The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.6.13

August 6th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has nothing to do with a certain Drunken Barbadian Buttsex Festival, so I’m not sure either why it even exists. Except I am and it’s so you guys can try to tell yourselves that Penn Badgley isn’t dressed exactly like one of your friends that you can’t figure out why you still hang out with. I mean sure, his garage-made small batch artisinal bourbon is delicious, but if he says grassfed one more time I’m going to locally source his yoga mat right up his assho– Whoa, what happened back there? *shakes head, wipes sweat from brow* We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried doing the blowjob face at the Lovelace premiere and somehow not ripping the Internet in half, important businessman Michael Lohan conducting important business, and Anthony Weiner making the face that he probably shouldn’t ever make again, whether it’s in public, in private, or after he’s been locked in a dark room for twenty years and forgotten about.

Ok, maybe if he gives up politics, starts managing an Applebee’s and gets news the slow girl on dishes just got a laptop, then I’ll allow it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    the bigger and whiter the better I guess.

  2. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
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    a lot of you guys won’t believe this, but she used to be kind of hot.

  3. Sara Kapfer Cuba Gooding Jr The Butler Premiere
    Qmak
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    Reporter: “Cuba is there a single person left in the world who remembers you as a respected actor?”

  4. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    nomnomnom
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    Man, that sideboob sag is pretty awful. She better get with the program before they go all the way downhill…

  5. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    Turtle needs to crawl back into his shell. This is one race he aint gonna win.

  6. Michael Lohan
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    that’s…umm…that’s not really a phone, is it?

  7. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They appear to be returning from a funeral.

    Who’s career died?

  8. Sharon Osbourne
    Qmak
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    “This wee little bastard stole me dentures again.”

  9. Sara Kapfer Cuba Gooding Jr The Butler Premiere
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    “Don’t look at the face…look at the tits!”

  10. Robert Blake Eating
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    Eating a sandwich? Why didn’t his wife make him a better lunch…oh right

  11. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
    teddy
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    Thats a vaporizer, shes a heavy addict.

  12. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    …Later That Night

    Security: “Dammit! how did all these midgets get in here!”

  13. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
    Qmak
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    Sammy Davis Jr. is still killing it after all these years.

  14. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    Daydreaming about chubby skanks in the middle of a press conference? You’ve got problems, dude.

  15. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
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    “AAAH HAAA HAAA HAAAAA!

    Look at him!

    Smile for the cameras, you fucking handbag!”

  16. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
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    Wow. Her mom is like a 5 year older version of her.

  17. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
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    They made a movie about Stedman?

  18. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
    Ginger Pie
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    Which one is the mom?

  19. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
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    Guy gets so much prime tail.

    If I dressed like that, I would just get a good beating.

  20. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
    Pickle Nose
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    Oprah cackled as she clutched the small purse that held Stedman’s balls close to her ample bosom. “Please” he whimpered “set me free”.

  21. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    EricLR
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    Okay, which of you wise-asses took my tits?

  22. Helen Hunt Swimsuit Cellulite Ride Set
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    She’s still pretty sexy. Her nude scenes in her latest movie are proof of that.

  23. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
    EricLR
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    Ha, ha, it’s funny when poor black people still think I can relate to them.

  24. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
    EricLR
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    Bitch, did you just say you don’t have my money??

  25. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
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    Sweet Daddy T is waiting to see how much money she earned today. The pimp gets all the money.

  26. David Hasselhoff Firing Finger Guns
    Pickle Nose
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    I can see the desperation wafting off of him.

  27. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
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    I take it fros are back.

  28. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
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    “Sometimes I want to wear a suit. You ever do that? Wear a suit? Well, I want to. And I can walk around and be like, ‘I’m so important in my suit.’ And I can go up to people and be like POW I’M IMPORTANT.”

  29. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
    EricLR
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    Izzz hasddn’t been drinkin!! Maybe yuz been drinkin, huh!! Whatdaya think about THAT!

  30. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
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    He’s got the 70s porn stache down.

  31. Mariah Carey Cleavage Bedazzled Cast The Butler Premiere
    EricLR
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    So, long story short, Chris Brown got pissed off.

  32. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
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    Fucking traitor.

  33. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
    EricLR
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    Her mother has grown so cold now that she’s permanently surrounded by an ice fog.

  34. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
    Keno
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    MUPPET-MAN!!!

  35. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
    donkeylicks
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    I think that we can pretty much count on Sean Penn to play the role of Harvey Mi.. I mean Anthony Weiner in the next ten to twenty years.

  36. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
    EricLR
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    That little Michael is so cute.

  37. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
    ruckus
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    Just Don’t

  38. Robert Blake Eating
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    All we need now is a failed attempt to recover some of his Baretta memorabilia.

  39. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    meeps!
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    Spoiler alert…

  40. Michael Lohan
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    “I’ve brought my daughter a satchel of “cookies”. Oprah better let me up there!”

  41. Juno Temple Lovelace Premiere
    EricLR
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    So? What English girl *hasn’t* made a man gag before?

  42. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Lovelace Premiere
    EricLR
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    I’m going to need to see some ID, miss.

  43. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
    EricLR
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    The white one can swim.

  44. Michael Lohan
    EricLR
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    Yeah, well you tell TMZ that I’m on the verge of getting a Lindsay scoop…just as soon as I can find out where she lives. And tell them I’ll also need an advance to buy a crowbar.

  45. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
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    She’s found a way to vapourize her cuntiness. It’ll be available in sores soon.

  46. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
    ThisWillHurt
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    How did Prince get a hold of Amanda Seyfried’s pubic wig from “Lovelace”?

  47. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
    Spleen
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    When did a shower curtain become a fashion statement?

  48. David Hasselhoff Firing Finger Guns
    EricLR
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    Oh fuck, he’s spotted us. RUN!!!

  49. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Huh, the white ones ARE bigger.”

  50. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
    Anus
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    Sex machine

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