“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.
You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,
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♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive!
I was JUST thinking the same thing.
At his age, ‘Stayin’ Alive’ is an Oscar worthy accomplishment.
“Amber Heard and Liam Hemsworth on the set of Paranoia in Philadelphia.” … Why the cab got a New York plate…
Cause it’s cheaper to film in Philly and put on fake plates. Also, the wizard of oz was not filmed in oz, and Apollo 13 was not filmed in space.
Actually, that looks like a real NYC cab. I wouldn’t put it past the filmmakers to have rented it and driven it to Philly. Or maybe that’s part of the story, like when Tom Hanks took that cab from New York to Cape Cod in Splash.
wonder how long ago this was taken
No feet… would not bang.
geisha foot binding
No feet? Is this real or one of Peggy Bundy’s dreams?
I heard of camel toe, but I’m afraid she has camel face.
Right side… droopy
Left side… perky
Your bra is only doing half its job!
She gets a 50% discount.
“Yah, and all you would haf to do is clean up heah once in a while like da other maids. Oh, und one more ting. Can you drop you panties?”
I stand the same way when I pia in the bushes.
Nothing says ‘i’m straight’ like butterflies on your blouse
What if they’re moths?
awesome, gotta get me one of these new blow-up dolls!
hillary’s had several years with a good record of hotness, so I’m cutting her a break just this one time because it looks like she was just ambushed out by her home like taking out the trash to the bins or something
“I don’t often douche, but when I do, I prefer this crap.”
“Excuse me ma’am, can I ass you something?”
i must not masturbate , i must nog masturbate!
I must not masturbate, you must not masturbate
he must not masturbate,we must not masturbate
you must not masturbate,they must not masturbate
damn, masturbation in progress…..
The chick has no neck
her eyes are speaking to me and through my fingers: “I’m dead inside. people may buy my product but I’ve got no soul to sell. please, please world, can i have my soul back?”
hava nagila hava nagila hava nagila ve-nismeḥa
did you see me in The Elephant Man?
Someone is clinging to their fifteen minutes.. Time’s up!
No wonder Miley is so insecure and attention-needing these days…
She’s always been like that.
Looks like a casting call for a Brady Bunch revival.
The Gaydy Bunch
The one at the back still has the tag on his pants. Straight back to the rack.
Indeed he goes, but he appears to have gone blind so who can blame him.
Someone’s a third wheel here.
Dumb Shit.. She really runs to her hillbilly breeding. Mountain Folk
She looks like she could be Marylin Manson’s sister. Similar face and tits.
Guess which one likes Mexican tail.
It’s like he is sprinkled in fairy dust.
Two outties on the same person. Never seen that before.
what you’ve never played pocket pool? eight ball – corner pocket
No wonder the gays love her. Speaking on behalf of the straights.. “BLECH”
We’re not so impressed lately either.
this one time at walmart…i bought everything you see here
BO_obies!
In a word ” Delicious”.
This is how Michael Douglas would dress if he didn’t inherit an acting gig.
… and inherited a discount carpet store.
Persian Carpets
Pondo Sinatra
Didn’t know Darkness had a daughter.
fine set of chesticles there ma’am
Russian Weightlighter Olga Kasparov 72KG class.
must not fart
This pic is a giant middle finger to ordinary people in so many ways I only have one thing to say: FUCK YOU, Heidi Klum!
Exactly. Like: “Suck it, commoners!”
She sends it to people at work ‘Hey, how’s the day going?’
I would wreck that shit.
I would eat her ass like colon cancer.
Gay Gay Gay
Why would a teenager even BUY that shirt?
Bluebell Madonna.. What a douchebag! Stick a kid with a name like that so you can appear ( whose watching shithead ?) cutting edge and cool.
That kid is going to get punched… a lot.
Bluebell Madonna isn’t so bad. Her friends will probably call her “Bell.” Or maybe “Blue.” Hell, my ex-wife has a basset hound mix named Blue and his moniker hasn’t effected his social life in the least.
Jessica Simpson saw this photo and miraculously lost another 35 pounds.
I believe that brings the total to 36, doesn’t it?
17, actually.
“STOP! Pelvic thrust aaaaaannd.. pussy fart!”
it looks like she sharted….
bitch is so fabulous, she sharts glitter.
Not even Billy Ray can find this attractive. That must have been the goal.
In German accent – ‘Vy is zis little boy dressed like a whore?’