Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice is arriving several hours late because, Jesus Cristo, what a fucking afternoon. If the earth wasn’t rattling on the wrong coast thanks to Chick-Fil-A not being open on Sundays (I told them this would happen.), our network managed to have a frustrating number of meltdowns in the past 48 hours which was completely unrelated to the quake – Or soft breeze from a butterfly’s wing to you Californians. – but more importantly is entirely unacceptable to you guys, so huge apologies. We’ve got a crack team poking and prodding, yet no one’s trying my ideas because apparently computer servers lack sex organs. You got me.
Anyway, business as usual tomorrow – In theory. – and sorry again for the inconvenience. It’s been an asshole of a day.
- The Superficial
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VictorioASS!!!
wasn’t her hair short just last week? does anyone have real hair anymore?
Grrrrowr!
I had almost that exact pattern of earthquake damage in my backyard!
What an excellent excuse to hoist a few.
“And so I went like ‘GET AWAY! GET AWAY FROM MY BUTT TOM CRUISE!!’ But he did not.”
LOL
Ha. Win.
Bethany finally sees herself through the public’s eye.
So traumatic. I think I need PTS counseling.
I think I’ll be nice & focus on something that can be easily fixed.
Dumb dress.
oh Penn, you know I can’t see it without my spectacle.
JT had a rough night.
Someone is retaining water.
She even has nice elbows.
She should’ve never told him she had herpes.
The kids wanted animals, so this year each kid at camp Mohawk will stalk and kill their very own washed up actress.
And maybe part of “Sexual Awareness Week” next summer.
Kim K to stand trial this week for absorbing all the ass in town and causing a hollywood butt famine
Wookie prison break?
looks good.
What in the fuck is she wearing? Strangely enough, this isn’t even her worst outfit of the month.
What I wanna know is: Where the fuck is she going to dressed like that? Is she going to a costume party as a harem girl?
I think he just sharted.
Please go back to being really hot.
I can imagine who the next spouse to commit suicide is.
*throws flag*
Bodice not fitted correctly. Terrible.
FAIL
Agreed, it looks like someone welded her into a white drainpipe.
She has a chin for each spiderman that sucked.
like
Thoughtful plaid combo…interesting.
Is this Fish’s backyard? It’s nice and big. Then again, anything seems big in comparison to my balcony :(
Based on her meeting the criteria of red hair and boobs, I would hit that.
+1
I give her three more years before that outfit is form-fitting.
Is this the episode where he’s fired from the police force and becomes a door man on 58th Street?
She has the worst effin taste in clothes, I swear.
That distinction belongs to Jessica Simpson, with her fug handbags, trashy jean shorts and ill-fitting stripper heels. We’ve seen FAR worse that this …
A coin for the meter, a deuce for the pavement.
Gay accountant on NYC vacation?
I like how she’s on a show called Fashion Police and criticizes what people wear when she herself looks like she picks clothing out in the dark.
What makes me laugh is that I’m sure this photo inspired at least a few guys out there to masturbate.
And the rest nutted off to the Warehouse Suit Sale ad.
Reminds me too much of the terminator from T2.
I’m usually turned on by a woman in uniform, and I’ve found Leelee to be hot since before I should be allowed to think that. And yet…this photo’s doing nothing for me.
will there be sean penn?
There will always be Sean Penn. Fuck, I hate eternity.
There’s skinny and then there’s, “hey, I can see the outline of my penis while we’re having sex” skinny.
How did the camera miss all the women throwing themselves at this fashion icon?
Angelina and her brother are looking ROUGH.
Win.
She borrowed Misha Barton’s outfit and double chin for the evening.
My first thought was that Kathy Bates is looking unusually good. I guess it’s a glass half-full/half-empty sort of thing.
Director: Goddammit!! Model TL92 just shut down again! I thought someone was supposed to be charging those batteries every hour?! Where the fuck is Brian?!!
(voice off-stage): He’s in the john!
Director: Christ! (clambers onto stage grumbling) Use robots they said. Less back talk they said. Disney can go fuck themselves.
Lookin’ good. Now how about throwing on a pair of those old corduroy nutter-shorts for old times sake, Magnum.
I’d like to take this moment to reflect and mourn all the leopards that were killed to make this outfit… A moment of silence please…
Hewitt’s new plot to stay relevant in D-List Hollywood: Channeling her inner Kim Kardashian in hopes that the paps might mistake for her.
This was taken AFTER the movie…right? Not before. Because no one could come to a premiere looking all crappy like that. That’s a “ate popcorn chugged gin from flask snuck out 4 times to do lines of coke in ladies room & gave head to stranger seated next to me claiming to be Bolivian movie producer” face, yes indeed.
I’m sure there are cops in Harlem who look like that. Certain of it.
Well, if there’s anything the people of Harlem respect it’s skinny white girls.
Vanessa Hudgeins in Los Angeles wearing a flour sack.
You’ve got it all wrong. Penn’s the one who poots in this picture.
I think the internet has just found its new Keanu…
Is she trying to get adopted by the Kardashians? I think someone ought to tell her exactly what the initiation entails….
I think she knows already. That Smartwater isn’t for her.
She looks ripe for the pickin’.