The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.28.12

August 28th, 2012 // 509 Comments

[Ed. Note: Matthew McConaughey looking right at this just made my day. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is slightly exceptional because it has two shots from yesterday’s taping of Extra. First, above, because just what in the fuck? And second, Geena Davis because who knew she was a goddamn Amazon. We’ve also got the ass that probably ruined Johnny Depp‘s marriage, as well as the ass that will certainly ruin Drew Barrymore‘s.

There’s a special place in judgemental prick hell for me, I know,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Zach Braff US Open
    jimbo
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    no, just throw the hot dog from there – i’ve been training

  2. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    rican
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    Her tit just came.

  3. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
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    She’s setting a great example for her kid.

  4. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    EricLr
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    His friends keep sending him joke texts calling him back into the CIA.

  5. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    So why get a photo with his wife? She’s not made a sex tape to make her famous or anything.

  6. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    Prof.Widow
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    I prefer her in hiding.

  7. Lindsay Price Sweaty Yoga Pants
    Inner Retard
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    I have no idea who she is. I prefer it that way.

  8. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
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    Well that’s my secret Mario, I’m always angry…

  9. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
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    Auditions for Ben Affleck’s upcoming film, “Lactate, Baby, Lactate.”

  10. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    EricLr
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    I can’t believe a Barrymore would let themselves go.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Prof.Widow
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    Like I said…

  12. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Now i do not care what Ian Somerhalder wears. but that floor looks dirty. he should get some sandals or something.

  13. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
    EricLr
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    And what kind of candy would *you* like, little boy?

  14. Heather Graham Cleavage Feed The Dog Set
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    I can’t watch License to Drive without jerking off to Mercedes….and Roller Girl in Boogie Nights. She’s so hot still.

    • Bowfinger is awesome, you should get that. She’s really cute in it, too.

    • Joaquin ingles

      Drugstore Cowboy.

    • Flieber

      Not bad at all in Hangover either.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      here are the following besides some of those:
      Broken(unrated or rated)
      Boogie Woogie(lesbo and blow job scene in a black shirt only.)
      Killing Me Softly
      Adrift in Manhatten
      Miss Conception
      Two girls and a guy(unrated as she gets eaten out)
      The Spy who Shagged me(Austin powers sequel)
      The Guru (not to be confused with The Love Guru which has the still Abilious Jessica Alba.)

  15. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Floral Print Pants
    Prof.Widow
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    Disgusting.

  16. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    Thank God! A place I can FINALLY play “Words With Friends” in peace!

  17. Heather Graham Cleavage Feed The Dog Set
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    That dog will be eating well tonight!

  18. Zach Braff US Open
    EricLr
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    He’s pissed that he wasn’t recognized by the hot dog guy, and also anybody else.

  19. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
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    She’s still thinner than Jessica Simpson.

  20. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Fractious Nuckfut
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    I blew my load.

  21. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
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    Drew Barrymore IS Los Angeles!

  22. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
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    How does a landscaper like Mario Lopez land a job like that? He should be standing outside of Home Depot looking for work.

    • Devilish Diva

      Dude, as much as I hated Saved by the Bell and all those dimwit “actors” on that show, just because Mario Lopez is Hispanic American doesn’t make him a fucking migrant worker.
      No need to hate Mario ’cause he’s got a much better job than you. He’s got a job. Period. You’re probably fat and unemployed living in your parents’ basement.

      • Joaquin ingles

        Burn… the dreaded mother’s basement retort!

        I thought he was a spinach picker though.

      • Devilish Diva

        The parents’ basement retort is a cliche for a reason b/c it’s true.
        And Flynbyu’s post is the same thing…an overwrought cliche and stereotype ignorant loser white people use to make themselves feel better esp. in this economy.
        At least mine has a basis in truth.
        So burn this, mofo…

  23. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly
    EricLr
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    I wondered what happened to those 8 Gosselin kids.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Gary Grant
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    Pictures makes her look fuzzy. Well, I guess that’s norm for the Kardashians.

  25. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    Gary Grant
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    Vintage motorboat material.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
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    I bet she’s fucking everyone since her first “boyfriend” turned out to be gay.

  27. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
    Inner Retard
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    She spends a lot of time in London. Could pick up some class while there.

  28. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
    SIN
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    Don’t piss her off. She damn near made it to the Olymipcs once as an archer.

    • Sure, but the level of competition has really come up since the Games of the First Olympiad.

    • Snack pack

      Years ago, she made an appearance on Letterman where she demonstrated her archery prowess outside the studio. And she did it in heels, a tiny dress and nothing else. A fond memory of mine.

  29. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
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    When you have cable tv, you get bored.
    When you get bored, you try to be famous.
    When you become famous, you date famous guys that beat women.
    When you date famous guys that beat women, you get the crap beat out of you.
    When the crap is beaten out of you, you go on Oprah and say it’s all cool even though it’s not.
    When you say it’s cool but it’s not you start dressing like a douchey tourist.
    Don’t dress like a douchey tourist. Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV.

  30. Zach Braff US Open
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    Go away! ‘Batin’!

  31. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    EricLr
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    I bet when her plastic surgeon offered the “Heidi Fleiss” as a joke, he never thought she would take him seriously.

  32. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Floral Print Pants
    EricLr
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    Angela Simmons Fashion-deaf Comedy Jam

  33. Dominica Westling Sports Bra Booty Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    That’s one fit Fraulein.

  34. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly
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    Jessica Simpson still isn’t dropping much weight.

  35. Tulisa Contostavlos Butt Spandex Miniskirt
    Joe
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    Nassatall

  36. Tulisa Contostavlos Butt Spandex Miniskirt
    EricLr
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    Wow, thanks for the autograph, whoever you are!

  37. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
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    No wonder she’s so bitchy…look at the load of douches behind her that are her fans!

  38. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    jones
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    Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.

    • I hate it when you talk like that. It makes me crazy when you talk like that.

    • WTF, Downers? It’s one of her awesomest lines from White Men Can’t Jump. (And mine is Woody Harrelson’s reply.) GAH. Get off the Internets and watch a movie why don’t you. Unless you watch movies on the Internets, in which case: Open a new tab and watch a movie why don’t you. It’s a freakin’ classic. GAH GAH.

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
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    I wouldn’t piss on this bitch if she was on fire.

    MOOOOOOOO!

  40. Rosie Perez Cleavage
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    Kim Kardashian in 25 years,

  41. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Floral Print Pants
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    WTF is she wearing? Looks like she should be mowing the yard….oh well, never mind. No one cares.

  42. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    hijkmno
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    he looks like shit.

  43. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
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    I kind of like her ass…*wait, Googling her age*…..more now that she’s 22.

  44. Tulisa Contostavlos Butt Spandex Miniskirt
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    What is it with flat European asses?

  45. Dominica Westling Sports Bra Booty Shorts
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    Yup…..I like the backyard on this.

  46. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
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    She’s been dead to me since the breast reduction anyway.

  47. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    American Pickers

  48. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    Was R. Kelly just singing with her?

  49. Tulisa Contostavlos Butt Spandex Miniskirt
    bi chick
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    Italian version of Lindsay Lohan?

  50. Zach Braff US Open
    I'mCool
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    proving that it IS possible to sneeze into your own mouth.

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