The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.6.13

August 6th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has nothing to do with a certain Drunken Barbadian Buttsex Festival, so I’m not sure either why it even exists. Except I am and it’s so you guys can try to tell yourselves that Penn Badgley isn’t dressed exactly like one of your friends that you can’t figure out why you still hang out with. I mean sure, his garage-made small batch artisinal bourbon is delicious, but if he says grassfed one more time I’m going to locally source his yoga mat right up his assho– Whoa, what happened back there? *shakes head, wipes sweat from brow* We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried doing the blowjob face at the Lovelace premiere and somehow not ripping the Internet in half, important businessman Michael Lohan conducting important business, and Anthony Weiner making the face that he probably shouldn’t ever make again, whether it’s in public, in private, or after he’s been locked in a dark room for twenty years and forgotten about.

Ok, maybe if he gives up politics, starts managing an Applebee’s and gets news the slow girl on dishes just got a laptop, then I’ll allow it,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
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    Mr. Baked.

  2. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    I thought this was a Kenan Thompson skit.

  3. Dane Cook Derpface Planes Premiere
    Odbarc
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    There’s nothing funny to say about all these pictures and then you end up with Dane Cook. Ironic.

  4. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
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    To hell with Jesse Williams and his/her stupid name card.

  5. Robert Blake Eating
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    Seen here modeling the “Ted Nugent for Boys” collection.

  6. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    “…..it puts its picture on the internetssss…”

  7. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
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    “My mom was right. My face is stuck like this now.”

  8. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
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    If you imagine “Baby Elephant Walk” every time you see a picture of him, it makes a perfect soundtrack.

  9. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
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    I guess when you’re known for having a giant cock, you dont have to worry about yellow teeth

  10. Jane Fonda Dark Circles Around Eyes The Butler Premiere
    Billebuoy
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    Emphasis on “butt”

  11. Helen Hunt Swimsuit Cellulite Ride Set
    Bynes
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    She’s still got it.

  12. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
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    He looks like he’s actually paying attention to her words. Now that’s good acting.

  13. Penn Badgley Backwards Hat Tank Top Skateboard
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    (old bicycles…..army fatigues…..I’ll….I”LL OUT HIPSTER THEM ALL)

  14. Juno Temple Lovelace Premiere
    flaT
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    Spelling is overrated.

  15. JR Martinez Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    I’m not even going there…

  16. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    Apparently that guy came down with termites.

  17. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    Dude. Your fat, and no tent will hide that.

  18. Michael Lohan
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    “Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you’re gonna pay it, or else! “

  19. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
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    I almost didn’t recognize him without his man purse.

  20. Sharon Osbourne
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    Is that thing alive? Either thing.

  21. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    Can’t Oprah stay out of the spotlight for just a little?

  22. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
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    “Amanda, what do you admire most about Linda Lovelace?”

  23. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    Finally. He is tight-lipped.

  24. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
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    NEVER.BREAK.CHARACTER

  25. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    “Yeah…if I squint like an Instagram filter, I can kind of see why I thought she was attractive”

  26. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
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    I see she has her beard on.

  27. Jonah Hill Neckbeard Iced Coffee
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    Nothing starts off a good power-walk like a sugary beverage, you fat fuck!

  28. Helen Hunt Swimsuit Cellulite Ride Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I cannot tell a lie… Dat Ass.

  29. Anthony Weiner Orgasm Face Second Book Of Ideas Press Conference
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    “Mmmmm I’m just dreaming of the next pudgy girl I will sext…”
    “What’s that Mr. Weiner?”
    “How’s that daughter of yours, Sam? Graduate high-school?”

  30. Robert Blake Eating
    CptCreep
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    Go ahead, tell him to take his Christmas lights down. His wife tried that once… once…

  31. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
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    This guy has been seen in public only slightly more than David Miscavige’s wife…
    Coincidence????

  32. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants
    emma watson's vagina
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    looks like she slimmed down a bit. not as hot as she was in Showgirls but an improvement after the baby.

  33. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
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    Breathalyzer? But her Mom’s driving.

  34. Terrence Howard Scarf Colorful Shirt Staring At Yaya Alafia The Butler Press Conference
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    Yaya: “This movie simultaneously illustrates the plight of pre-equal rights black Americans in the colonial North, and the triumph of the human spirit over adversity”

    Terrence: *thinks* “I wonder if she’s clean”

  35. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
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    I admire a man that can walk in his heels.

  36. Mariah Carey Cleavage Bedazzled Cast The Butler Premiere
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    At first I was a bit shocked bu the device. But then I thought to myself:
    Nick Cannon has had bigger things up his butt..

  37. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
    Qmak
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    “I brought my butler to The Butler!”

  38. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
    emma watson's vagina
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    so Morgan Freeman put on a ton of weight.

  39. Juno Temple Lovelace Premiere
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    With her looks?

  40. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth Moustache Lovelace Premiere
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    I’m guessing from the looks of his tie that he just got a “Lovelace” in the coat room.

  41. Mariah Carey Cleavage Bedazzled Cast The Butler Premiere
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    Studded…for his pleasure.

  42. Katherine Heigl Smoking Vapor Cigarette
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    “gimme a six pack of those Midori jello syringes to go”

  43. Michael Lohan
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    “I want a medium rare t-bone and a bottle of whiskey… And there better be 5 vaginas ready for me to kick!”

  44. Prince High Heels Afro Bedazzled Scepter
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    He’s like a living stereotype of a black…kind of black man.

  45. Anna Wintour Andre Leon Talley Shiny Robe The Butler Premiere
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    That’s no sun!

  46. Juno Temple Lovelace Premiere
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    I’m with Linda Lovelace on this one.

  47. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
    emma watson's vagina
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    that reminds me. I need to vacuum

  48. Stedman Graham Oprah Laughing The Butler Premiere
    Urbanspaceman
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    Yup, this is a hetero couple and Oprah never gave that “Mating Hour” diatribe on her show some years ago.

  49. Amanda Seyfried Blowjob Face Sideboob Lovelace Premiere
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    Now we know how she got the part.

  50. Sara Kapfer Cuba Gooding Jr The Butler Premiere
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    “Look at the tits on this guy!”

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