[Ed. Note: Matthew McConaughey looking right at this just made my day. - SW]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is slightly exceptional because it has two shots from yesterday’s taping of Extra. First, above, because just what in the fuck? And second, Geena Davis because who knew she was a goddamn Amazon. We’ve also got the ass that probably ruined Johnny Depp‘s marriage, as well as the ass that will certainly ruin Drew Barrymore‘s.
There’s a special place in judgemental prick hell for me, I know,
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I would eat her ass and then fuck it really hard.
Bottom, left of photo; Zach Galifianakis tossing his salad.
“Haha, everyone on Facebook thinks she’ll turn you down worse than she’ll turn me down.”
“No way dude, let me see that!”
He’s starting to look more and more like an emaciated older woman with a badly styled ’70′s feathered hairdo.
Squat people should not wear chunky hair dos.
Right after she sent it to Kanye…
Soup’s on.
Gentlemen, a true Bard walks among us.
…aaaand that was meant as a reply to Melvin.
I won’t deny I just zoomed the shit outta this, but you can’t make me say it eith-damnit!
How wemawkable. Aw you westling Bwian of Jewusalem? Thwow him to the floow and stwike him vewy woughly!
Do the blacks like giving her pearl necklaces?
Just wondering…………
Is that a racist question?
There stands a man who is desperately in need of a box full of Happy Meals.
he’s losing weight for a film role, people.
wall street’s paved with rusty gold
…she has a mouthful of something old and foul and needs desperately to spit. That’s what happens when you have absolutely no other talent.
Lindsay Lohan was photographed wearing these pearls the next week and blamed the theft on Kanye. When asked for comment, Mr. West replied, “I peed on Kim, that makes her mine, and what’s mine is Lindsay’s. Lindsay, love Lindsay, love her. I LOVE HER!!!”
Modine! You magnificent bastard!
That’s a hell of a fart she’s trying to emancipate.
86% of the people in this stupid picture are on smartphones.
Anna Packin’ … amirit!>@@L@!>!>@L@L#L@$(@)$(#L@($>>!!!!.
What sort of mind set does it take for Kim to think that she is so loved by her fans that posting “sexy” pictures every fucking day gets them all frothing at the mouth? One bowl of narcissism, coming right up!
Marvelous physique, and the best nostrils I’ve ever seen.
*applause*applause* “AUTHOR! AUTHOR! *applause*applause*
“OUCH!!! Take it easy. You’re pinching my nipples too hard.”
She looks just fine. I assume those of you who are ragging about her attire always walk around wearing your Sunday best? She’s in fucking California. People in California wear anywhere from casual threads to sloppy. Been that way since the beginning of time. No go polish your shoes.
Pauley Perrette’s breasts are deformed as a result of a botched boob job that (she falsely claims) her boyfriend at the time, Dave Kendall, “forced” her to get. Her left breast is hard as a baseball and the nipple faces sideways. Dave Kendall was an MTV VJ and that’s how she got her start in show biz, although of course that’s not the story she tells now.
That’s what she does with her nipples instead of talking, when you ask her the time. It was 8:20
From the photo it doesn’t look like she will be in any nude scenes.
I am skipping this film
How did she get that fine Australian Curtis Stone?
He’s clearly PRETENDING to be using his phone.
Is she flexing? She looks like she’s flexing. I like me some fat muscular ass. MMmmm.
Nipple 1- “Hey, why are you crying?”
Nipple 2- “I’m not crying. I have something in my eye”
Nipple 1- “You don’t have an eye”
Nipple 2- “Apparently neither did the doctor who augmented us”.
Nipple 1- “You never look at me anymore.”
Nipple 2- “I don’t have a choice. Stupid doctor!”
Nipple 1 – Knock-Knock?
Nipple 2 – Who’s there?
Nipple 1 – Fake goth chick.
Nipple 2 – Fake goth chick who?
Nipple 1 – Fake goth chick who’s in her early 40s and can’t act.
Nipple 2 – There’s nothing funny about that.
Nipple 1 – Go to hell.
Nipple 2 – You go to hell.
Nipple 1 – I miss you.
Nipple 2 – I know. I miss you too.
She sure is deeply embarrassed by the Playboy shoot like she claims. How noble to keep reminding herself by posting outtakes all the time so people don’t forget exactly how much regret she has.
Classy and very sexy