The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.21.12

August 21st, 2012 // 467 Comments

“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.

You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a very good way to distract the casual observer from the pumpkinhead.

  2. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    Just another Hollywood child star success story

  3. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Taffy
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    Looks like she’s one tattoo and trip to Barbados away from Chris Brown asking for her number.

    • Colin

      Let’s hope she doesn’t ask to put it in herself, he’ll think she’s peeping his texts. On second thought, let’s hope she DOES try that.

  4. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    SIN
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    Ok. Now I know why she wears the outlandish getups. She is one homely woman.

  5. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    DeucePickle
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    Could someone please come up with a joke here that incorporates the word “mole”, please.

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Kojak
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    “Yah, the maid wave is still empty… I’m willing to fulfill it…”

  7. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    Welp. I guess belts aren’t “cool” anymore.

  8. Mayim Bialik Cast
    DeucePickle
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    Damn, who is dressing Lady Gaga these days ?

  9. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
    SIN
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    She still can’t believe that retard left How I Met Your Mother.
    Even she knows he can’t be a leading man in movies, even gay porn.

  10. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Joe
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    It’s like Cindi Lauper moved to the trailer park.

  11. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She went for ‘Where’s my behind?’ and ended up with ‘Why are you at the next urinal when the bathroom is empty?’

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Look at that dude’s face. LOL.

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Joe
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    Damn.

    That is all.

  14. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    That’s not GaGa…that’s Chelsea Clinton having a bit of fun with the paps.

  15. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    SIN
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    Is she holding a pack of hooker trading cards?

  16. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    elephantman
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    EESH! What a mess!

  17. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    The Pope
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    I hope that Satan posts here, because I’d sell my soul for an hour with her.

  18. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
    EricLr
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    He’s not a fan, idiot. He just needs you to help him with his deportation problem.

  19. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    EricLr
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    We have a new superhero in town. Save us Punk Rock Lesbian!!!

  20. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    The Pope
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    The crowd was very disappointed when she “showed them her box”.

  21. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    I can immediately think of two reasons why she’s posted here on the SW.

  22. Mayim Bialik Cast
    Jacob
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    It’s like blossom and lisa lampinelli had a baby

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    If you ever see an orangutang wearing a hat you’ll know why

  24. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    Taffy
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    Grandpa Easter!

  25. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    Gin&Tonic
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    if bristol palin got implants she’d look like this. much prefer christina hendricks who’s got even better boobs and a much prettier face

  26. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Damn, where have all the pictures of this chick been? I mean, she’s not Rusic, but she should be able to make the cut, right ?

  27. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
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    “Can’t one man show his love for another man in this crazy, mixed-up world?”

  28. Jennifer Hawkins Lingerie Runway
    alex
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    I thought she swallowed an almond….

  29. Kate Upton Exercise Clothes Walking Dog
    Cock Dr
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    She has just a little extra meat around the middle, so we should see a lot of comments about what a fatso she is.

  30. Kate Upton Exercise Clothes Walking Dog
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’d like to show this dog to Tony Scott’s kids just to let them know you can suffer with dignity

  31. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
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    He still looks straighter than the Jonas Brothers pic earlier in TCWM.

  32. Emmanuelle Chriqui Butt Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Crikey!

  33. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re here for the audition of Vinnie from Jersey Shore, Deuce Bigalow, and one of the brothers from Oasis.

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Animal
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    Wow!!!

  35. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
    Commented on this photo:

    “Los Feliz” means “the happy”.

    Does anybody here look happy to you? Huh? DO THEY?

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure we should be keeping him away from high schools.

  37. Emmanuelle Chriqui Butt Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Gin&Tonic
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    yep, an unspectacular but decent looking female stepping out of a vehicle. must’ve been a slow news day in LA or something

  38. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It must be a helluva thing to be full body double dipped in a vat of henna.

  39. Mayim Bialik Cast
    Commented on this photo:

    Rose McGowan… gorgeous. Gets into a car wreck and it ruins her face.

    Mayim Bialik… hopelesly homely. Gets into a car wreck and it ruins her right hand.

    There is no God.

  40. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
    EricLr
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    She’s probably tired of him telling her how much he loved her in Legend of Zelda.

  41. Bradley Cooper Backwards Hat
    Luopis
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    So cute
    FUCK ME, BRADLEY

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    boring shoot just got a whole lot more interesting all of a sudden

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    ok
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    she has an eyelash on her cheek. my guess is she’ll wish for what every girl wishes for: bigger boobs.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Are you a maid? No? Lemme ask again…ARE YOU A MAID?

  45. Liam Hemsworth Amber Heard Paranoia Set
    Commented on this photo:

    He will soon realize the mistake he made proposing to Miley with Amber around…

  46. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    yikes
    Commented on this photo:

    3 jonas brothers = 1 avg sized penis

  47. Mayim Bialik Cast
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone must have said she looked like Lady Gaga and got punched out.

  48. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage Halter Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    So you need water to come in bottles, Ok. And a bottle is hard to carry so you’re going to need a handle for the bottle. But they’re not cheap so how about a lock that goes through the handle. And then maybe a camera to monitor it. And an app on your phone to view the camera that watches the lock that secures the handle of the bottle that the…. water came in.

  49. Bradley Cooper Backwards Hat
    Gin&Tonic
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    he has the red eyes and intense stare of a dope fiend. Are his pants crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim?

  50. Jennifer Hawkins Lingerie Runway
    BigOkie
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    Being “too fit” makes your boob job look a little odd.

    Also, for anyone who hasn’t googled her yet, she is an Aussie who was Miss Universe 2004.

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