Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you can almost always find at least one beautiful young actress in yoga gear, but this, Rachel McAdams, is unacceptable. We’ve also got the new face of Covergirl (No, really.), as well as Jon Favreau who appears to have let himself go a tad, though its tough to tell through such effective subterfuge, and finally, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. Those are Heath Ledger‘s pubes.
Respect is earned and not only did he make me look at his penis, but The Muppets also happened. And so did this. So yeah, I’m not sorry,
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And that is a normal sized microphone!
*rimshot*
It’s the wrong color for a Kardashian though.
http://instantrimshot.com/
Something tells me this isn’t the first time his body and face has been in that post.
*pose
where’s my fucking edit button?
wow i didn’t know they had those old microphones lying around like that.
How to age with dignity
Is her “boyfriend” and backup dancer like JLo’s too?
*a backup dancer*
No he’s a “massage therapist” like John Travolta’s.
That boob ripple is a big give away, nice try Dickenson
You needed to see boob ripple as a giveaway? Most people only need to hear her name to know the next few seconds are going to be extremely unpleasant.
Spraypaint it black and let’s be done with Kim K once and for all.
Jimmy Fallon is vanilla pudding.
This motorcycle makes my dick bigger than Matt Damon’s.
Poor bastard.
Nothing about him says “Spy”, “Agent” or” International Man of Intrigue”…
Yep, and didn’t Tom Cruise already do that for one of his recent film openings…
Nasty old cunt.
Is that you, Reggie?
Apparently the Pink Taco after party was a bit party for middle aged to eldery guys who like to dress like douchebags
Obvi. It’s an aerosmith concert-Steven Tyler is the lead singer.
Mick = Mid-seizure.
Kudos to the Photoshop genius who cleaned the sludge out of that water.
Ah, a birthing pool… how nice.
But I thought she’d already decided to be re-born as the New Madonna a few years ago…
New Madonna is an oxymoron.
No matter how you look at it they’re both morons oxy or no oxy
The Inredible Bulk
The great John Candy played that on an SCTV skit
OHHHH YEAAHH!!! This is how Tom Cruise rides me…er.. I mean, this is how I ride this manly motorcycle…
If the “cover” refers to a burlap sack, I can totally see it.
hey Mike, there’s something on your face.
Reese doing her best Jon Favreau impersonation
Much like a lizard licking it’s own eye, Mick can clean his own ear, once his tongue maneuvers past the leathery cheek. Jimmy doesn’t approve of Mick vast talents.
Why is this mook in the news again?
She does like big microphones.
Taylor, all you had to do was pull her down for 4 minutes max…
You failed us, sir… You failed us all…
He’s keeping this cash cow alive.
I think you meant to say *crass cow*.
“Fairground Stripper” HAHAHAHAHA
Did I tell you that when I was a kid, gas was cheaper?
Yes grandpa.
Did I tell you how you kids today with your Twitter boxes are worse at everything?
Yes, grandpa.
Matt Damon.
Tom, I’m on my way.
“Hard Candy”.
The kind old people clack against their dentures at matinees…
Yeah, that bowl of hard Christmas candy, that is all stuck together, on my granny’s coffee table. Good choice for name. *shiver*
Werther’s Original and those stale mints that look like moth balls.
“Hard Candy”. Maybe she’s fantasizing about a different kind of candy that she still believes gets hard for her…
So Taylor Kinney is really gay as I always suspected.
Big, Ugly, Fat Pig.
That should be BUFF as in Big, Ugly, Fat Fucker!
He looks as big as a B-52 for sure
Man, she’s really going on the offense to disprove Elton’s comments…
Well, I’ll be darned. Turns out Hallmark does make a “I’ll blow you for a movie role” card after all!
The Loodichrisths” Look
Light as a feather, flat as a board.
Wolverine 2: The Bukkake Years
Some hardcore lesbian shit is about to go down.
I was thinking it already went down.
They both went down?
FTW
Wow, looks like Tony Soprano is in Witness Protection…
dude you are supposed to kiss on the mouth not the side cheeks. this is not a choreographed kissing scene. oh wait nevermind.
Nah!! Her massive beak is hard to get around.
Looks like Avon is about to take the lead as the new ‘Cosmetics Giant’.
Stop raiding Lourdes’s closet already woman.
Button your fucking shorts up before my eyes get the clap.
Her health club, appropriately, opens in Moscow. I would say it was a converted gulag, but all they did was change the paint scheme.
Pink, Covergirl, seriously?
You know you’ve done a lot of drugs when you have to employ a professional steerer…
Even Bieber quit wearing Bieber hair.
It was “Carey hair” a long time before it was Beiber hair Dude. Nobody remembers though. You have now been reminded:)
Good to be here at the opening of Hard Candy. Hey, speaking of hard candy–have you seen my ovaries lately? [rimshot]
Hey, speaking of rimshots…
Grandpa Mick, could you tell me about the games of the first Olympiad again?
Are all fat bastards mouth breathers? Apparently so.