The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.20.13

August 20th, 2013 // 342 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I swear to God is only a little light because Richard Grieco hasn’t had another art show and not at all because Fish and I spent an hour deciding what type of Thermos this penis was going to be. Yep, this is a real job. Shoot for the stars, kids! Anyway, here’s AnnaSophia Robb and the butt she never told us she had, the only photo you’ll ever see with Wilmer Valderrama and a baby where he’s the least molesterish-looking dude there, and Jennifer Garner in what I can only assume is Lindsay Lohan‘s driveway.

Steve Carell‘s there for back-up. You can’t see but he’s got a bottle of gin to toss the opposite direction when they need to split,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    “Hey little boy, are there any girls at your pre-school you can hook me up with?”

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    That ass could start wars.

  3. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    Yep, that won’t make you a pedo standing amongst hundreds of teen girls.

  4. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
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    Damn, still nice.

  5. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Damn she got nice.

  6. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    She is young enough to be my kid sister, yet she looks old enough to be my grandmother.

  7. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
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    “WHEN I HEARD APPLE STORE, I SAID PUT THOSE MUTHA FUCKAS IN A PIE!”

  8. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
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    She is hot as hell.

  9. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Abbie Hoffman looks pretty good.
    Wait, who?

  10. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    Penny Marshall looks like shit

  11. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
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    While John is reading the script, Elizabeth secretly applies the strap on for their big love making scene.

  12. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    Joy
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    Same size in my imagination…

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    Kelly Brook’s tits are so giant, they permeate multiple images.

  14. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
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    Red hot? Hey, good idea! *shouts* Honey, let’s go out for hot dogs!

  15. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander Set
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    “Come back here JLo! Don’t you limp away from me! You scratched my bumper when I hit you!”

  16. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
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    When will these morons learn that PETA SUCKS. I was vegetarian for 13+ years and am all for animal rights .. which is exactly why I want nothing whatsoever to do with PETA and their hypocritical fuckery.

  17. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
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    He looks … better.

  18. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    “No, you silly goose, this is outfit not a Lady Gaga reject!”

  19. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    Buy ‘em, hon, buy ‘em. They’ll make people look down.

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    God. Actual. Dammit.

  21. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
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    “How are you today, not Michael Phelps? Right this way, Not Mr. Phelps.”

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
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    It’s fun to pretend. Everyone knows her children simply look skyward and ascend to the stratosphere for travel. Powered by their minds and spotless intestinal tracts.

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    whatever
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    giddy up don’t work on a bicycle, you have to step up and start peddling boy

  24. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    PathosAvenger
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    It’s good the boobs are distracting me from that awful duckface.

  25. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
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    The sexual chemistry between them is palpably non-existent.

  26. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    PathosAvenger
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    I bet she’s breaking up with him because he’s got a tiny guitar.

  27. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    His dad looks like a fat, douchebag version of a dothraki.

  28. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    PathosAvenger
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    Who and who?

  29. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    PathosAvenger
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    Ha ha! Nice Gabby Hoffman impression.

  30. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    I have no idea who any of those other people are, but I’m pretty sure every porno film I’ve ever seen was shot in that room.

  31. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    It’s good to see David Cross stay in character while they work on the next season of Arrested Development.

  32. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
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    From the thumbnail I thought it was Jeremy Renner. Eh, what’s the difference?

  33. Lady Gaga Side Boob
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    Nice try, Debbie Gibson.

  34. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
    Jenn
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    This is just a painful and embarrassing ER visit waiting to happen.
    “I slipped and fell, and the pepper went right up in there, honestly!”
    “Sure, ma’am, whatever you say.” *snicker*

  35. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    Jenn
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    She still looks good, because she doesn’t tan, but she needs to do something about those legs. Self-tanner or hose, I don’t care, they look like my meemaw’s, all veiny and blindingly white. Corpsey old lady is not a good look. Nice boobs though.

  36. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
    Jenn
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    He’s an ass. I hope that umbrella hit him in the cods.

  37. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    Plastic Police
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    Looks like someone has a bad case of ‘ellen chin’….

  38. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    Jenn
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    Y’all know she bought those shiny assed shoes. Bought them, put them on, and wore them out of the stall on her way to go get some deep-fried butter. Wwwwwwwyyyynona!!!

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    what a beautiful pair of curlers

  40. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    wugga wugga wut?
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    If this is what they have to look forward to, it’s a wonder Catholic girls get started at all.

  41. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    wugga wugga wut?
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    Jabba the Judd, out on the town.

  42. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    jewish much?

  43. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    nic cage did it better.

  44. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    …he’s the stranger …to himself …whenever he walks passed a mirror.

  45. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
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    i can never see her again without thinking about her cannes toes.
    google image ‘julianne moore toes’.
    thats all folks.

  46. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    …so, the booty in those other pics was’nt just a good angle, huh? excellent…

  47. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    “Have you brought any fruits or vegetables on the planet?”
    “Two weeks.”

  48. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
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    I’m not saying she’s hot… because I think I have better taste than that.

  49. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    Arzach
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    And now Ladies and Gentleman , my brand new song that my good friend Taylor helped me to write … “Friendzone Blueballs”

  50. Isla Fisher Butt Yoga Pants
    Arzach
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    Practicing Jedi Mind Trick shadow…

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