The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.23.11

August 23rd, 2011 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice is arriving several hours late because, Jesus Cristo, what a fucking afternoon. If the earth wasn’t rattling on the wrong coast thanks to Chick-Fil-A not being open on Sundays (I told them this would happen.), our network managed to have a frustrating number of meltdowns in the past 48 hours which was completely unrelated to the quake – Or soft breeze from a butterfly’s wing to you Californians. – but more importantly is entirely unacceptable to you guys, so huge apologies. We’ve got a crack team poking and prodding, yet no one’s trying my ideas because apparently computer servers lack sex organs. You got me.

Anyway, business as usual tomorrow – In theory. – and sorry again for the inconvenience. It’s been an asshole of a day.

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jack Osbourne Kelly Osbourne
    Squishy
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    Ewwwwwwwwww

  2. Justin Timberlake
    Squishy
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    Yep…does absolutely nothing for me…

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Animal Print
    Squishy
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    Whose idea was it to dress large woman with noisy prints?! They suck ass!!

  4. Bethenny Frankel
    Squishy
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    Guess she is used to largely endowed men?

  5. Zoe Saldana Minidress
    Squishy
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    Stunningly beautiful!!

  6. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
    Squishy
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    Beautiful, but probably do better without the raccoon eyes…

  7. Tom Selleck
    Squishy
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    ~sigh~ Handsome as always!!

  8. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
    Squishy
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    Multi-plaid and salty goodness hat spells… ~ugh~

  9. Penn Badgley Immogen Poots
    Squishy
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    Appears as if he is doing another Tom Cruise rendition of “You You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling”

  10. Alan Cumming
    Squishy
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    Washing my eyes out after seeing Alan Cummings chest!! ~yuch~

  11. Leelee Sobieski Cop Uniform
    Squishy
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    Hotness in uniform!

  12. Kirsten Dunst
    Squishy
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    Next to J Love Hewitt she makes the oddest fashion choices!

  13. Chris Jericho Scarf
    Squishy
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    Who?

  14. Khloe Kardashian
    Squishy
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    CONVICT ON THE LOOSE!!!

  15. Victoria Justice Bikini
    Squishy
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    So hot!

  16. East Coast Earthquake Damage
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    fish if you posted a good high-res version tbh it’d make a nice background for the week

  17. East Coast Earthquake Damage
    MrsWrong
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    R-I-P to our fallen heros. Chair #3 held a lot of Walmart ass. I’ll never forget you treechair. My only consolation is you never had to meet a pregnant January Jones.

  18. Jack Osbourne Kelly Osbourne
    MrsWrong
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    He looks like that cause he knows where those lips have been…

  19. Taylor Lautner
    MrsWrong
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    “No, I won’t have a 3-way with you and your wife. I just said that to the last guy and the guy before! Any OTHER questions? Oh, good, hands! Any non-sex related questions?…NO?!?…I’m outta here”

  20. Justin Timberlake
    MrsWrong
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    *thinks*”Look sexy, Look sexy, she can see me from here”

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Animal Print
    MrsWrong
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    Cat-printed Cat-suit: For when your pussy isn’t good enough

  22. Carla Gugino Cleavage
    MrsWrong
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    DAMN, that recession has those hos at meters?…Actually, that’s GENIUS!

  23. Kristin Cavallari Tight Jeans Butt
    MrsWrong
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    *looks around* “I believe all necessary topics have been covered” *exits*

  24. Bethenny Frankel
    MrsWrong
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    Still not big/wide enough to deal with her bullshit

  25. Zoe Saldana Minidress
    MrsWrong
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    She’s ashamed cause she had water on the ride over

  26. Tom Selleck
    MrsWrong
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    Even though hes light years older than me I would have done him…but now he’s offering me the Community Chest…and I just don’t roll like that :(

  27. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
    MrsWrong
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    Wanna know how I know Felicity Huffman is out of town?

  28. Leelee Sobieski Cop Uniform
    bill
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    She is amazing d’u c her post on nypost.com she’s more cop-like there.

  29. Khloe Kardashian
    nuttebutter
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    If you don’t want her to bite herself you’re going to need a bigger cone.

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Animal Print
    Soup
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    Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of the Lifetime original movie Married with Children: The Peggy Bundy Story.

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Animal Print
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    She looks like a parody of my office assistant, beanie baby collecting, bowling on the weekends stepmother.

  32. Carla Gugino Cleavage
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    Please refrain from pop locking and dropping it at the meters, ma’am.

  33. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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    I think my dad plays senior citizen softball with that guy on Wednesdays.

  34. Kirsten Dunst
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    Finally! A legitimate case of angles and weird shirts. She looks like she has a foot for a hand and Elephant Man’s balls in her skirt.

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