The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.7.12

August 7th, 2012 // 564 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you can almost always find at least one beautiful young actress in yoga gear, but this, Rachel McAdams, is unacceptable. We’ve also got the new face of Covergirl (No, really.), as well as Jon Favreau who appears to have let himself go a tad, though its tough to tell through such effective subterfuge, and finally, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. Those are Heath Ledger‘s pubes.

Respect is earned and not only did he make me look at his penis, but The Muppets also happened. And so did this. So yeah, I’m not sorry,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
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    And that is a normal sized microphone!

    *rimshot*

  2. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
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    Something tells me this isn’t the first time his body and face has been in that post.

  3. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    wow i didn’t know they had those old microphones lying around like that.

  4. Steven Tyler Leather Pants Pirate Shirt
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    How to age with dignity

  5. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
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    Is her “boyfriend” and backup dancer like JLo’s too?

  6. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Cleavage Tank Top
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    That boob ripple is a big give away, nice try Dickenson

  7. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    Spraypaint it black and let’s be done with Kim K once and for all.

  8. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
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    Jimmy Fallon is vanilla pudding.

  9. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    EricLr
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    This motorcycle makes my dick bigger than Matt Damon’s.

  10. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
    Perplexity
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    Poor bastard.

  11. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Nothing about him says “Spy”, “Agent” or” International Man of Intrigue”…

  12. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
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    Nasty old cunt.

  13. Johnny Depp
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    Apparently the Pink Taco after party was a bit party for middle aged to eldery guys who like to dress like douchebags

  14. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
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    Mick = Mid-seizure.

  15. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
    EricLr
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    Kudos to the Photoshop genius who cleaned the sludge out of that water.

  16. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    Ah, a birthing pool… how nice.
    But I thought she’d already decided to be re-born as the New Madonna a few years ago…

  17. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
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    The Inredible Bulk

  18. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
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    OHHHH YEAAHH!!! This is how Tom Cruise rides me…er.. I mean, this is how I ride this manly motorcycle…

  19. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
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    If the “cover” refers to a burlap sack, I can totally see it.

  20. Mike Tyson
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    hey Mike, there’s something on your face.

  21. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants Tank Top
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    Reese doing her best Jon Favreau impersonation

  22. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
    Perplexity
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    Much like a lizard licking it’s own eye, Mick can clean his own ear, once his tongue maneuvers past the leathery cheek. Jimmy doesn’t approve of Mick vast talents.

  23. Mike Tyson
    Johnny P!
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    Why is this mook in the news again?

  24. Hayden Panettiere Giant Microphone Twitter
    El Jefe
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    She does like big microphones.

  25. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
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    Taylor, all you had to do was pull her down for 4 minutes max…
    You failed us, sir… You failed us all…

  26. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
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    “Fairground Stripper” HAHAHAHAHA

  27. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
    EricLr
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    Did I tell you that when I was a kid, gas was cheaper?

    Yes grandpa.

    Did I tell you how you kids today with your Twitter boxes are worse at everything?

    Yes, grandpa.

  28. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
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    Matt Damon.

  29. Jeremy Renner Motorcycle The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    El Jefe
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    Tom, I’m on my way.

  30. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
    Johnny P!
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    “Hard Candy”.
    The kind old people clack against their dentures at matinees…

    • Neo

      Yeah, that bowl of hard Christmas candy, that is all stuck together, on my granny’s coffee table. Good choice for name. *shiver*

    • Bianca

      Werther’s Original and those stale mints that look like moth balls.

    • Blech

      “Hard Candy”. Maybe she’s fantasizing about a different kind of candy that she still believes gets hard for her…

  31. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
    El Jefe
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    So Taylor Kinney is really gay as I always suspected.

  32. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
    Johnny P!
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    Big, Ugly, Fat Pig.

  33. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
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    Man, she’s really going on the offense to disprove Elton’s comments…

  34. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    Well, I’ll be darned. Turns out Hallmark does make a “I’ll blow you for a movie role” card after all!

  35. Mike Tyson
    Perplexity
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    The Loodichrisths” Look

  36. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    El Jefe
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    Light as a feather, flat as a board.

  37. Hugh Jackman Beard Huge Bicep Vein The Wolverine
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    Wolverine 2: The Bukkake Years

  38. Eliza Doolittle Cleavge
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    Some hardcore lesbian shit is about to go down.

  39. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
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    Wow, looks like Tony Soprano is in Witness Protection…

  40. Lady Gaga Naked Swimming With Taylor Kinney Twitter
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    dude you are supposed to kiss on the mouth not the side cheeks. this is not a choreographed kissing scene. oh wait nevermind.

  41. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
    Johnny P!
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    Looks like Avon is about to take the lead as the new ‘Cosmetics Giant’.

  42. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
    El Jefe
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    Stop raiding Lourdes’s closet already woman.

  43. Jodie Marsh Midriff Unbuttoned Shorts
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    Button your fucking shorts up before my eyes get the clap.

  44. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
    Perplexity
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    Her health club, appropriately, opens in Moscow. I would say it was a converted gulag, but all they did was change the paint scheme.

  45. Pink New Face Of Covergirl Comsetics
    El Jefe
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    Pink, Covergirl, seriously?

  46. Johnny Depp
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    You know you’ve done a lot of drugs when you have to employ a professional steerer…

  47. Jim Carrey
    El Jefe
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    Even Bieber quit wearing Bieber hair.

    • guttboy

      It was “Carey hair” a long time before it was Beiber hair Dude. Nobody remembers though. You have now been reminded:)

  48. Madonna Miniskirt Legs Leather Boots
    EricLr
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    Good to be here at the opening of Hard Candy. Hey, speaking of hard candy–have you seen my ovaries lately? [rimshot]

    Hey, speaking of rimshots…

  49. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
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    Grandpa Mick, could you tell me about the games of the first Olympiad again?

  50. Jon Favreau Fat Body Swimming With Shirt On
    Perplexity
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    Are all fat bastards mouth breathers? Apparently so.

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