The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.7.12

August 7th, 2012 // 564 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you can almost always find at least one beautiful young actress in yoga gear, but this, Rachel McAdams, is unacceptable. We’ve also got the new face of Covergirl (No, really.), as well as Jon Favreau who appears to have let himself go a tad, though its tough to tell through such effective subterfuge, and finally, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. Those are Heath Ledger‘s pubes.

Respect is earned and not only did he make me look at his penis, but The Muppets also happened. And so did this. So yeah, I’m not sorry,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jodie Marsh Midriff Unbuttoned Shorts
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    It is all hot and humid there and I can imagine the smell. I just threw up a little.

  2. Hugh Jackman Beard Huge Bicep Vein The Wolverine
    Johnny P!
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    I like that he’s rehearsing the dance numbers from his Broadway Bound musical “The Wolverine” outdoors.
    But man, those high kicks and timesteps sure seem to work up a sweat under that hot sun!

  3. Johnny Depp
    El Jefe
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    Seriously, his look is just over the top douchebag now. Time to dial is back Depp.

  4. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So which card says “Let me be your rebound Rob!” the best?

  5. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    I thought Pippa would be in London with the games going on and all.

  6. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
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    Finally, a leading lady for Dinklage.

  7. Steven Tyler Leather Pants Pirate Shirt
    El Jefe
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    Amazing, he managed to top Depp for old man that dresses like a douchebag. Well done Steven.

  8. Jodie Marsh Midriff Unbuttoned Shorts
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    Was Rihanna busy? Where’s the drunken butt-sex Queen of Barbados when you need her?

  9. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
    Perplexity
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    Pink, posing for her new “I Shat Myself” line of scents.

  10. Jennifer Garner
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Jennifer Garner demonstrates her auditioning skills

  11. Patrick Muldoon
    El Jefe
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    Like a less attractive, older but still gay Ian Sommelhander.

  12. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    Oscar
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    She’s got a negative ass. It curves inwards.

  13. Jim Carrey
    Johnny P!
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    From funny to very funny to A-lister to married to a big-titted mentalcase to weird and irrelevant.
    Oh, how the times change faster and faster nowadays…

  14. Mike Tyson
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    This mother fucker looks like he would gnaw your face off for kicking the back of his seat in the theatre.

  15. Eliza Doolittle Cleavge
    El Jefe
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    One of the lost Willis sisters?

  16. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
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    Does Mick have a handicapped Olympic tag so he can sit closer?

  17. Rachel McAdams Butt Tight Jeans Backless Shirt
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Wait, I just don’t understand that shirt.

  18. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
    EricLr
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    This was taken shortly after that unfortunate incident with those well-meaning marine biologists who tried to put him back to sea.

  19. Hugh Jackman Beard Huge Bicep Vein The Wolverine
    Perplexity
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    I hear he’s nominated for a Tony for the musical rendition of Grazzly Adams.

  20. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Cleavage Tank Top
    Johnny P!
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    “I’m Mellllllltiiiinnnngggg!!!”

  21. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants Tank Top
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Wait, so she’s pregnant AND has a penis? I’m confused…

  22. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    whispers*
    “I’m going to fit you inside me…you’ll see.”

    • blah

      Those are the very same words that made Klitschko fall in love with her. Brought a few tears to their eyes (for different reasns).

  23. Olivia Palermo Bikini
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    I don’t get it about this chick… No breasts, an OK face, and a flat butt…

    • Her face is actually quite pretty and her legs are passable. If she just had more of an ass I could do her.
      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/08/OLIVIA PALERMO1-340_442.jpg[/img]

  24. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
    EricLr
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    It’s part of the new Covergirl “Skank” line. For all your trailer park needs.

  25. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
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    A better name might have been Day Old Bread.

  26. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Michelle Williams
    Johnny P!
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    That’s the absolute perfect look for both of them.
    They’re both very talented, but you know if there weren’t any red-carpet galas to attend, that’s exactly how they’d both look on their time off.

  27. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
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    Jon Fatvreau .

  28. Hugh Jackman Beard Huge Bicep Vein The Wolverine
    EricLr
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    Before you guys make fun of him, keep in mind that he just healed a leper.

  29. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants Tank Top
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    SHHHH Rob, the paparazzi are watching.. Do you want me to smuggle you to Pinkberry or not?

  30. Hugh Jackman Beard Huge Bicep Vein The Wolverine
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    So that Wolverine hairdo with the wings and the fucked up beard was by choice?

  31. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
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    It was totally obvious where the comments were headed with this one, but what’s with Photo Boy taking punchlines out of our hands? *sniff* I thought this was *our* time to shine……

  32. Jim Carrey
    Perplexity
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    Jim, trying to crash the party by using the “if he doesn’t see me, I can walk right in” method. They did, however, notice him and clubbed him in the face with his own elbow and sent him to a barber shop.

  33. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
    Dina Crackwhore
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    I can’t tell if an alien is about to rip out of her stomach, or if she is the alien that just ripped out of someone else’s…

  34. Jodie Marsh Midriff Unbuttoned Shorts
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    Somewhere, Rihanna is biting her lip in seething anger while plotting her revenge…
    No one steals her “Queen of the butt sex” festival crown…

  35. Jim Carrey
    EricLr
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    Life is tough when your ideal woman is an 18-year-old who remembers the 90′s.

  36. Patrick Muldoon
    YAAR
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    You broke up Zack and Kelly, you bastard!

  37. Eliza Doolittle Cleavge
    Dina Crackwhore
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    I’d like to do a little with those eliza’s!

  38. Johnny Depp
    Johnny P!
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    Johnny Bidet (King of Douches) attends an afterparty for a past-it’s-best-by date band at a place that who’s name (The Pink Taco) was cheekily funny a few years ago, wearing retro shit.
    Time for another Tim Burton project/ Pirate movie, Johnny?

  39. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Cleavage Tank Top
    EricLr
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    Time to check the tire pressure, gandma.

  40. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    “I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.”

  41. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Cleavage Tank Top
    Perplexity
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    Hey, cleavage! Wait…{vomits}

  42. Jim Carrey
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    Next stop after the Pink Taco – The Brown Eye.

  43. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
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    Mick’s giving me a great idea for a new Rolling Stones logo aimed at the senior set.

  44. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
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    Looks like she’s trying to take a shit.

  45. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Michelle Williams
    EricLr
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    Does this guy ever not look like he just came off a month-long heroin and chicken-wings bender?

  46. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard Michelle Williams
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    You just know they pulled the car over for a garage sale.

  47. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    please tell me that’s a pool of mercury.

  48. Steven Tyler Leather Pants Pirate Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    Oh Alanis,…. “You Oughta Know” better…

  49. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    Inside it says, “Sorry about your ass”. From Hallmark–when you care to send the very best.

  50. Johnny Depp
    Perplexity
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    Trying to out “Steven Tyler” Steven Tyler.

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