The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.6.13

August 6th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has nothing to do with a certain Drunken Barbadian Buttsex Festival, so I’m not sure either why it even exists. Except I am and it’s so you guys can try to tell yourselves that Penn Badgley isn’t dressed exactly like one of your friends that you can’t figure out why you still hang out with. I mean sure, his garage-made small batch artisinal bourbon is delicious, but if he says grassfed one more time I’m going to locally source his yoga mat right up his assho– Whoa, what happened back there? *shakes head, wipes sweat from brow* We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried doing the blowjob face at the Lovelace premiere and somehow not ripping the Internet in half, important businessman Michael Lohan conducting important business, and Anthony Weiner making the face that he probably shouldn’t ever make again, whether it’s in public, in private, or after he’s been locked in a dark room for twenty years and forgotten about.

Ok, maybe if he gives up politics, starts managing an Applebee’s and gets news the slow girl on dishes just got a laptop, then I’ll allow it,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    Apparently, she’s as shocked as I am that someone is taking her picture.

  2. Michael Lohan
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Reschedule my vagina kicking to 2:30. I have a drunken-wall-punching-fit at 1 and I don’t want them to conflict.”

  3. Juno Temple Lovelace Premiere
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    She must have a huge dick.

  4. Sara Kapfer Cuba Gooding Jr The Butler Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “You think you’re so cool with your ‘two-for-one’ specials, don’t you Corey Feldman? Well, look what I got for only $199! Beat tha-What do you mean you charge $200? Rip off!”

  5. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like he’s paying attention to what Yaya’s saying but in reality he’s focusing on the one thing thats plagued him for the last five years. ” Mother Fucking Don Cheadle!”

  6. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    A serious actor demands a serious soda!

  7. Sharon Osbourne
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Ozzy must be hungry.

  8. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Will *YOU* like me? Please?

  9. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
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    They’re allowing 12 year old girls to see this movie? Does she even know who Linda Lovelace was?

  10. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    Why does it look like he’s wearing someone else’s face?

  11. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Dane, what do you have to say to people who think your act is overrated, redundant, and childish?”
    “R-r-r-r-reeeeeaaaaar! Er-er-er-er! Boom! And be all like, waaaaaaah-wa-wa-wa-waaaaaah! And walk like, bee-hoop-bee-hoop, and shit! Y’know!”

  12. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    What was the name of that Andy Samberg song?

  13. Penn Badgley Backwards Hat Tank Top Skateboard
    ahaminahamina
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    He looks like Paperboy from that Nintendo game

  14. Helen Hunt Swimsuit Cellulite Ride Set
    Trek Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she looks good.

  15. Penn Badgley Backwards Hat Tank Top Skateboard
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, I better hurry or the other hipsters are going to beat me to all the best ironic clothes.

  16. Sara Kapfer Cuba Gooding Jr The Butler Premiere
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    “I got my white girl!”

  17. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
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    I love her.

  18. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
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    What a jackass.

  19. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
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    the Purple One rules all.

  20. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Rorschach’s Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.

  21. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
    CrashHell
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    Game…Blouses.

  22. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
    AteIsEnough
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t she dead yet? You’d hope that all that agent orange she inhaled during those private dinners in Vietnam would have taken her out by now!!!

  23. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
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    She’s 22. She must confuse the hell out of creepy pedophile stalkers.

  24. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
    Joey JoJo
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    “Fuck you, Blackfish.” Am I right?

  25. Juno Temple Lovelace Premiere
    Pat C.
    Commented on this photo:

    Dang, I should have saved my old t-shirt from 1972.

  26. David Hasselhoff Firing Finger Guns
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    Hey, Hoff! Aren’t you meant to hold up a sign for the person you’re driving for?

  27. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
    Pat C.
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    Yeah, or that nude cross-legged poster taken on the beach. I had that as a wall poster when I was in high school (just Google “Jane Fonda beach” – not really NSFW – tasteful nude).

  28. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
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    It’s the fastest he’s moved in months – there’s an ice cream van on the other side of the street.

  29. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
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    I guess sinking all that Ted Turner / CNN money into robotics wasn’t an entire waste after all.

  30. Mariah Carey Cleavage Bedazzled Cast The Butler Premiere
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    She was giving her man a hand job and his balls blew up.
    © Kinky Friedman

  31. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
    Mr. Theophilus
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    WTF happened to her cheeks? Please tell me she just got her wisdom teeth removed…

  32. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
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    Oh lord. The “mouth is open so make an oral sex joke” was played out a year ago.

  33. Helen Hunt Swimsuit Cellulite Ride Set
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    I remember when that ass just wouldn’t quit.

  34. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
    JO JO
    Commented on this photo:

    she has kidney issues.. had a transplant actually.. and they resuly in big puffy cheeks…

    • Johnny Barbells

      …ie; “moonface”, usually because of the drugs you have to be on afterward. (corticosteroids)

  35. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
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    Stedman’s biopic?

  36. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Anna knows that standing next to that guy she looks like Kate Moss.
    Nice strategy.

  37. Helen Hunt Swimsuit Cellulite Ride Set
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    She’s 50 has a kid, and looks tighter than Lilo.

  38. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    So there actually is an Omar the tent maker?

  39. Robert Blake Eating
    MIRV
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh shoot, I gotta go back into this here restaurant for a minute” and that was the last thing I said officer. I just came back out here and found [the bitch] her like this.

  40. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘So, Dane, what attracted you to the role?’

    ‘Well, its like this. Planes, believe it or not, is a total rip-off of this old movie called Cars, right? Like, the whole idea is a total copy of this other show. And for some reason, that fact alone totally appealed to me and made me want to do the movie…I’m not sure why that is.”

    “Oh, I think we all know.”

  41. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
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    This is what happens when you swallow too often.

  42. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Prince leading a parade of one.

  43. Penn Badgley Backwards Hat Tank Top Skateboard
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Until you scroll down, it just looks like he runs funny.

  44. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
    Jason
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    If she’s 22, then it seems she’s got a case of the Judd-face.

  45. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
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    Guys be nice! He’s listening to books about excise.

  46. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
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    Is he the new spokesman for Jose Cuervo?

  47. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I suppose it is theoretically possible for a human to mate with a chipmunk. Now we know what the offspring look like.

  48. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
    Commented on this photo:

    Upping his douche game for the summer months.

  49. Sara Kapfer Cuba Gooding Jr The Butler Premiere
    LLBL
    Commented on this photo:

    “HA! I bet you didn’t even know your mom was out of the house!”

  50. David Hasselhoff Firing Finger Guns
    LLBL
    Commented on this photo:

    Camera guy has two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.

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