
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    Aptly named rack for what it does for me.

  34. Jodie Marsh Midriff Unbuttoned Shorts
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    So Fredrick Douglass went through all that shit for this?

  35. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Cleavage Tank Top
    Alice Pooper
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    i’ll never get used to that cyborg look on fake titties

  36. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
    kimmykimkim
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    Hot!

    Yeah, I know. Thumb me down.

  37. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
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    “Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo, nyuk, nyuk”

  38. Eliza Doolittle Cleavge
    EricLr
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    Soon my plan will be complete, and everyone in the world will have curly hair, bwahahahahah!!!!!

  39. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
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    I’m looking forward to the Bourne Legacy.

  40. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
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    Chris Christie in Hawaii investigating birth certificates and buffets

  41. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants Tank Top
    Perplexity
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    Santa Monica authorities are on the lookout for someone leaving size 6 shoe impact craters on city sidewalks.

  42. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
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    He must have gotten the optional saddle horn.

  43. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
    DeucePickle
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    At least with the shirt on, we won’t know how big his gut is…pretty brilliant.

  44. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
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    So now she smells like chlorine and desperation.

  45. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Michelle Williams
    Alice Pooper
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    anyone who wants to bang that hobbit on the left has Sanduskyitis

  46. Jennifer Garner
    Johnny P!
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    Just realized that in her haste to attend this event, she accidentally diapered the roast and put the baby in the oven…

  47. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Cleavage Tank Top
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    Nice implants geriatric Janice.

  48. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants Tank Top
    EricLr
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    …Wait, did your belly just scream “Help, I’m Robert Pattinson”?

  49. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
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    She looks like a fairground whore to me…..signed, Madonna

  50. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
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    She was obviously hired as the before pictures

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