The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.20.13

August 20th, 2013 // 342 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I swear to God is only a little light because Richard Grieco hasn’t had another art show and not at all because Fish and I spent an hour deciding what type of Thermos this penis was going to be. Yep, this is a real job. Shoot for the stars, kids! Anyway, here’s AnnaSophia Robb and the butt she never told us she had, the only photo you’ll ever see with Wilmer Valderrama and a baby where he’s the least molesterish-looking dude there, and Jennifer Garner in what I can only assume is Lindsay Lohan‘s driveway.

Steve Carell‘s there for back-up. You can’t see but he’s got a bottle of gin to toss the opposite direction when they need to split,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    The Pope
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    World’s heaviest cigarette.

  2. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    I didn’t start the fire, I extinguished my Winston, in the nearby butt bin.

  3. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    broduhjenner
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    fish forgot to mention his daughter was corey feldman

  4. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    The Pope
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    Seeing this picture gave me the same ball-shrivelling reaction that Large Marge did in “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”.

  5. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
    broduhjenner
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    anthony kiedis is gonna be pissed when he sees this

  6. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    That’s a great ass.

  7. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Be sure and tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya! Buahahahahahaha!

  8. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    broduhjenner
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    if he doesn’t lose some weight, it’s gonna be more than the good dying young

  9. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
    broduhjenner
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    cuba gooding jr. is so old now. isn’t it time he changed his name to cuba gooding sr.?

  10. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    alex
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    So um, when did Gaby Hoffman become Sandra Bernhard?

  11. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Is she still choking on that hot dog from Field of Dreams?

  12. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    I can’t see my feet, can someone help me put this thing on?

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Robb7
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    Best ass, EVER! Just don’t make her laugh. Bleats like a billy goat.

  14. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
    bdog821
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    I’d eat it!!

  15. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    Robb7
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    I only come here for the butt action. This one delivers…

  16. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    Trebax
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    That is NOT how we do the Hokey Pokey. Only one limb in at a time!

  17. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
    Trebax
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    Part of me is starting to wonder if maybe Lindsay has just decided to take one for the team and give her sister a fighting chance at a life. I.e., the more crazy Lindsay is, the less likely her screeching, money-grubbing banshee of a mother is to notice she actually has another child.

    • Trek Girl

      She actually has two children other than Lindsay and Ali. It seems Ali and Lindsay take the brunt of the crazy.

  18. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
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    In every photo like this, there’s security chief Michael Garibaldi in the background, saying it all with his eyes.

  19. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    All I can hear in this photo is gargling noises.

  20. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
    EricLR
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    Did I mention that my cutoff jean shorts are made from the finest hand-woven Egyptian cotton? Because they are, YOU FUCKING PEONS!

  21. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    EricLR
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    From full-on retard to full-on hipster in 15 years.

  22. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    crb
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    MOTHER. FU**ING. CRHRIST,
    Chairperson: H.E. Sheika Al Mayassa Bint Hamad Al-Thani !!!

    If that magnificent specimen is not summarily declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site,

    then I do not want to live on this freaking planet anymore.

    http://whc.unesco.org/en/committee/, you better not make me start up mah damn change.org or Kickstarter, so help me jeebus…

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
    crb
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    And this is the place mommy’s head fits in at the end of the movie!

    Ah, good times, good times,…

  24. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    EricLR
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    Her stylist just turns to random pages in a 1957 Sears catalog now.

  25. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Margaret
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    Everyone anywhere LA is batshit nuts. Some for good, some for bad. Who cares?

  26. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
    Sarc Asm
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    For a moment I thought that was Richard Nixon…

  27. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    Margaret
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    Pie-an-Ho-man

  28. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    EricLR
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    So….did you invite any of you kid’s female playmates to the party?

  29. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
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    Gaby Hoffman is everywhere. And thirsty.

  30. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    EricLR
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    Bitch is stealing the limelight away from one of the captains from Deadliest Catch!

  31. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
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    Eewww-ee. What’s up with that?

  32. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    Heywood Jablomie
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    English much?

  33. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    EricLR
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    Bet she won’t forget to do her morning chores before the NEXT concert!

  34. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
    EricLR
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    I bet the Vegan starter kit includes a tampon and a subscription to the Oprah Network.

  35. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    EricLR
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    His gut is….movin’ out…dah dah dah dah dah

  36. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
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    It’s like if Frodo and Lady Galadriel went out.

  37. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    EricLR
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    She should audition for a role on “Girls.” Or, at least, “True Blood.”

  38. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    EricLR
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    Papa Bear is alive, man!

  39. Leilani Dowding Cleavage Cowboy Boots Horseback
    EricLR
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    Lucky bastard’s brother went to the glue factory.

  40. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    yoop
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    Handy Manny needs to start charging Mr. Lopart more to fix his shit

  41. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
    EricLR
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    Can’t they even shut the hell up at a movie PROMOTION?

  42. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    EricLR
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    Sorry about that. We forgot to tell you that Lindsay Lohan is in the movie too…You can just step over her.

  43. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    yoop
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    Good to see Hagrid assimilating in the muggle world.

  44. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander Set
    EricLR
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    Steve Carell, wishing he were back in the VW bus.

  45. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
    EricLR
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    Just a small town girl on a Saturday night. They all KNOW she’s crazy.

  46. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    EricLR
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    SING CRAZY TRAIN!

  47. Lady Gaga Side Boob
    Phoenix
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    Almost there…

  48. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    Phoenix
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    Annoying orange

  49. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
    Helena Handbasket
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    The sight of that creepy old man at the bottom of the stairs must have caused his junk to retreat back up into his abdomen.

  50. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Dr. Ramstein
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    “View Full Size” doesn’t seem to be working…

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