The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.26.14

August 26th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring JLo doubling down on butt, because if you haven’t heard butts are the new tits. Except for Kim Kardashian. We still find her ass grotesque in every possible way and wish it would hurry up and eat her entire family as foretold in Revelations. We’ve also got Miley Cyrus instagramming screenshots from her dad’s gay-for-pay days and Paula Patton bouncing back strong from her marriage’s failure by going commando in a see-through dress in public.

“Daddy, look! Mommy’s boobies are on the TV!”
“That’s not your fault son. Sometimes mommies and daddies have to be apart for a while.”
“No, I know, she said she was going to show them to everyone because of your dirty thingie.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
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    “My office hours are pretty flexible.”

  2. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
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    Dammit people it’s not that difficult. Cardboard and recyclables go in the green bins, white trash goes in the blue!

  3. Russell Simmons Talking To Group Of Women HBO Emmys After Party
    Hmm
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    “Black woman no, black woman no, oh cool, there’s a white woman, I am all set now”

  4. Malin Akerman Nipples No Bra
    JimBB
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    Note to publicist: NEVER, EVER let her out without makeup ever again!

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    He has that gay cowboy look down.

  6. Lucas Haas Smoking Cigar Hot Chick Mom Butt Skinny Jeans
    Hmm
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    Practice makes perfect, Leo will be pleased.

  7. Jenny Mollen Cleavage Jason Biggs 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    He married pretty damn well.

  8. Michael Cera Derpface Signing Autographs Late Show With David Letterman
    JimBB
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    “Wait, you’re asking me for WHAT again?”

    “An autograph.”

  9. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Spandex Pants LAX
    Hmm
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    This pleases me.

  10. Steven Spielberg Eating Ice Cream Cone
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    He can go fuck himself.

  11. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
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    The kneeling guy doesn’t seem to like the smell.

  12. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
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    It’s his new Doucheburst custom Les Paul clone.

  13. Camila Alves Cleavage See Through Dress Matthew McConaughey 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Why do they look so annoyed?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I don’t know about her, but he realized that in his quest to get the Holy EGOT, he should’ve bypassed True Detective and just went for the guest spot on Modern Family.

  14. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
    Marketing Mike
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    Wow! A guy buying a cheap left-handed Les Paul knock-off
    wearing a dress, pink tennis shoes and a bowler cap.

  15. Tracy Anderson Ripped Midriff Skinny Legs Short Shorts Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
    JimBB
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    Is she the party’s meth supplier?

  16. Steven Spielberg Eating Ice Cream Cone
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    I thought that was Jesus Robin Williams for a second.

  17. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
    JimBB
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    YOU’RE NO MATCH FOR ME, CAPTAIN AMERICA!!

  18. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts Sweater Vest
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    I hear banjo music.

  19. Tracy Anderson Ripped Midriff Skinny Legs Short Shorts Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
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    Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon is still getting work?

  20. Russell Simmons Talking To Group Of Women HBO Emmys After Party
    JimBB
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    “Do either of you ladies remember the 80′s?”

  21. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
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    he looks like a photographic negative of a normal person who is morbidly obese with a crack addiction.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
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    Hey fat fucking pig! Made you look.

  23. Lucas Haas Smoking Cigar Hot Chick Mom Butt Skinny Jeans
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    That chick has one weird fucking body.

    I saw a girl with the same body onetime not too long ago. I kicked her because frankly, she scared me.

  24. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    Da Cumguzzla

  25. Zoe Saldana Butt Yoga Pants Pregnant Belly
    JimBB
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    Never borrow a tampon from Khloe Kardashian, girl.

  26. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
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    Shouldn’t at least one of her legs be over the railing?

  27. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
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    Here, take this it’s too heavy. I wouldn’t know what to do with it anyway.

  28. Shia LaBeouf Man Boobs Tight Shirt And Jeans Iced Coffee
    JimBB
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    You know dipshit, if you really don’t want to be famous anymore, feel free to leave L.A. anytime.

  29. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
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    “You let Ireland be a lesbian, why can’t I do it?”
    “Ugh”

  30. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
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    I’d like to recycle that.

  31. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
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    “I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole,” says the guy on the left.

  32. Lucas Haas Smoking Cigar Hot Chick Mom Butt Skinny Jeans
    JimBB
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    I wonder what would happen if he, Jared Leto, and Macaulay Culkin tried to occupy the same space at the same time.

  33. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    “I milked your cow for you. Took a while to get her going, but once she did….”
    “We don’t have a cow. We have a bull…”

  34. Malin Akerman Nipples No Bra
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    Melanie Griffith is looking better.

  35. Tracy Anderson Ripped Midriff Skinny Legs Short Shorts Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
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    Now who is this guy again?

  36. Paula Patton Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
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    Ladyboys are deceiving.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Man Boobs Tight Shirt And Jeans Iced Coffee
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    Aaaaaand….he’s back.

  38. Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Swimsuits Butts Together Instagram
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    Mad Magazine’s Thigh vs. Thigh

  39. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Listen to that sustain ….

  40. Dascha Polanco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    JimBB
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    Tired of the photographers assuming she’s one of the valets.

  41. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
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    “The last name is spelled S-P-A-D-E.”

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
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    I just realized what’s really going on here. Kim rents her ass space to people hiding out. Looks like business is good!

  43. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
    Hmm
    Commented on this photo:

    I think we can do better than this. Okay.

    “I got you a 10ft pole Mr. Cruise”

    “I’m still not touching her goddamit!”

  44. Bai Ling Nipples No Bra ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
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    Stand 4 feet back and wear eye goggles for safety.

  45. Bai Ling Nipples No Bra ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
    JimBB
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    That’s not the ALS challenge. She owes the Yakuza money.

  46. Tracy Anderson Ripped Midriff Skinny Legs Short Shorts Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
    Marketing Mike
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    I guess being the trainer Madonna fired 5 years ago
    doesn’t get you on the A list any longer.

  47. Bai Ling Nipples No Bra ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
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    This is how you do this fucking challenge, Kate Upton.

  48. Steven Spielberg Eating Ice Cream Cone
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    Conelingus.

  49. Jessie J Butt Tight See Through Dress Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
    Marketing Mike
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    Very nice Butt, Legs and Feet.
    The rest, not so much….

  50. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Spandex Pants LAX
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    I love Brian Posehn’s beard.

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