The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.5.14

August 5th, 2014 // 303 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which doesn’t have any breastfeeding pics in it, so I don’t know why I put this together at all. You guys seem to only care about babies suckling on their mothers’ amazingly inflated breasts, lately. Seriously, what’s the big deal? Did you even notice Steven Spielberg jerking off Oprah, did you? Why do I even bother?

*kicks dirt* Guess I won’t be needing these anymore. *crumples up pics of Coco‘s butt, tosses in gutter*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Someone has jerked off to her. Somewhere, someone, somehow. If it exists, somebody has jerked off to it.

  2. Antonio Banderas The Expendables 3 World Premiere
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    Your face moves! My ex can’t say that! Good job!

  3. Sean Bean Drunk Messy Hair SiriusXM Studios
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    Signing an autograph for his yet-to-be-named new project in which he dies in the first 30 minutes.

  4. Alexander Ludwig Shaved Head Ponytail When The Game Stands Tall Premiere
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    Is that the kid from Home Improvement?

  5. Wesley Snipes Bald Spot The Expendables 3 World Premiere
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    “You with the I.R.S. ??”

  6. Rob Ford Drunk Talking To Media
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    We are here in Toronto, where we’ve secretly replaced the Rush Limbaugh they usually serve with Meth Crystals. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!

  7. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    There’s a Westworld reference that can fit here somewhere, I’m sure of it.

  8. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
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    The Color Purple Helmet.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Eric
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    Lady behind KK, “OH MY GOD! MOVE IT PEOPLE! SHE’S FARTING!”

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Sorry, my mouth just goes into this position whenever I’m approached by a black man.”

  11. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
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    “He’s raiding my ark!”

  12. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
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    Or I could lower the tone with “Schindler’s Fist”

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    yourmom
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    Not pictured: new advancement in stealth penetration.

    That’s right bitch, I can fuck you from here.

  14. Antonio Banderas The Expendables 3 World Premiere
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    That? That’s his fucking rebound? WTF man, you’re supposed to find something better.

  15. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Quack quack. Love how girls get boob jobs and then show off the fakers to no end. Not.

  16. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Pat C.
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    Actually, around where I live, Georgia USA, women her size are average, not considered fat at all. My own standards are stricter.

  17. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
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    Real? Horseshit! It’s comical. Balloon ass.

  18. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    I have a sudden craving for cottage cheese.

  19. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
    YadaYada
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    Don Zaloog-nip.

  20. Antonio Banderas The Expendables 3 World Premiere
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    “Hey Antonio, how’s divorce treating you?”

  21. Frank Miller Sickly Bald Head Smoking Cigarette
    Bat Guano
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    Freddy? Freddy Krueger? I must be dreaming.

  22. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    what the hell, ill say it . I still would.

    • It may not be the sexiest story you could tell, but how many people could say that they fucked Lena Dunham? Your buddies would give you shit for a bit, then someone would go, “So…. um. So, how was it?” Then you can have a story to tell and also be known as the guy that fucked Lena Dunham.

      Anything for a story.

  23. Luci Ford Sideboob Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Ech. This one always seems painfully desperate for attention, like those girls in grade school who put out at 14 because they are so starved for male approval.

    • Why do women post criticism of women? It looks especially stupid when you psychoanalyze total strangers. What the heck do you care, ladies? Piss off!

      • For the same reason men post criticism of men?

        In case you haven’t noticed, I post criticism of both men *and* women on The Sup. The only difference is that no one gets their panties in a bunch when anyone says shit about the men. Sorry, but I’m not censoring what I say about anyone (regardless of sex) because some random guy might get pissy about it. Go white knight elsewhere.

        Seriously, why do you give a fuck whom I criticise? Or whom anyone else criticises?

        And for the record, where I am grade school goes up to grade 8, where most people are 13-14, depending what age they started kindergarten.

    • If they’re still in grade school at 14, putting out is probably their best bet.

    • Heh heh, I know right, Lifester. You tell it, girlfriend.

      Soooo, hypothetically, if one wanted to shame some of these lowlife, mouth-breathing, degenerate male scumbags who do that sort of thing, at what hypothetical grade school would such hypothetical scumbag create an untraceable alias to apply for an after school counseling position? (I’ll need the name and hypothetical zip code).

    • Are boys who bang at 14 “starved for female attention” or just naturally horny? Seems like a double standard is going on here.

      • I never said there weren’t girls who have sex at 14 because they are horny, I was referring specifically to the ones who do so for attention and approval. The difference between the two is obvious even at that age.

        You’d be surprised how many girls are promiscuous without being known as ‘slutty’, because they don’t dress or act to advertise or attention seek, and how many ‘slutty’ girls actually have fewer partners than their peers. One of the problems with female sexuality is that sex drive, promiscuity, level of fetish or kink, attention whoring, need for male approval and insecurity, and fashion are all conflated and deemed equivalent when they are in actuality anything but.

      • Jimmy

        Still ridiculous. If you say they are conflated, how are you to judge whether a 14 year experiencing sexuality is doing so for approval, or basic lust, or a combination, and why does this concern you? If a male or female at age 14 enjoys sex because it fills a basic human desire of approval, why should that matter to you?

      • Because attention whoring, narcissism, and lack of self respect are my most hated personality traits. As such I will comment on people who possess them when I feel like it, whether it is Gaga or Bieber or Miley or Ford. It matters to me for the same reason every other opinion of anyone I’ve ever expressed on here matters to me. Why does anyone on here care if Paris Hilton has herpes? Or if Coco’s ass is fake?

        The only issue is that if I comment on it when the subject is, say, Kim or Khloe or Kanye, guys will agree and comment in kind. However if I comment on it when the subject is someone those guys think is hot, I’m just being jealous and judgemental and am supposed to keep my mouth shut. I happen to not buy into that horseshit. I’ve said shit about Bieber and Gerard Butler and Colin Farrell and Adam Levine that were along the exact same lines as what I’ve said here, and no one gave a flying fuck.

        I’m not going to refrain from commenting just because I’m female, nor do I expect guys not to comment about other guys just because they are male. People judge other people. It’s what they do. You’re judging me for judging her. Everyone else is judging both of us based on these comments. Judging others is the crux of this website’s popularity. No one has to agree with what anyone else says, but everyone is entitled to say whatever the fuck they want about whomever the fuck they want.

      • Didn’t intend to imply that all the guys on here are like that, because many aren’t. Was specifically referring to those who are.

      • I think I want to marry you. Or at least bear your children.

  24. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Invisible steroid-using frost giant HJs.

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Jimmy Kimmel Live
    cajunhawk
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    No wait…I see the camera man. Just make sure he is here on time from now on. These ass implants can’t pay for themselves if they ain’t photographed.

  26. Ashley Rivera Tawny Rivera Bikini
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    OK Ladies, 10 paces, turn, and cunt.

  27. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
    Ralph
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    That haircut designed to hide her fat face.

  28. Nicole Trunfio Cleavage
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    I have no idea who she is, but I suspect she’s a character in a Roald Dahl book.

  29. Ashley Rivera Tawny Rivera Bikini
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    “YouTube sensation” is an oxymoron, if there ever was one.

  30. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
    Cletus
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    Nas-T

  31. Salma Hayek Nipples No Bra
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    This chick will still be bangable at 60.

  32. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
    Cletus
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    “Steve, you told me there would be a hundred-foot meatball sub here. I don’t see any meatballs, motherfucker… oh wait, there it is!”

  33. Minka Kelly Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    “Where does the calf fat end and the ankle fat begin? Who knows – that’s the fun!”

  34. Daniel Radcliffe Meeting Hysterical Young Female Fans What If Special Screening
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    He is clearly demonstrating all she needs to do to touch Harry’s wand later tonight, and she is clearly on board.

  35. Wesley Snipes Bald Spot The Expendables 3 World Premiere
    Chris
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    When did Oprah grow eyebrows?

  36. Luci Ford Sideboob Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    MFer
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    Where is she? Looks like an underpass in Philly.

  37. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
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    You know when you squeeze a water balloon, and you get that perfectly spherical side-bubble that comes out?

    That.

  38. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
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    He looks great for 67.

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    As funny as cows are, she really is built more like a draft horse.

    http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp314/bodell1232008/fuji068.jpg

  40. Ashley Rivera Tawny Rivera Bikini
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    Less a brick house than a carved marshmallow.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Jimmy Kimmel Live
    boom
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    jeez I just got whiplash

  42. Alexander Ludwig Shaved Head Ponytail When The Game Stands Tall Premiere
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    “When the game stands tall, coif your mohawk into a stunted ponytail and draft pubes onto your face.”
    Someone’s gotta tell the new kids to stop getting “insider” advice from Shia LeBarf.

  43. Wesley Snipes Bald Spot The Expendables 3 World Premiere
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    Is that you Miles Davies?

  44. Antonio Banderas The Expendables 3 World Premiere
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    It’s *how* wide, Antonio?

  45. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
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    A bus hauling a dump truck loaded with fat and stupidity.

  46. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    You can put a pig in a silk dress but it remains a pig.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    And now denim costs twice as much after the world’s supply for the next year was used in this one pair of pants.

  48. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    Robb7
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    Ruined??!! She’s got one of the BEST asses!

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    You know some people are so fucking stupid they find her attractive? I hope those people all die soon.

  50. Ashley Rivera Tawny Rivera Bikini
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    A dumpy nobody, Fish’s favorite type of girl.

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