The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.20.13

August 20th, 2013 // 342 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I swear to God is only a little light because Richard Grieco hasn’t had another art show and not at all because Fish and I spent an hour deciding what type of Thermos this penis was going to be. Yep, this is a real job. Shoot for the stars, kids! Anyway, here’s AnnaSophia Robb and the butt she never told us she had, the only photo you’ll ever see with Wilmer Valderrama and a baby where he’s the least molesterish-looking dude there, and Jennifer Garner in what I can only assume is Lindsay Lohan‘s driveway.

Steve Carell‘s there for back-up. You can’t see but he’s got a bottle of gin to toss the opposite direction when they need to split,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    tlmck
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    “Houston. We have a problem…”

  2. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    tlmck
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    “It’s raining men…”

  3. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    tlmck
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    That’s a photo begging to be cropped at the waist and enlarged.

  4. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
    tlmck
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    “Yep. The script says right here you’re supposed to pee into the umbrella.”

  5. Isla Fisher Butt Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    Whatever it is she is doing obviously requires a proper stance.

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
    Pippi Longcocking
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    GOOPy does have nice buttcheeks.

  7. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
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    I love her SO much. I don’t have a CLUE what any of her songs sound like, but she looks like she smells like strawberries.

    I LOVE strawberries!

  8. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
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    Who doesn’t think that bag is full of Ex-Lax?

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    bh
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    Kelly Brook does not exist in the world of mere humans.

  10. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    anonymous
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    I think you all are looking at this wrong.

    This is a man whose daughter will NEVER again FORCE him to take her to a lame ass concert.

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    After mastering tennis, it’s on to the sport of cycling.

  12. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    “Tada !!!!!”

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Lex
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    For a second there I was like, Holy shit Fran Drescher has aged well.

  14. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    You ended a “Crap We Missed” with this? Seriously?

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    If I could clone women, this is where I’d start. Kelly Brook is a classy dame.

  16. Lady Gaga Side Boob
    oldfool
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    If I didn’t know who that was, or the “art work” under those clothes, I would say she’s kinda cute.

  17. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    oldfool
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    Jenny has two daddies.

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    JP
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    Since when was Encino in the 909?

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    Deacon Jones
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    “Go-Go gadget handlebars”

  20. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    Ken
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    Fuck you guys.
    This man has more talent in his toenail clippings than any dozen “pop stars” put together. His smoking doesn’t affect his singing; I just saw him in concert a couple of years ago. And he’s certainly not too robust to reach the piano keys. Magnificently. He’s been entertaining millions of people for over 40 years – he can dress as he pleases and eat a burger (or six) if he feels like it.

  21. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    ‘…yeah, it’ll be 3 grand to move everything. Furniture, white goods – a cinch. What? Fine china? No problem, lady – me and my boys take good care of it all. What’s that? Pia- fuck you lady! I don’t fucking do pianos, got it!?’

  22. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
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    Trap?

  23. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
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    What would Ryan Lochte do? No idea, but what he *should* do is throw himself under a moving train.

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    ‘…so I grabbed that Jonah Hill fuck by the nipples and twisted real hard. Hehehhehe, you wouldn’t believe how much that piggy can squeal.’

  25. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    Times were tough for Vic Mackey after being busted out of the Strike Team.

  26. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
    crb
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    …-yup, and that’s why I can’t have babies! Rad, huh?!

  27. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    She ate the 9 year old girl that was wearing that shoe.

  28. Leilani Dowding Cleavage Cowboy Boots Horseback
    martina
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    I’m sure she knows how to ride

  29. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
    martina
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    Honey, eat a few donuts, put on 20 pounds, jeez …..

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    Those bikes do not get released from their rental slots unless it is a family of German tourists trying to kill all of Manhattan because they think the autobahn is an international hwy, or, a fool who once starts peddling, will eat all of Manhattan.

  31. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    who are the folks in this clan of white trash with a dash of curry powder?

  32. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
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    Actually; it is Ric Ocasek from the 80′s Band Cars

  33. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
    donkeylicks
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    If you look closely it appears as though he is trying to smuggle a bag of peanuts off of the plane.

  34. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Taylor Swift’s daddy went to see a concert of hers in person?

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