The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.28.12

August 28th, 2012 // 509 Comments

[Ed. Note: Matthew McConaughey looking right at this just made my day. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is slightly exceptional because it has two shots from yesterday’s taping of Extra. First, above, because just what in the fuck? And second, Geena Davis because who knew she was a goddamn Amazon. We’ve also got the ass that probably ruined Johnny Depp‘s marriage, as well as the ass that will certainly ruin Drew Barrymore‘s.

There’s a special place in judgemental prick hell for me, I know,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
    Senor Trout
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    Mario, honestly now – do these shoes make my cheeks look chubby?

  2. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
    Madame de Pompadour
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    Sleep deprivation is bitch, poor thing left her clothes at home.

  3. Heather Graham Cleavage Feed The Dog Set
    userofalltrades
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    Not sure of the practicalities of the scarf, but I’m not complaining.

  4. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Joe
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    Fergie’s better half.

  5. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    Cookie
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    Her face looks gross

  6. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    Perplexity
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    That is Andrew Barrymore, the professional hot dog eating competitor. Get your facts right. Sheesh.

  7. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    Inner Retard
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    I have no words for this. The horror is just to overwhelming.

  8. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
    Madame de Pompadour
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    is *A bitch – typin aint easy.

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Hank E. Ring
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    Oh my!

  10. Bradley Cooper The Words Premiere
    it had to be said
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    Angel Dust is a hell of a drug.

  11. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
    Cookie
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    Hot bod!

  12. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is she still pretending to be a virgin? Hell, I’m not even a virgin anymore when it comes to looking at this pic.

  13. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    it had to be said
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    They’re here . . .

  14. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    I’m gonna go out out on a limb here and say that she’s likely pregnant.

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
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    More Blur please.

  16. Heather Graham Cleavage Feed The Dog Set
    BigOkie
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    Bewbs seem to be holding up nicely!

  17. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    Joe
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    Valedictorian, Jessica Simpson School of Pregnancy Weight Management.

  18. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
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    More like Jordan Spanx

  19. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
    it had to be said
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    Lady on the left: “I thought she would have that torch in her hand and the book in the other like on TV.”

  20. Dominica Westling Sports Bra Booty Shorts
    Dina Crackwhore
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    Not related to the picture exactly, but I pride myself on how fast I can Google these no-names and find topless pictures of them. I wonder if Guinness would add a category just for this. Give me a name of a hot chick, I can find a topless photo in under 3.5 seconds!

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Joe
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    She should just do porn and get it over with.

    Oh…yeah…right.

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Needs more Vaseline on that lens.
    MOO

    • jimbo

      i thought of that Simpsons episode where homer has the boudoir pictures and the photographer kept slathering vaseline on the lens.

      oh and BOOBS!!!

  23. Dominica Westling Sports Bra Booty Shorts
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    Okay…Okay…

    You have my attention.

  24. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Perplexity
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    Practicing the Cheech Marin walk from Born in East LA.

  25. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly
    userofalltrades
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    By moving out of Lower Hutt in New Zealand she only delayed the inevitable.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Hank E. Ring
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    Kim Kardashian on the set of the upcoming video “Kanye West Bound”

  27. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
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    Funny that it looks like Amber Heard is asking “what?”

  28. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    your mom
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    Spontaneous Lactation Syndrome. This shit is real.

  29. Lindsay Price Sweaty Yoga Pants
    BigOkie
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    Fucking who?

  30. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    direchef
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    Stay-Puff got a sweet ride.

  31. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
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    “Hey Pink, the manager from the trailer park called. He says if he catches you pissing in the bushes again you’re out this time for sure.”

  32. Heather Graham Cleavage Feed The Dog Set
    ben dover
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    kind of looks like a naughty flight attendant

  33. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    BigOkie
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    She’s trying to do “duckface” but it came out more like “cock suck”

  34. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    Inner Retard
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    That ass looks so tight it could break a dick off. Sadly, we’ll never know for sure.

  35. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    jackmehoff
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    E.T. phone Taco Bell

  36. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Damn Mookie, why you cum in my mouff?

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    it had to be said
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    I want to make a pearl necklace joke, but I like her tits.

  38. Bradley Cooper The Words Premiere
    Prof.Widow
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    Since I thought this was Dane Cook, I will say what I wanted to say… Shit-dick.

  39. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly
    Perplexity
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    Soon before the surprisingly endless stream of clowns emerge. THAT is pregnant.

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    jimbo
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    mmm mmm naughty girl

  41. Rosie Perez Cleavage
    Perplexity
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    Once she finally exhales, the tearing fabric unleashes a maelstrom of terror.

  42. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
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    She shouldn’t cry over spilled milk

  43. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
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    I’m 100% sure that this is unattractive.

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Inner Retard
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    There is a word for when a selfish cunt tries to look sensual: Irritating!

  45. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
    Perplexity
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    I win the office pool! I randomly picked this day as the day Rihanna would finally be photographed with more than two pieces of clothing on (hats and sunglasses are considered accessories in our tiebreaker). Now the pool resets for the next Olympics year.

  46. Rosie Perez Cleavage
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    “Giant whip its?? I don’t know what you are talking about.”

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    your mom
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    HAHAHAHAhahahahahaaa! She’s joking, right?

  48. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress US Open
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    She can clench all she wants, but “I gotta pee” body language is hard to miss.

  49. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
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    She should have brought something for Slater to stand on too.

  50. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
    EricLr
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    I can’t wait for her to show up to her first PTA meeting.

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