[Ed. Note: Matthew McConaughey looking right at this just made my day. - SW]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is slightly exceptional because it has two shots from yesterday’s taping of Extra. First, above, because just what in the fuck? And second, Geena Davis because who knew she was a goddamn Amazon. We’ve also got the ass that probably ruined Johnny Depp‘s marriage, as well as the ass that will certainly ruin Drew Barrymore‘s.
There’s a special place in judgemental prick hell for me, I know,
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no, just throw the hot dog from there – i’ve been training
Her tit just came.
She’s setting a great example for her kid.
His friends keep sending him joke texts calling him back into the CIA.
So why get a photo with his wife? She’s not made a sex tape to make her famous or anything.
Because if you try to get a photo with him, he might punch you in the face.
I prefer her in hiding.
I have no idea who she is. I prefer it that way.
Well that’s my secret Mario, I’m always angry…
Auditions for Ben Affleck’s upcoming film, “Lactate, Baby, Lactate.”
I can’t believe a Barrymore would let themselves go.
Like I said…
I was censored.
Now i do not care what Ian Somerhalder wears. but that floor looks dirty. he should get some sandals or something.
And what kind of candy would *you* like, little boy?
I can’t watch License to Drive without jerking off to Mercedes….and Roller Girl in Boogie Nights. She’s so hot still.
Bowfinger is awesome, you should get that. She’s really cute in it, too.
Drugstore Cowboy.
Not bad at all in Hangover either.
here are the following besides some of those:
Broken(unrated or rated)
Boogie Woogie(lesbo and blow job scene in a black shirt only.)
Killing Me Softly
Adrift in Manhatten
Miss Conception
Two girls and a guy(unrated as she gets eaten out)
The Spy who Shagged me(Austin powers sequel)
The Guru (not to be confused with The Love Guru which has the still Abilious Jessica Alba.)
Disgusting.
Thank God! A place I can FINALLY play “Words With Friends” in peace!
That dog will be eating well tonight!
He’s pissed that he wasn’t recognized by the hot dog guy, and also anybody else.
She’s still thinner than Jessica Simpson.
thinner than Homer Simpson too. So what’s your point?
I blew my load.
Drew Barrymore IS Los Angeles!
How does a landscaper like Mario Lopez land a job like that? He should be standing outside of Home Depot looking for work.
Dude, as much as I hated Saved by the Bell and all those dimwit “actors” on that show, just because Mario Lopez is Hispanic American doesn’t make him a fucking migrant worker.
No need to hate Mario ’cause he’s got a much better job than you. He’s got a job. Period. You’re probably fat and unemployed living in your parents’ basement.
Burn… the dreaded mother’s basement retort!
I thought he was a spinach picker though.
The parents’ basement retort is a cliche for a reason b/c it’s true.
And Flynbyu’s post is the same thing…an overwrought cliche and stereotype ignorant loser white people use to make themselves feel better esp. in this economy.
At least mine has a basis in truth.
So burn this, mofo…
I wondered what happened to those 8 Gosselin kids.
Pictures makes her look fuzzy. Well, I guess that’s norm for the Kardashians.
Vintage motorboat material.
I bet she’s fucking everyone since her first “boyfriend” turned out to be gay.
She spends a lot of time in London. Could pick up some class while there.
Don’t piss her off. She damn near made it to the Olymipcs once as an archer.
Sure, but the level of competition has really come up since the Games of the First Olympiad.
Years ago, she made an appearance on Letterman where she demonstrated her archery prowess outside the studio. And she did it in heels, a tiny dress and nothing else. A fond memory of mine.
When you have cable tv, you get bored.
When you get bored, you try to be famous.
When you become famous, you date famous guys that beat women.
When you date famous guys that beat women, you get the crap beat out of you.
When the crap is beaten out of you, you go on Oprah and say it’s all cool even though it’s not.
When you say it’s cool but it’s not you start dressing like a douchey tourist.
Don’t dress like a douchey tourist. Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV.
I, for one, appreciate the effort you put into that.
Go away! ‘Batin’!
+1 for the Idiocracy reference, I thought I was the only one who seen that movie…
I bet when her plastic surgeon offered the “Heidi Fleiss” as a joke, he never thought she would take him seriously.
Angela Simmons Fashion-deaf Comedy Jam
That’s one fit Fraulein.
“No, I’m from Sweden.”
“Sweden? But…you’re wearing lederhosen.”
“Ja, for sure, from Sweden!”
“Beef jerky time!”
Jessica Simpson still isn’t dropping much weight.
Jessica wishes she looked that slim!
Nassatall
Wow, thanks for the autograph, whoever you are!
No wonder she’s so bitchy…look at the load of douches behind her that are her fans!
The guy on the left says it all…
Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.
I hate it when you talk like that. It makes me crazy when you talk like that.
WTF, Downers? It’s one of her awesomest lines from White Men Can’t Jump. (And mine is Woody Harrelson’s reply.) GAH. Get off the Internets and watch a movie why don’t you. Unless you watch movies on the Internets, in which case: Open a new tab and watch a movie why don’t you. It’s a freakin’ classic. GAH GAH.
The people who downed this deserve to die a slow painful death.
I wouldn’t piss on this bitch if she was on fire.
MOOOOOOOO!
Kim Kardashian in 25 years,
WTF is she wearing? Looks like she should be mowing the yard….oh well, never mind. No one cares.
he looks like shit.
I kind of like her ass…*wait, Googling her age*…..more now that she’s 22.
What is it with flat European asses?
Sir Mix-A-Lot wasn’t as popular over there
Yup…..I like the backyard on this.
She’s been dead to me since the breast reduction anyway.
She did WHAT?
http://plasticsurgerystar.com/drew-barrymore-before-and-after-breast-reduction
American Pickers
Was R. Kelly just singing with her?
Italian version of Lindsay Lohan?
Or Greek. or…British, apparently, according to Google. Whatever.
proving that it IS possible to sneeze into your own mouth.