The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.5.14

August 5th, 2014 // 303 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which doesn’t have any breastfeeding pics in it, so I don’t know why I put this together at all. You guys seem to only care about babies suckling on their mothers’ amazingly inflated breasts, lately. Seriously, what’s the big deal? Did you even notice Steven Spielberg jerking off Oprah, did you? Why do I even bother?

*kicks dirt* Guess I won’t be needing these anymore. *crumples up pics of Coco‘s butt, tosses in gutter*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Rob Ford Drunk Talking To Media
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    Thrice divorced, government cheese, van by the river, blah, blah, blah. You happy? Now give me my paycrack.

  2. Minka Kelly Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    She got new tits?

  3. Sean Bean Drunk Messy Hair SiriusXM Studios
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    I’m sure Joffrey poisoned that coffee.

  4. Luci Ford Sideboob Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    Swearin
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    Good God, that is so hot! Incredibly sexy! It’s got an octopus and a goldfish and everything!

  5. Kimberley Garner Sideboob Butt Tight Dress The Expendables 3 World Premiere
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    Rich, hot as hell, and dumb as a stump.

    The trifecta.

  6. Sean Bean Drunk Messy Hair SiriusXM Studios
    Swearin
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    “Mr. Bean, sir, I have a copy of your next script in this FedEx envelope. Spoiler alert: your character dies.”

  7. Salma Hayek Nipples No Bra
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    She’s barely recognizable without cleavage.

  8. Minka Kelly Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    td
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    Cankles. Bummer.

  9. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Swearin
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    “Okay now in this next scene, Marnie and Shoshanna will rub their vaginas against each other. Kinda like this, watch my hands…”

  10. Minka Kelly Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    Wally's Beaver
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    Would still put it in her stinka.

  11. Salma Hayek Nipples No Bra
    Swearin
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    She’s Mexican, why does it look like she’s suffering from sunstroke?

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Swearin
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    So it’s just any black guy that does it for her, not just the rich ones?

  13. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    buzz
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    If you are what you eat, she needs to stop eating huge tubs of cottage cheese.

  14. Alexander Ludwig Shaved Head Ponytail When The Game Stands Tall Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Guys, don’t do this if you want to get laid.

  15. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    buzz
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    Hot! She even looks like she stopped with the lip injections.

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Jimmy Kimmel Live
    buzz
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No. words. just. laughter.

  17. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
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    Mitosis has to be painful.

  18. Daniel Radcliffe Meeting Hysterical Young Female Fans What If Special Screening
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    “Blimey! I can’t believe how homely you are!”
    “Same here,” he replied.

  19. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
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    They can both go fuck themselves.

  20. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
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    “He’s got his hand…on my VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

  21. Salma Hayek Nipples No Bra
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    Is it just me, or has she been looking like Susan Sarandon lately?

  22. Luci Ford Sideboob Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    JimBB
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    Please god,
    never
    ever
    ever
    ever
    …let Lena Dunham wear this bathing suit.

  23. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    I wonder how many times a day her parents want to shoot themselves.

  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Ma’am, I’ve done everything I can, but the seams just won’t go back together.”

  25. Antonio Banderas The Expendables 3 World Premiere
    Tara Reid
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    WOW…Melanie Griffith has really gone downhill.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      You must not have seen Melanie in a while. Tats, armpit fat, and a human face would be an upgrade.

  26. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Not even Ahab will be wanting that great white whale.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Ronaldo
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    Her ass its now beyond bizarre

  28. Alexander Ludwig Shaved Head Ponytail When The Game Stands Tall Premiere
    JimBB
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    He had better be on a show or in a movie about Vikings.

  29. Rob Ford Drunk Talking To Media
    Ronaldo
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    I see crack!!!!

  30. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    I would like to try to tame that….

  31. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    JimBB
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    “Hey, remember that movie you did with Josh Lucas and Jamie Foxx?”

    “Get out.”

  32. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    ‘Get back boys – one at a time’

  33. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    Ronaldo
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    Ever since she got with JT, she lost her hotness. He ruined her.

  34. Daniel Radcliffe Meeting Hysterical Young Female Fans What If Special Screening
    Cock Dr
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    Girl having a hard time keeping upright while climaxing.
    Obviously not caring about meth face or tobacco funk.

  35. Frank Miller Sickly Bald Head Smoking Cigarette
    Ronaldo
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    What happened to this guy? He used to look (and act) like a bad-ass.

  36. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Butt Swimsuit
    JimBB
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    “One more word out of you, young man, and we’re letting January Jones babysit you again. Do you WANT that?”

    “No daddy, I’ll be good! I promise!”

  37. Wesley Snipes Bald Spot The Expendables 3 World Premiere
    maoix
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    “Death maybe (unless you’re a vampire), but not taxes.”

  38. Daniel Radcliffe Meeting Hysterical Young Female Fans What If Special Screening
    JimBB
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    “Yeah, yeah, fan, great-to-meet-you, all that….Tell me, fan. You don’t by any chance have any heroin on you, do you?”

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Cock Dr
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • Marketing Mike

      Dammit, you always beat me with the MOOOOOOO….
      What’s your secret, unemployment? loll……

  40. Oprah Winfrey O Face Steven Spielberg The Hundred Foot Journey Premiere
    JimBB
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    See I *DO* have a black friend!

  41. Kimberley Garner Sideboob Butt Tight Dress The Expendables 3 World Premiere
    JimBB
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    Please, all future serial killers stay behind this barrier. You’ll have your chance to give the stars your manifestos in the order in which they were received….but for now, we need you behind the barrier.

  42. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
    JimBB
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    She’s not surprised. Her eyebrows are just stuck like that.

  43. Ashley Rivera Tawny Rivera Bikini
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    Cindy Starfall?

  44. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Michael
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    Ho, wow, she inflated two sizes in 24 hours!

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    JimBB
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    Ma’am, I know this is going to come as a shock. But apparently, your mother is intending to exploit Kylie and Kendall too.

  46. Ashley Rivera Tawny Rivera Bikini
    JimBB
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    I’m more familiar with the Philippines Porntube sensations.

  47. Sean Bean Drunk Messy Hair SiriusXM Studios
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    Trump: The Pre-Death Years

  48. Rob Ford Drunk Talking To Media
    JimBB
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    “…and that is why I think legalizing crack would be great for Toronto.”

  49. Sean Bean Drunk Messy Hair SiriusXM Studios
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    Should I know who Sean Bean is?

    Also, I want his first name to rhyme with bean.

    • English actor, been a Bond villain, amongst other things, most recently played “Ned Stark” on Game of Thrones. Once you see a better picture of him you’ll thing “oh yeah…THAT guy.” I spoke with the Gods about the pronunciation of “Sean,” but they say it’s out of their hands…

  50. Coco Big Huge Ass Tight Pants Instagram
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    With that ass, she probably has her own entry in the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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