Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you can almost always find at least one beautiful young actress in yoga gear, but this, Rachel McAdams, is unacceptable. We’ve also got the new face of Covergirl (No, really.), as well as Jon Favreau who appears to have let himself go a tad, though its tough to tell through such effective subterfuge, and finally, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. Those are Heath Ledger‘s pubes.
Respect is earned and not only did he make me look at his penis, but The Muppets also happened. And so did this. So yeah, I’m not sorry,
- Photo Boy
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It is all hot and humid there and I can imagine the smell. I just threw up a little.
I like that he’s rehearsing the dance numbers from his Broadway Bound musical “The Wolverine” outdoors.
But man, those high kicks and timesteps sure seem to work up a sweat under that hot sun!
Seriously, his look is just over the top douchebag now. Time to dial is back Depp.
So which card says “Let me be your rebound Rob!” the best?
I thought Pippa would be in London with the games going on and all.
Finally, a leading lady for Dinklage.
Amazing, he managed to top Depp for old man that dresses like a douchebag. Well done Steven.
Was Rihanna busy? Where’s the drunken butt-sex Queen of Barbados when you need her?
Pink, posing for her new “I Shat Myself” line of scents.
Jennifer Garner demonstrates her auditioning skills
Like a less attractive, older but still gay Ian Sommelhander.
Werd
She’s got a negative ass. It curves inwards.
From funny to very funny to A-lister to married to a big-titted mentalcase to weird and irrelevant.
Oh, how the times change faster and faster nowadays…
Give the kook some credit, I don’t think he ever tied the knot with big titted mental case.
You mean…the big foreheaded mental case….
I’m at a loss to understand how (what I assume to be) a normal, heterosexual guy can see a beautiful woman (and Jenny McCarthy is a beautiful woman) and complain about her fucking forehead, of all things. Maybe if she smelled bad, OK. But her forehead?
http://www.celebitchy.com/233230/jenny_mccarthy_denies_50_mill_jim_carrey_payout_im_barely_living_in_a_van_down_by_the_river_/ (yeah sure she’s beautiful, more like you’re blind.)
This mother fucker looks like he would gnaw your face off for kicking the back of his seat in the theatre.
One of the lost Willis sisters?
Does Mick have a handicapped Olympic tag so he can sit closer?
Wait, I just don’t understand that shirt.
It’s a shirt you can wear both ways. Mid drift baring before you have eaten and then after you have eaten you just turn it around.
Hahaha!!
You don’t understand her shirt? After seeing her in Sherlock Holmes and Midnight in Paris, I don’t understand how she gets work.
Considerable oral skills
I’d wear it.
This was taken shortly after that unfortunate incident with those well-meaning marine biologists who tried to put him back to sea.
I hear he’s nominated for a Tony for the musical rendition of Grazzly Adams.
“I’m Mellllllltiiiinnnngggg!!!”
Wait, so she’s pregnant AND has a penis? I’m confused…
whispers*
“I’m going to fit you inside me…you’ll see.”
Those are the very same words that made Klitschko fall in love with her. Brought a few tears to their eyes (for different reasns).
I don’t get it about this chick… No breasts, an OK face, and a flat butt…
Her face is actually quite pretty and her legs are passable. If she just had more of an ass I could do her.
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It’s part of the new Covergirl “Skank” line. For all your trailer park needs.
A better name might have been Day Old Bread.
That’s the absolute perfect look for both of them.
They’re both very talented, but you know if there weren’t any red-carpet galas to attend, that’s exactly how they’d both look on their time off.
Jon Fatvreau .
Before you guys make fun of him, keep in mind that he just healed a leper.
SHHHH Rob, the paparazzi are watching.. Do you want me to smuggle you to Pinkberry or not?
So that Wolverine hairdo with the wings and the fucked up beard was by choice?
It was totally obvious where the comments were headed with this one, but what’s with Photo Boy taking punchlines out of our hands? *sniff* I thought this was *our* time to shine……
Oh, c’mon, let him have this. Photo Boy gives so much and asks for so little.
Jim, trying to crash the party by using the “if he doesn’t see me, I can walk right in” method. They did, however, notice him and clubbed him in the face with his own elbow and sent him to a barber shop.
I can’t tell if an alien is about to rip out of her stomach, or if she is the alien that just ripped out of someone else’s…
Somewhere, Rihanna is biting her lip in seething anger while plotting her revenge…
No one steals her “Queen of the butt sex” festival crown…
Life is tough when your ideal woman is an 18-year-old who remembers the 90′s.
You broke up Zack and Kelly, you bastard!
Literally made me LOL.
I’d like to do a little with those eliza’s!
Johnny Bidet (King of Douches) attends an afterparty for a past-it’s-best-by date band at a place that who’s name (The Pink Taco) was cheekily funny a few years ago, wearing retro shit.
Time for another Tim Burton project/ Pirate movie, Johnny?
Time to check the tire pressure, gandma.
“I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.”
Hey, cleavage! Wait…{vomits}
Next stop after the Pink Taco – The Brown Eye.
Mick’s giving me a great idea for a new Rolling Stones logo aimed at the senior set.
Looks like she’s trying to take a shit.
Does this guy ever not look like he just came off a month-long heroin and chicken-wings bender?
You just know they pulled the car over for a garage sale.
please tell me that’s a pool of mercury.
Oh Alanis,…. “You Oughta Know” better…
I hate myself…
Inside it says, “Sorry about your ass”. From Hallmark–when you care to send the very best.
Trying to out “Steven Tyler” Steven Tyler.