The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.27.13

August 27th, 2013 // 411 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Selena Gomez up there who happens to be mocking the shit out of Skeeter McTwerkins like only someone who kicked Justin Bieber‘s punkass to the curb can. I feel like she’s almost the perfect woman, to the point where the instant she grows Jon Hamm‘s penis, I already have a trophy ready to mail her. There’s also a completely naked Kelly Brook Instagram, and some other things that are not a completely naked Kelly Brook Instagram, so I guess I’m done here.

Why are you still reading this? Did you not see the thing up there about Kelly Brook and the nakedness?

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- Photo Boy

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Naked Cleavage Buttcrack Instagram
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    excuse me…i’m going to be busy for awhile.

  2. Connor Cruise Bikini Chick On Paddleboard Oakley Learn To Ride Fueled By Reboot Event
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    excuse me for another 15 seconds….

  3. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip See Through Bra And Pants Heathrow Airport
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    What the fuck happened to David Lee Roth?

    • crb

      Awesome.

      Please please tell me she is absolutely hammered in that pic and attempting to sing, “Just a Gigolo”!

  4. Selena Gomez Sticking Out Tongue Getaway Premiere
    Kel
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    For a second there I thought Miley somehow became more attractive overnight.

    • Sticking of tongue is the new waving of hand, i guess.

      Thank god i’m old and therefore not obliged to keep track of the newfangled fuckery.

  5. Crystal Hefner With Random Young Guy
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    Prostitution Plan #47: she pours syrup all over Hugh’s disgusting nether regions, let’s the dog go to town, and slips out with this guy.

  6. Mischa Barton Weight Gain Looking Sad At Restaurant Table
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    I don’t have anything funnier than this picture

  7. Selena Gomez Sticking Out Tongue Getaway Premiere
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    “Oh hey Ryan Gos.ahhhhhhhhhhh.”

  8. Kelly Brook Naked Cleavage Buttcrack Instagram
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    I see a nipple!

    I will punch anyone who says I don’t…I mean it

  9. Cuba Gooding Jr Drinking Out Of Golden Cup Us Open Opening Night
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    Five years ago they didn’t allow black people at tennis championships, now they get special golden goblets. But they’ll always be considered second class until grape drank is offered along with the chardonnay.

  10. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Wearing Headphones At A Restaurant
    Kel
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    “When did I meet a Carlos Danger?”

  11. Stephen Baldwin Thumbs Up Daughter Hailee Baldwin One Direction This Is Us Premiere
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    “Sup, Hulk Hogan? At least mine’s hot.”

  12. Selena Gomez Sticking Out Tongue Getaway Premiere
    Rican
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    Deacon J. called it right, cue the slut cock tongue.

  13. Michelle Rodriguez Nipples No Bra Tight Dress Vin Diesel Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Pit stains like a man, but tits like a woman.

  14. Gary Busey With Girlfriend And Son
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    “Okay, this all looks good…the kids immunization records are up to date, rabies vaccine good….and he looks delicious. Deal.”

  15. Greg Kinnear Petting Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    “We secretly replaced this man’s Lena Dunham with a Beluga whale. Let’s see if he notices.”

  16. Kelly Brook Naked Cleavage Buttcrack Instagram
    rican
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    Well if it is not a nipple, it is a renegade pearl.

  17. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    Did Lady Gaga do that kids make-up?

  18. Selena Gomez Sticking Out Tongue Getaway Premiere
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    It’s funny how quickly making a stupid face with tongue hanging out became “Miley’s thing”. Congratulations Miley, you’ve branded what my grandfather invented 30 years ago after his stroke.

    You’re a less cute version of this: http://i.imgur.com/ndqzQhY.jpg

    • Sure the tongue thing isn’t exactly something novel, but she is the originator of turning slutty, cutting your hair short with parts of it shaved, and pretending to be bisexual. Nobody has ever taken that well trodden path towards originality before. Go Miley!

  19. Vin Diesel Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “I’m just so happy *sniff, sniff*”

  20. Hugh Jackman Narita International Airport
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    That woman is actually a tall, bronzed, stunning model. But that’s how all beauty pales when standing next to the Hugh Jackman.

  21. Mischa Barton Weight Gain Looking Sad At Restaurant Table
    rican
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    “what the hell happened to my career?”

  22. Selena Gomez Sticking Out Tongue Getaway Premiere
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    Hands down. Selena does it better than Miley.

    • But could she do it 50 times in a row during one truncated medley while simulatenously ending twerking as a hip-hop trend AND stripping a co-performer of whatever ‘cool factor’ he had spent years carefully manufacturing? ‘Cause that’s where the bar is now.

  23. Alexa Ray Joel Celebrity Autobiography
    diego
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    Poor thing. Way too much Billy Joel; Way too little Christie Brinkley.

  24. Ralph Macchio Christie Brinkley Brooke Shields Eugene Pack Celebrity Autobiography
    NATTY ICE
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    Yeah Ralph, we’re shocked you’re still considered a celebrity too.

  25. Vin Diesel Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    While wearing his “wabakis.”

  26. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip See Through Bra And Pants Heathrow Airport
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    Bitch needs a comb. Nip-slip makes up for it though.

  27. Ralph Macchio Christie Brinkley Brooke Shields Eugene Pack Celebrity Autobiography
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    Christ, Ralph Macchio ALMOST looks 30.

  28. Crystal Hefner With Random Young Guy
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    That’s a cavalier king charles, bred to be a sedentary companion animal. I don’t know what breed the dog is.

  29. Greg Kinnear Petting Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    “So as you can see, global warming is causing these polar bears to lose all of their hair!”
    “Just read the card, Greg.”

  30. Selena Gomez Sticking Out Tongue Getaway Premiere
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    This is EXACTLY what I would expect a girl who dated Justin Beiber would look like!

  31. George Clooney Driving Boat
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    “It’s called “Hymen-bursting” It keeps me in practice.”

  32. Vin Diesel Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    No one was more surprised that Vin Diesel would receive a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame than Vin Diesel!

    • As long as they pay for it themselves, pretty much anyone in Hollywood can get one.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        The reason he’s biting his nails is because he’s wondering if his career is going to last long enough for him to be able to afford the upkeep costs til the day he dies.

  33. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip See Through Bra And Pants Heathrow Airport
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    I have missed you Taylor Dane.

  34. Crystal Hefner With Random Young Guy
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    Knew it was all a publicity stunt.

  35. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Jeans Jason Sudeikis US Open Opening Night
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    “You bore me when you’re clothed.”

  36. Crystal Hefner With Random Young Guy
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    ankles becoming cankles in…3…2..1

  37. Vin Diesel Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Cuddles
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    “I live my life 30 grand at a time.”

  38. Cuba Gooding Jr Drinking Out Of Golden Cup Us Open Opening Night
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    Hank Azaria and Fat Mac get no love from Fish, only Cuba.

  39. Vin Diesel Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “I….. I just can’t believe it… They even got my fake name right…”

  40. Selena Gomez Sticking Out Tongue Getaway Premiere
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    I’m seriously considering changing my gamertag to Skeeter McTwerkins

  41. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Wearing Headphones At A Restaurant
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    Using her Weight Watchers points.

  42. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip See Through Bra And Pants Heathrow Airport
    Cock Dr
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    Did she go through security dressed like that?

  43. Alexa Ray Joel Celebrity Autobiography
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    Wouldn’t her “celebrity” autobiography only be two sentences?
    “I was born to a famous singer and famous model. I have big boobs.”
    The End.

  44. Mischa Barton Weight Gain Looking Sad At Restaurant Table
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    she’s just feeling a little down…what with owning a mirror and all.

  45. Mischa Barton Weight Gain Looking Sad At Restaurant Table
    Brit
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    I sent Jennifer Hudson that text, so why won’t she reply?

  46. Joe Jonas Holding Hands With Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    looks like he just heard what her name is.

  47. Mischa Barton Weight Gain Looking Sad At Restaurant Table
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    Still wondering why she wore white while her her period…sigh…

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/mischa_barton_spotted_spotting-01-2006

  48. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Wearing Headphones At A Restaurant
    Brit
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    Mischa did say to meet at The Euro Cafe, or was it the French Cafe?

  49. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    Affleck decided to break the casting news to them in person while wearing the Batman costume…

  50. Larry King With Son At Sunglasses Store
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    Trust me kid, you do not want to take eyeglass fashion advice from Larry King.

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