“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.
You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,
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That’s a very good way to distract the casual observer from the pumpkinhead.
Just another Hollywood child star success story
Looks like she’s one tattoo and trip to Barbados away from Chris Brown asking for her number.
Let’s hope she doesn’t ask to put it in herself, he’ll think she’s peeping his texts. On second thought, let’s hope she DOES try that.
Ok. Now I know why she wears the outlandish getups. She is one homely woman.
Could someone please come up with a joke here that incorporates the word “mole”, please.
“Yah, the maid wave is still empty… I’m willing to fulfill it…”
Welp. I guess belts aren’t “cool” anymore.
Damn, who is dressing Lady Gaga these days ?
She still can’t believe that retard left How I Met Your Mother.
Even she knows he can’t be a leading man in movies, even gay porn.
Eff that, Jason is hilarious. Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a great movie and he was better than Paul Rudd in I Love you Man.
Yeah, he’s funny if you’re into potty and drug humor. He couldn’t do real comedy even if he knew what it is.
Is anyone writing real comedy these days?
Five year engagement was also hilarious.
Dude is the next Tom Hanks … you’re just not seeing it yet.
Uh, that’s not a good thing.
It’s like Cindi Lauper moved to the trailer park.
She went for ‘Where’s my behind?’ and ended up with ‘Why are you at the next urinal when the bathroom is empty?’
That is the best description of that stupid pose.
Look at that dude’s face. LOL.
Help yourself. I’ll focus on Kelly Brook.
Tried too hard to be witty and failed.
Damn.
That is all.
That’s not GaGa…that’s Chelsea Clinton having a bit of fun with the paps.
awesome.
Is she holding a pack of hooker trading cards?
EESH! What a mess!
I hope that Satan posts here, because I’d sell my soul for an hour with her.
He’s not a fan, idiot. He just needs you to help him with his deportation problem.
We have a new superhero in town. Save us Punk Rock Lesbian!!!
The crowd was very disappointed when she “showed them her box”.
I can immediately think of two reasons why she’s posted here on the SW.
It’s like blossom and lisa lampinelli had a baby
Dammit! You beat me to the Lisa Lampinelli reference!
If you ever see an orangutang wearing a hat you’ll know why
Grandpa Easter!
if bristol palin got implants she’d look like this. much prefer christina hendricks who’s got even better boobs and a much prettier face
If Bristol Palin got implants and a head transplant, you mean.
I love Christina Hendricks, but even she doesn’t compare to Lucy Pinder. And Bristol Palin? Not a fuckin’ chance.
Damn, where have all the pictures of this chick been? I mean, she’s not Rusic, but she should be able to make the cut, right ?
“Can’t one man show his love for another man in this crazy, mixed-up world?”
I thought she swallowed an almond….
She has just a little extra meat around the middle, so we should see a lot of comments about what a fatso she is.
she doesn’t even have extra meat, her stomach’s plenty toned, just has a wider torso than most models. if she didn’t have the huge boobs she’d probably look square, but on the other hand if she didn’t have the wonder-jumblies noone would’ve ever photographed her in the first place so who cares? lookin’ good, kate
not fat, just shapeless in the torso. not her fault, but if it weren’t for the gigantic tatas she would be completely average.
http://www.943thex.com/files/wnfz/uploads/kate.jpg This is the reality of this girl’s body, no photoshop, covered in make-up, looking the best she can.
Mmm, back fat. What a turn on.
I’d like to show this dog to Tony Scott’s kids just to let them know you can suffer with dignity
He still looks straighter than the Jonas Brothers pic earlier in TCWM.
Crikey!
They’re here for the audition of Vinnie from Jersey Shore, Deuce Bigalow, and one of the brothers from Oasis.
Hahahaha!!! Well said.
Wow!!!
“Los Feliz” means “the happy”.
Does anybody here look happy to you? Huh? DO THEY?
Well, the girl behind them seems to be pretty happy stuffing her face!
I’m pretty sure we should be keeping him away from high schools.
…or maid services.
yep, an unspectacular but decent looking female stepping out of a vehicle. must’ve been a slow news day in LA or something
i dunno she was pretty hot in wrong turn
It must be a helluva thing to be full body double dipped in a vat of henna.
Rose McGowan… gorgeous. Gets into a car wreck and it ruins her face.
Mayim Bialik… hopelesly homely. Gets into a car wreck and it ruins her right hand.
There is no God.
She’s probably tired of him telling her how much he loved her in Legend of Zelda.
So cute
FUCK ME, BRADLEY
What’s my wife doing on here?
boring shoot just got a whole lot more interesting all of a sudden
she has an eyelash on her cheek. my guess is she’ll wish for what every girl wishes for: bigger boobs.
I like that zoom feature. Nice catch on the eyelash.
Are you a maid? No? Lemme ask again…ARE YOU A MAID?
He will soon realize the mistake he made proposing to Miley with Amber around…
3 jonas brothers = 1 avg sized penis
Someone must have said she looked like Lady Gaga and got punched out.
So you need water to come in bottles, Ok. And a bottle is hard to carry so you’re going to need a handle for the bottle. But they’re not cheap so how about a lock that goes through the handle. And then maybe a camera to monitor it. And an app on your phone to view the camera that watches the lock that secures the handle of the bottle that the…. water came in.
he has the red eyes and intense stare of a dope fiend. Are his pants crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim?
Oh please he’s been voted Sexiest Man Alive several times. Go back to your mother’s basement
-deep sigh-
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/126079-know-your-dope-fiend-your-life-may-depend-on-it
I worry about the youth of tomorrow who are going to lead our country but have never heard the good word of Hunter S. Thompson
Being “too fit” makes your boob job look a little odd.
Also, for anyone who hasn’t googled her yet, she is an Aussie who was Miss Universe 2004.