The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.21.12

August 21st, 2012 // 467 Comments

“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.

You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive!

  2. Liam Hemsworth Amber Heard Paranoia Set
    moedart
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    “Amber Heard and Liam Hemsworth on the set of Paranoia in Philadelphia.” … Why the cab got a New York plate…

    • Jethro

      Cause it’s cheaper to film in Philly and put on fake plates. Also, the wizard of oz was not filmed in oz, and Apollo 13 was not filmed in space.

      • Actually, that looks like a real NYC cab. I wouldn’t put it past the filmmakers to have rented it and driven it to Philly. Or maybe that’s part of the story, like when Tom Hanks took that cab from New York to Cape Cod in Splash.

  3. Heidi Klum Bikini Twitter
    Silverdragon
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    wonder how long ago this was taken

  4. Hilary Duff
    BigOkie
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    No feet… would not bang.

  5. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
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    I heard of camel toe, but I’m afraid she has camel face.

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    BigOkie
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    Right side… droopy
    Left side… perky

    Your bra is only doing half its job!

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Yah, and all you would haf to do is clean up heah once in a while like da other maids. Oh, und one more ting. Can you drop you panties?”

  8. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress
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    I stand the same way when I pia in the bushes.

  9. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    Nothing says ‘i’m straight’ like butterflies on your blouse

  10. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    AndrewMacCloud
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    awesome, gotta get me one of these new blow-up dolls!

  11. Hilary Duff
    Gin&Tonic
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    hillary’s had several years with a good record of hotness, so I’m cutting her a break just this one time because it looks like she was just ambushed out by her home like taking out the trash to the bins or something

  12. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
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    “I don’t often douche, but when I do, I prefer this crap.”

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    “Excuse me ma’am, can I ass you something?”

  14. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    AndrewMacCloud
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    i must not masturbate , i must nog masturbate!
    I must not masturbate, you must not masturbate
    he must not masturbate,we must not masturbate
    you must not masturbate,they must not masturbate

    damn, masturbation in progress…..

  15. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    wendy
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    The chick has no neck

  16. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    Gin&Tonic
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    her eyes are speaking to me and through my fingers: “I’m dead inside. people may buy my product but I’ve got no soul to sell. please, please world, can i have my soul back?”

  17. Mayim Bialik Cast
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    hava nagila hava nagila hava nagila ve-nismeḥa

  18. Bradley Cooper Backwards Hat
    jimbo
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    did you see me in The Elephant Man?

  19. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
    Bigalkie
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    Someone is clinging to their fifteen minutes.. Time’s up!

  20. Liam Hemsworth Amber Heard Paranoia Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    No wonder Miley is so insecure and attention-needing these days…

  21. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Frank Burns
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    Looks like a casting call for a Brady Bunch revival.

  22. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Bigalkie
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    The one at the back still has the tag on his pants. Straight back to the rack.

  23. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
    Inner Retard
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    Someone’s a third wheel here.

  24. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Bigalkie
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    Dumb Shit.. She really runs to her hillbilly breeding. Mountain Folk

  25. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    Little Tongue
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    She looks like she could be Marylin Manson’s sister. Similar face and tits.

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Guess which one likes Mexican tail.

  27. Bradley Cooper Backwards Hat
    Bigalkie
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    It’s like he is sprinkled in fairy dust.

  28. Jennifer Hawkins Lingerie Runway
    Little Tongue
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    Two outties on the same person. Never seen that before.

  29. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
    jimbo
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    what you’ve never played pocket pool? eight ball – corner pocket

  30. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    No wonder the gays love her. Speaking on behalf of the straights.. “BLECH”

  31. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage Halter Dress
    jimbo
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    this one time at walmart…i bought everything you see here

  32. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
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    BO_obies!

  33. Jennifer Hawkins Lingerie Runway
    Bigalkie
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    In a word ” Delicious”.

  34. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    Bigalkie
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    This is how Michael Douglas would dress if he didn’t inherit an acting gig.

  35. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    Bigalkie
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    Pondo Sinatra

  36. Mayim Bialik Cast
    sexyman48
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    Didn’t know Darkness had a daughter.

  37. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    jimbo
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    fine set of chesticles there ma’am

  38. Mayim Bialik Cast
    Bigalkie
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    Russian Weightlighter Olga Kasparov 72KG class.

  39. Geri Halliwell Legs Jumper Daughter Bluebell Madonna
    jimbo
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    must not fart

  40. Heidi Klum Bikini Twitter
    Inner Retard
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    This pic is a giant middle finger to ordinary people in so many ways I only have one thing to say: FUCK YOU, Heidi Klum!

  41. Kate Upton Exercise Clothes Walking Dog
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    I would wreck that shit.

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    I would eat her ass like colon cancer.

  43. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    You're my bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay Gay Gay

  44. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Buddy The Elf
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    Why would a teenager even BUY that shirt?

  45. Geri Halliwell Legs Jumper Daughter Bluebell Madonna
    Bigalkie
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    Bluebell Madonna.. What a douchebag! Stick a kid with a name like that so you can appear ( whose watching shithead ?) cutting edge and cool.

  46. Hilary Duff
    Buddy The Elf
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    Jessica Simpson saw this photo and miraculously lost another 35 pounds.

  47. Geri Halliwell Legs Jumper Daughter Bluebell Madonna
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    “STOP! Pelvic thrust aaaaaannd.. pussy fart!”

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    it looks like she sharted….

  49. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Inner Retard
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    Not even Billy Ray can find this attractive. That must have been the goal.

  50. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    arnieblackblack
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    In German accent – ‘Vy is zis little boy dressed like a whore?’

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