The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.20.13

August 20th, 2013 // 342 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I swear to God is only a little light because Richard Grieco hasn’t had another art show and not at all because Fish and I spent an hour deciding what type of Thermos this penis was going to be. Yep, this is a real job. Shoot for the stars, kids! Anyway, here’s AnnaSophia Robb and the butt she never told us she had, the only photo you’ll ever see with Wilmer Valderrama and a baby where he’s the least molesterish-looking dude there, and Jennifer Garner in what I can only assume is Lindsay Lohan‘s driveway.

Steve Carell‘s there for back-up. You can’t see but he’s got a bottle of gin to toss the opposite direction when they need to split,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    How did my parent’s basement end up in Encino, and why are these douchenozzles having a party in it?

  2. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    She’s giving us the look, inviting us to motorboat her fine rack.

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Those breasts.*drools*

  4. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    “Does this shoe make me look fat?”

  5. Lady Gaga Side Boob
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    A little hot to be wearing that, don’t you think?

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    john
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    would love me some motorboat action on that

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    john
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    the handles are lower you schmuck

  8. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
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    Reverse the scooter and run her over!

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    john
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    she is amazing, would never leave my bedroom

  10. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    john
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    went from the piano man to the ate-too-much-pizza man

  11. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    So that’s what happened to all the Fly Girls’ costumes from In Living Color.

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    Impromptu Macarena?

  13. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    john
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    still fuckable

  14. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    donkeylicks
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    Wait this can’t be right, the God Emperor of Dune was a man.

  15. Lady Gaga Side Boob
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    Sometimes you just got to let your small titties breathe.

  16. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    Magic Market Week in Vegas? So for her magic trick, she’s going to make the buffet at Ceasar’s Palace disappear?

  17. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    At least he can’t get lost in the crowd.

  18. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
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    That’s not Ed Sheeran. That’s Brayden Cole from A Critical Hit Productions on YouTube.

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Can we just start formally referring to her as “Kelly Brook’s Breasts”…bc, let’s be honest.

  20. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
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    Next photo: When one of the hot peppers get shoved up her twat, a PETA porn.

  21. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    He’s just waiting on “Captain Jack.”

  22. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
    Cock Dr
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    This is one of their better promotional photos.

  23. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    There is NO “Afternoon Delight” in this photo.

  24. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    Well if working too hard gives you a heat attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, what does latkes, booze and chain smoking get you?

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    I would be in that ass 24/7. Gonna have to use the jaws of life to get me out of there.

  26. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
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    He’s about to do his demonstration of two in the pinky, one in the stinky.

  27. Leilani Dowding Cleavage Cowboy Boots Horseback
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    She needs to make like Lady Chatterley

  28. Lady Gaga Side Boob
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Since announcing her latest album she has been seen in various states of…undress, shall we say. Man, I can’t wait for the Greatest Hits package!

  29. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I hired Wilmer to host my BBQ this Saturday. I negotiated him down to a $5 appearance fee and a burger.

  30. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    He’s got balls to wear that in public. Kudos.

  31. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
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    “Look I dyed it!”

  32. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Auditioning for her role as Madonna, the early years.

  33. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    rican
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    Personally, I think Axl Rose looks better with the handlebars mustache.

  34. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What’s the color before white?

  35. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    All this picture needs is a couple of empty tall boys of Miller High Life.

  36. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The moment John looked through the script and saw his character’s name was “Extra #3″.

  37. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Blake’s married now… leave her alone Jen.

  38. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
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    You know what else is red hot? A jalapeno pepper in your twat.

  39. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
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    I’m sick of this movie already.

  40. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No, Ms. Judd… you’re promoting a sneaker line, not a storage place for your morning jelly beans.

  41. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    That’s what Kim Kardashian looks like to me.

  42. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    No one who dresses like that has had sex or a daughter.

  43. Leilani Dowding Cleavage Cowboy Boots Horseback
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    I’m thinking you should’ve gone with the Lady Godiva look, Leilani.

  44. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
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    Hello, Pinhead.

  45. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
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    Sealab 20IQ

  46. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
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    God damn she’s sexy. Isn’t she in her 50s? What the fuck is wrong with stars of today if she can look like this in her 50s?

    • Trek Girl

      She’s the exception, not the rule.

      • …nah, actually, there’s a lot of ‘em out there these days …just google “sexy over 50″

      • Trek Girl

        I know there are a lot of them, which I am very happy about, but to suggest there is something wrong with today’s stars because she looks like that is absurd.
        For every Julianne Moore, there are two or more haggard 50 something ladies that used to get work in Hollywood that we don’t see anymore, or we do see them and they get made fun of.
        The stars of today are doing what stars of yesterday did, we just get to see it on a day-to-day basis now.

        My point still stands: she is the exception, not the rule.

  47. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
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    Your eyes are supposed to be where that brunette’s are right now, John?

  48. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    The Pope
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    It’s Calvin Klein’s dream come true.

  49. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    The Pope
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    The creepy thing is that he didn’t even bring his daughter with him to the concert.

  50. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    broduhjenner
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    thank god that isn’t a girl

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