The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.6.13

By: Photo Boy / August 6, 2013

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has nothing to do with a certain Drunken Barbadian Buttsex Festival, so I’m not sure either why it even exists. Except I am and it’s so you guys can try to tell yourselves that Penn Badgley isn’t dressed exactly like one of your friends that you can’t figure out why you still hang out with. I mean sure, his garage-made small batch artisinal bourbon is delicious, but if he says grassfed one more time I’m going to locally source his yoga mat right up his assho– Whoa, what happened back there? *shakes head, wipes sweat from brow* We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried doing the blowjob face at the Lovelace premiere and somehow not ripping the Internet in half, important businessman Michael Lohan conducting important business, and Anthony Weiner making the face that he probably shouldn’t ever make again, whether it’s in public, in private, or after he’s been locked in a dark room for twenty years and forgotten about.

Ok, maybe if he gives up politics, starts managing an Applebee’s and gets news the slow girl on dishes just got a laptop, then I’ll allow it,

- Photo Boy

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