The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.28.12

August 28th, 2012 // 509 Comments

[Ed. Note: Matthew McConaughey looking right at this just made my day. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is slightly exceptional because it has two shots from yesterday’s taping of Extra. First, above, because just what in the fuck? And second, Geena Davis because who knew she was a goddamn Amazon. We’ve also got the ass that probably ruined Johnny Depp‘s marriage, as well as the ass that will certainly ruin Drew Barrymore‘s.

There’s a special place in judgemental prick hell for me, I know,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
    Melvin
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    I would eat her ass and then fuck it really hard.

  2. Bradley Cooper The Words Premiere
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    Bottom, left of photo; Zach Galifianakis tossing his salad.

  3. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    Joaquin ingles
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    “Haha, everyone on Facebook thinks she’ll turn you down worse than she’ll turn me down.”

    “No way dude, let me see that!”

  4. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    lori
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    He’s starting to look more and more like an emaciated older woman with a badly styled ’70′s feathered hairdo.

  5. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
    lori
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    Squat people should not wear chunky hair dos.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    squishy
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    Right after she sent it to Kanye…

  7. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Dave
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    Soup’s on.

  8. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
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    Gentlemen, a true Bard walks among us.

  9. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
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    I won’t deny I just zoomed the shit outta this, but you can’t make me say it eith-damnit!

  10. Dominica Westling Sports Bra Booty Shorts
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    How wemawkable. Aw you westling Bwian of Jewusalem? Thwow him to the floow and stwike him vewy woughly!

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Do the blacks like giving her pearl necklaces?
    Just wondering…………

    Is that a racist question?

  12. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    There stands a man who is desperately in need of a box full of Happy Meals.

  13. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    snarl
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    he’s losing weight for a film role, people.

  14. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    mbcl
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    wall street’s paved with rusty gold

  15. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    Let's just say..
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    …she has a mouthful of something old and foul and needs desperately to spit. That’s what happens when you have absolutely no other talent.

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    WilleyNilly
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    Lindsay Lohan was photographed wearing these pearls the next week and blamed the theft on Kanye. When asked for comment, Mr. West replied, “I peed on Kim, that makes her mine, and what’s mine is Lindsay’s. Lindsay, love Lindsay, love her. I LOVE HER!!!”

  17. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Modine! You magnificent bastard!

  18. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    HollywoodOutsider
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    That’s a hell of a fart she’s trying to emancipate.

  19. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    HollywoodOutsider
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    86% of the people in this stupid picture are on smartphones.

  20. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Anna Packin’ … amirit!>@@L@!>!>@L@L#L@$(@)$(#L@($>>!!!!.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
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    What sort of mind set does it take for Kim to think that she is so loved by her fans that posting “sexy” pictures every fucking day gets them all frothing at the mouth? One bowl of narcissism, coming right up!

  22. Lindsay Price Sweaty Yoga Pants
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    Marvelous physique, and the best nostrils I’ve ever seen.

  23. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
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    *applause*applause* “AUTHOR! AUTHOR! *applause*applause*

  24. Tulisa Contostavlos Butt Spandex Miniskirt
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    “OUCH!!! Take it easy. You’re pinching my nipples too hard.”

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
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    She looks just fine. I assume those of you who are ragging about her attire always walk around wearing your Sunday best? She’s in fucking California. People in California wear anywhere from casual threads to sloppy. Been that way since the beginning of time. No go polish your shoes.

  26. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Lenore
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    Pauley Perrette’s breasts are deformed as a result of a botched boob job that (she falsely claims) her boyfriend at the time, Dave Kendall, “forced” her to get. Her left breast is hard as a baseball and the nipple faces sideways. Dave Kendall was an MTV VJ and that’s how she got her start in show biz, although of course that’s not the story she tells now.

  27. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Just_As_it_IS
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    That’s what she does with her nipples instead of talking, when you ask her the time. It was 8:20

  28. Heather Graham Cleavage Feed The Dog Set
    BSName
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    From the photo it doesn’t look like she will be in any nude scenes.
    I am skipping this film

  29. Lindsay Price Sweaty Yoga Pants
    Lohan's Parole Officer
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    How did she get that fine Australian Curtis Stone?

  30. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    Alpha Female
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    He’s clearly PRETENDING to be using his phone.

  31. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    Alpha Female
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    Is she flexing? She looks like she’s flexing. I like me some fat muscular ass. MMmmm.

  32. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
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    Nipple 1- “Hey, why are you crying?”
    Nipple 2- “I’m not crying. I have something in my eye”
    Nipple 1- “You don’t have an eye”
    Nipple 2- “Apparently neither did the doctor who augmented us”.
    Nipple 1- “You never look at me anymore.”
    Nipple 2- “I don’t have a choice. Stupid doctor!”

  33. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
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    Nipple 1 – Knock-Knock?
    Nipple 2 – Who’s there?
    Nipple 1 – Fake goth chick.
    Nipple 2 – Fake goth chick who?
    Nipple 1 – Fake goth chick who’s in her early 40s and can’t act.
    Nipple 2 – There’s nothing funny about that.
    Nipple 1 – Go to hell.
    Nipple 2 – You go to hell.
    Nipple 1 – I miss you.
    Nipple 2 – I know. I miss you too.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Cori
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    She sure is deeply embarrassed by the Playboy shoot like she claims. How noble to keep reminding herself by posting outtakes all the time so people don’t forget exactly how much regret she has.

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Mike
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    Classy and very sexy

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