Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Selena Gomez up there who happens to be mocking the shit out of Skeeter McTwerkins like only someone who kicked Justin Bieber‘s punkass to the curb can. I feel like she’s almost the perfect woman, to the point where the instant she grows Jon Hamm‘s penis, I already have a trophy ready to mail her. There’s also a completely naked Kelly Brook Instagram, and some other things that are not a completely naked Kelly Brook Instagram, so I guess I’m done here.
Why are you still reading this? Did you not see the thing up there about Kelly Brook and the nakedness?
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