The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.6.13

August 6th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has nothing to do with a certain Drunken Barbadian Buttsex Festival, so I’m not sure either why it even exists. Except I am and it’s so you guys can try to tell yourselves that Penn Badgley isn’t dressed exactly like one of your friends that you can’t figure out why you still hang out with. I mean sure, his garage-made small batch artisinal bourbon is delicious, but if he says grassfed one more time I’m going to locally source his yoga mat right up his assho– Whoa, what happened back there? *shakes head, wipes sweat from brow* We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried doing the blowjob face at the Lovelace premiere and somehow not ripping the Internet in half, important businessman Michael Lohan conducting important business, and Anthony Weiner making the face that he probably shouldn’t ever make again, whether it’s in public, in private, or after he’s been locked in a dark room for twenty years and forgotten about.

Ok, maybe if he gives up politics, starts managing an Applebee’s and gets news the slow girl on dishes just got a laptop, then I’ll allow it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    tlmck
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    At least he’s got one thing on most guys. He got to see Jessica Alba up close in her underwear.

  2. Penn Badgley Backwards Hat Tank Top Skateboard
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    “Dude, you can flap your arms all you want, but you’ll never get that thing off the ground,”

  3. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
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    What a cutie!

  4. Michael Lohan
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    The only person on this Earth that’s a bigger piece of shit than this asshole is Donald Trump.

  5. Sara Kapfer Cuba Gooding Jr The Butler Premiere
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    “You think THAT’S a titty? Just wait till you see my momma.”

  6. David Hasselhoff Firing Finger Guns
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    “ALRIGHT…two bottles for you and two bottles for me! Where’s my cheeseburger?”

  7. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    “Think of baseball, old nuns, Bea Arthur….dam I still got a boner !”

  8. Mariah Carey Cleavage Bedazzled Cast The Butler Premiere
    TheV
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    She looks so much like the white alien baby thinh from “alien”.

    https://www.google.dk/search?um=1&safe=off&client=safari&hl=da&biw=768&bih=928&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=mRECUrHfFuq30QWW_oBg&q=ripley+alien+baby&oq=ripley+alien+baby&gs_l=img.3…29447.30848.0.31377.5.5.0.0.0.0.150.596.1j4.5.0….0…1c.1.24.img..3.2.257.6tQ9ACFxvEM#biv=i%7C9%3Bd%7C_l0NvOgrJQA_yM%3A

  9. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
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    “i can’t believe a grown woman walks around with a name like, ‘Yaya’!”

  10. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
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    “Retarded Ryan Reynolds, could we ask you a few questions about what it’s like to look like the Bizarro version of Ryan Reynolds?!”
    “I like cats!”

  11. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
    Cmndr Bytes
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    “It’s a cookbook!!!!”

  12. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
    joe
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    Looks like Homer Simpson stoned: http://i.imgur.com/Pq1N2uT.png

  13. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
    cc
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    Her next gig? Playing the kazoo.

  14. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
    cc
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    Fresh from her appearance in ‘Dead Silence 2′.

  15. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
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    He’s just running out for some more Soul Glo…

  16. David Hasselhoff Firing Finger Guns
    cc
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    Two handed Rock, Paper, Scissors…is there nothing he can’t do?

  17. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    What is it with these fucking tools and their Land Rovers?

  18. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
    cc
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    I don’t know movie he’s in, but apparently he plays ‘Mr. Big’.

  19. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
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    He has to carry his own handrail around with him when he takes the stairs, since regular ones are at shoulder height.

  20. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
    cc
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    Hi, I’d like a Coke, hold the carbonated water.

  21. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    cc
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    I heard he was funny once. Er, let me me fix the grammar…I heard there was one occasion where he was funny.

  22. Juno Temple Lovelace Premiere
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    I don’t know what kind of Temple this is supposed to be, but I’m guessing it’s like one from a barbarian movie, filled with spiders and death curses.

  23. Penn Badgley Backwards Hat Tank Top Skateboard
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    It’s probably a lot easier to just put on some antiperspirant than it is to wind-dry your pits.

  24. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
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    A woman with a babyface can be cute. A baby HEAD, not so much.

  25. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    “I only buy exotic pets that look like penises.”

  26. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    Andre Leon Talley is considered a fashion expert. This is one of those “paraplegic track coach” irony things, isn’t it?

  27. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
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    The phrase “black is slimming” doesn’t mean it works like a magic wand, Jonah.

  28. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
    doritojoe
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    If you nibble, it tastes bitter.

  29. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
    cc
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    He’s going to kick Robin Thicke’s ass for purloining his music.

  30. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
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    Medicinal marijuana pipe. I want one!

  31. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
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    Whacky tobacky pipe…nice

  32. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    I hope he knows that if he goes into the water, that whale is allowed to shoot him.

  33. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    i really want to make a weiner joke, but it may be in bad taste.

  34. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    anonym
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    perfect pic to photoshop a dick in.

  35. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    Wow, I guess he literally gave up.

  36. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    Twins?

  37. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    dfSDZvdfv
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    Chick needs a bra. Good side boob is an amazingly beautiful thing, but this sag is not attractive…and I say that as a horny guy who loves tits.

    And yes, I have seen tits…so the fat girls don’t need to set down their tubs of ice cream to type their responses furiously. Just keep shoveling it down your gullet jumbo.

  38. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
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    She looks like a Monchhichi.

  39. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
    Hung Lo
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    Dried up old cunt.

    American Traitor Bitch who should die painfully hopefully.

    Fuck Jane Fonda !

  40. Robert Blake Eating
    Hung Lo
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    People, he killed a money grubbing POS hustler, it ain’t like he killed a nice person.

  41. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
    gooch
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    Look everyone… my beard has a mustache!

  42. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    Andie
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    She’s just lovely. :) Her makeup is very cool.

  43. Robert Blake Eating
    JungleRed
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    See, OJ? This is how’s it’s done.

  44. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
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    The Jane Fonda thing isn’t quite as black and white as everyone wants to make it. I’ll bet half the people chanting “traitor bitch” have never really bothered to check out the details on her anti-war activities.

  45. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
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    What time machine do they put this guy in to do those Sex and City movies?

  46. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
    deal with it
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    She is so perfect. People on this site can never handle a gorgeous Black woman. All ya’ll can handle are these slutty, stupid, plain White girls with fake tits, rehab, and upshots. Losers.

  47. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
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    Is Terrence Howard going to have to choke a bitch?

  48. Helen Hunt Swimsuit Cellulite Ride Set
    sc4play
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    Ride? Yes I would! All night long as a matter of fact!

  49. Sharon Osbourne
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    look at my mini me!!

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