The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.26.14

August 26th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring JLo doubling down on butt, because if you haven’t heard butts are the new tits. Except for Kim Kardashian. We still find her ass grotesque in every possible way and wish it would hurry up and eat her entire family as foretold in Revelations. We’ve also got Miley Cyrus instagramming screenshots from her dad’s gay-for-pay days and Paula Patton bouncing back strong from her marriage’s failure by going commando in a see-through dress in public.

“Daddy, look! Mommy’s boobies are on the TV!”
“That’s not your fault son. Sometimes mommies and daddies have to be apart for a while.”
“No, I know, she said she was going to show them to everyone because of your dirty thingie.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
    yourmom
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    Awww! He’s playing dress up in Daddy’s clothes again!

  2. Kelly Brook Naked Instagram
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    Fuck yes!

  3. Bai Ling Nipples No Bra ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
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    Bai Ling bought that bullshit that doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge works better than Valtrex. How gullible!

  4. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
    yourmom
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    “Will you tell her to put her leg down?? I’m NOT doing this scene until she puts her tramp leg down!!”

  5. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    “Look for the hundredth time, no I don’t want your autograph.”

  6. Dascha Polanco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Marketing Mike
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    That dude has some serious looking lats.

  7. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
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    The mission, should you choose to accept it, is to look at her vagina.

    Mission failed.

  8. Steven Spielberg Eating Ice Cream Cone
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    Looks like he’s giving Prince Charles a run for sausage fingers.

  9. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
    yourmom
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    “I have no idea what’s going on right now…”

  10. Paula Patton Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    Scott
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    Paul

  11. Paula Patton Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    broduhjenner
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    let me fix that for you “paul patton.” now, who are they?

  12. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts Sweater Vest
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    When did Richie Rich transition?

  13. Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Swimsuits Butts Together Instagram
    anonym
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    so much photoshop

  14. Malin Akerman Nipples No Bra
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    Just a few years ago, showing female nipples was a big taboo. When did that change? Everyone’s showing their headlights now.

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
    broduhjenner
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    her ass completely covers the baby and HALF of that giant standing behind her

  16. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
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    “Yeah, I am totally sitting in my new 5 bedroom house right now….well ON it, actually.”

  17. Tracy Anderson Ripped Midriff Skinny Legs Short Shorts Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
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    “We know it’s you, David Spade. You weren’t invited, so get out of here!”

  18. Deborah Ann Woll Adjusting Mic Pack On Leg Elden Henson Daredevil Set
    broduhjenner
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    no remembers poor simon rex in the background

  19. Jenny Mollen Cleavage Jason Biggs 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Jenny still looks as amazing as ever. Good work, Jason

  20. Kelly Brook Naked Instagram
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    Yes, 1986 was a great year.

  21. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
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    I’m guessing 210/120. Closest blood pressure wins a prize!

  22. Tracy Anderson Ripped Midriff Skinny Legs Short Shorts Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
    Marketing Mike
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    NewDave seriously. he’s a foot too tall for David Spade.

  23. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
    broduhjenner
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    seen here auditioning for 30 seconds to mars

  24. Shia LaBeouf Man Boobs Tight Shirt And Jeans Iced Coffee
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    That’s actually Adam Sandler pretending to be Shia.

  25. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
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    Tom is totally imaging how that gold-lamé would feel on his skin.

  26. Lucas Haas Smoking Cigar Hot Chick Mom Butt Skinny Jeans
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    As someone old enough to remember him in Witness, I cry every time I see him now.

  27. Jessie J Butt Tight See Through Dress Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
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    I would.

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
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    did she fuck her face up even worse? her nose looks different. more snooki like nose

  29. Jenny Mollen Cleavage Jason Biggs 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Jason is hoping that tonight is the night he finally gets to touch his wife’s breasts.

  30. Tracy Anderson Ripped Midriff Skinny Legs Short Shorts Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
    Derp McGerk
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    Mango?

  31. Bai Ling Nipples No Bra ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
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    Where’s the fucking video?

  32. Paula Patton Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    kravdan
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    Robin Thicke “I’d put my hand up that ass…oh wait’

  33. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
    kravdan
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    Tom Cruise ” You cant catch me heterosexual thoughts”

  34. Michael Cera Derpface Signing Autographs Late Show With David Letterman
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    I just realized he looks like Martin Freeman with Downs Syndrome.

  35. Michael Cera Derpface Signing Autographs Late Show With David Letterman
    fred
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    “How do you respond to people who refer to you as the male Lena Dunham?”

  36. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
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    He just got the punchline to a joke he heard in the 3rd grade.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
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    When I was in HS, we learned something about the different body types, ectomorphs, mesomorph, etc. I NEVER saw a body like that in any of the books.

  38. Jessie J Butt Tight See Through Dress Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
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    Worst…Tranny…Ever!!!

  39. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
    Odbarc
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    Don’t throw her in the garbage. That’s for the Kardassians.

  40. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
    RocketInMyPocket
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    “HA HA HA… I am SO fucking high”

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
    dontkillthemessenger
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    David Blaine will try his greatest trick of all-time, to make the annoying bitch disappear.

  42. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
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    “And in just a few month these crackheads will vote me mayor of Toronto again.”

  43. Zoe Saldana Butt Yoga Pants Pregnant Belly
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    So the Na’vi give birth through their ass?

  44. Lucas Haas Smoking Cigar Hot Chick Mom Butt Skinny Jeans
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    That is so wrong. That man is smoking near a pregnant woman. (I’m told women only eat when they’re pregnant)

  45. Shia LaBeouf Man Boobs Tight Shirt And Jeans Iced Coffee
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    The Most Uninteresting Man in The World

  46. Deborah Ann Woll Adjusting Mic Pack On Leg Elden Henson Daredevil Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Helloooooooooooooooo? Anybody home? Think McFly, think.

  47. Dascha Polanco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Bitch is hulking out right before our eyes!!!

  48. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Remember how I said I was going to do all my own stunts? About that…

  49. Deborah Ann Woll Adjusting Mic Pack On Leg Elden Henson Daredevil Set
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    No way, but up, after “True Blood” – ain’t that right, Deb?

  50. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
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    He just saw the picture before this one, of Kim’s ass.

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