The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.26.14

August 26th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring JLo doubling down on butt, because if you haven’t heard butts are the new tits. Except for Kim Kardashian. We still find her ass grotesque in every possible way and wish it would hurry up and eat her entire family as foretold in Revelations. We’ve also got Miley Cyrus instagramming screenshots from her dad’s gay-for-pay days and Paula Patton bouncing back strong from her marriage’s failure by going commando in a see-through dress in public.

“Daddy, look! Mommy’s boobies are on the TV!”
“That’s not your fault son. Sometimes mommies and daddies have to be apart for a while.”
“No, I know, she said she was going to show them to everyone because of your dirty thingie.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    “Got wiener?”

  2. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
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    “Jesus…. ‘Love” is zero in tennis. Federer is not going to kiss anyone!”

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
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    She could also hide Lena Dunham and Rosanne behind her.

  4. Bai Ling Nipples No Bra ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
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    “Me donate to you long time!”

  5. Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Swimsuits Butts Together Instagram
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    Two butts enter, one butt leaves…

  6. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    Not all the Cyrus children made it to their mom’s vagina.

  7. Steven Spielberg Eating Ice Cream Cone
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    Mmmm….. gelato!

  8. Kelly Brook Naked Instagram
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    The classics still hold up…. my penis.

  9. Camila Alves Cleavage See Through Dress Matthew McConaughey 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I can see Fish crying over this photo mumbling “It should’a been you Rust. It should’a been you.”

  10. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
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    Somebody threw away a perfectly good white girl.

  11. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
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    “Hey, Tom! Tom! Tom!! Tom!!! Tommy! Tom!!!”

  12. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
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    They must have put up one of Hilaria’s instagram pictures on the Jumbotron.

  13. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
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    Another instrument he’ll never use. Much like Miranda Kerr.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
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    And the wise one said one day the entire North would be eclipsed by the moon…and so the prophecy is fulfilled.

  15. Michael Cera Derpface Signing Autographs Late Show With David Letterman
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    “Wow! Jenny Mollen’s mommy-tits look great!”

  16. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
    CrashHell
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    Why oh Why didn’t we listen and do what Bill Hicks said?…We are reaping what we’ve sown…

  17. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
    JimBB
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    Got mullet?

  18. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
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    “Mmmmmm…. gelato…… and crack.”

  19. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
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    He just realized he accidentally took his wife to the US Open…which meant Zooey Deschanel was still at the hotel, and probably very angry.

  20. Jessie J Butt Tight See Through Dress Republic Records Official MTV VMA After Party
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    Carpenter’s dream.

  21. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
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    Oh, you think crackness is your ally. But you merely adopted the crack; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already mayor, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

  22. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Looks like he had a big glass of something.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Swimsuits Butts Together Instagram
    Hmm
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    Zaloog are you alright? Someone get the smelling salts, quick, I think he passed out.

  24. Camila Alves Cleavage See Through Dress Matthew McConaughey 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    JimBB
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    Excuse me darling, but I have to get to my audition to play the Joker in Batman vs. Superman.

  25. Billy Ray Cyrus Milk Moustache Cowboy Hat Miley Cyrus Instagram
    Hmm
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    Got semen?

    This is a strange campaign.

  26. Paula Patton Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    Hmm
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    Did the Cleveland Cavaliers sign her too?

  27. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Spandex Pants LAX
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    You’re wearing yoga pants. She who lives by the moneymaker, dies by the moneymaker. Now, smile.

  28. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
    JimBB
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    So sick of everyone mistaking me for her grandfather.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
    Marketing Mike
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    First: MOOOOOO….
    Second: Is that a diaper she’s wearing?

  30. Alec Baldwin Frustrated Covering Eyes Hilaria Baldwin US Open Opening Night
    Hmm
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    Old man trying to deal with his famewhore daughter and even worse famewhore young wife. I kind of feel for him sometimes.

  31. Deborah Ann Woll Adjusting Mic Pack On Leg Elden Henson Daredevil Set
    JimBB
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    Well that Ben Affleck version is going to be tough to beat. Good luck kids!

  32. Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Swimsuits Butts Together Instagram
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    Sure, Iggy wants you to look now….. Just keep scrolling, though.

  33. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
    Hmm
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    Sometimes I think he dates Selena just so he can raid her closet for clothes.

  34. Paula Patton Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
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    Guillermo is doing pretty well for himself these days.

  35. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
    JimBB
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    Is humiliating himself with vocals not enough?

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt Holding Daughter North
    Ralph
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    Second: MOOOO. Her fat is spilling out again.

  37. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
    Hmm
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    I guess the photo pretty sums it all up.

  38. Sophie Monk Sitting On Trashcans Smoking Cigarette
    JimBB
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    “Hello, January? Yeah, I took care of the problem.”

  39. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
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    As usual Tom is not interested, Russel Brand on the other hand seems quite interested.

  40. Bai Ling Nipples No Bra ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
    Marketing Mike
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    “Bai Ling taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
    entirely for the benefit of a worth charity and
    in no way to showcase her braless nipples…”

    Wearing a skin-tight see-through sheer silk top.

  41. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
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    He’s a multimillionaire and buys a cheap copy of a Les Paul?

    I don’t know why but this annoys the heck out of me.

  42. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
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    What can this strange device be?
    When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
    It’s got wires that vibrate and give music
    What can this thing be that I found?

    I think it’s a tuba…

  43. Tom Cruise Rebecca Ferguson Mission Impossible 5 Set
    JimBB
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    Whenever I need him to back off, I just flash the old vajayjay and he runs away.

  44. Michael Cera Derpface Signing Autographs Late Show With David Letterman
    Hmm
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    If he ever got arrested for having child porn, I probably would not be shocked.

  45. Deborah Ann Woll Adjusting Mic Pack On Leg Elden Henson Daredevil Set
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    “Well, at least on this show, we get clothes for hiding the mic packs. After six and a half years of “True Blood”, my ass can pick up short wave.”

  46. Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Swimsuits Butts Together Instagram
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    Gold Finger bang.

  47. Rob Ford Yellow Teeth Head Back Laughing Ribbon Cutting Ceremony At Campaign Headquarters
    Hmm
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    “Shit that was some good crack, that really hit the spot.”

  48. Justin Bieber Pink Shoes Stupid Hat Buying Guitar
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    “Now Usher will take me seriously.”

  49. Jenny Mollen Cleavage Jason Biggs 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    JimBB
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    How about THEM apples?

  50. Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Swimsuits Butts Together Instagram
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    Why did one of them have to be JLo? As great as her ass is, it is attached to JLo, so it’s a no go. Go with Nicki Minaj next time, Iggy.

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