The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.20.13

August 20th, 2013 // 342 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I swear to God is only a little light because Richard Grieco hasn’t had another art show and not at all because Fish and I spent an hour deciding what type of Thermos this penis was going to be. Yep, this is a real job. Shoot for the stars, kids! Anyway, here’s AnnaSophia Robb and the butt she never told us she had, the only photo you’ll ever see with Wilmer Valderrama and a baby where he’s the least molesterish-looking dude there, and Jennifer Garner in what I can only assume is Lindsay Lohan‘s driveway.

Steve Carell‘s there for back-up. You can’t see but he’s got a bottle of gin to toss the opposite direction when they need to split,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    Commented on this photo:

    Her outfit says: “I’m available, but you probably can’t afford me.”
    His outfit says: “I masturbate a lot.”

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
    Commented on this photo:

    ” A helmet for her? ….No…you said you’d be driving on dirt roads. Dirt is natural so it can’t hurt her, even if she smacks her head off it.”

  3. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    Give the guy a break…can you think of any other way to be a middle aged man at a Taylor Swift concert and NOT end up on pedophile watch lists?

  4. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    He Didn’t Light His Cigarette

  5. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to party with this guy

  6. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then we said to Oprah, ‘show us the money!’ because that never gets old.”

  7. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Karen
    Commented on this photo:

    And here on the right you see the apex of butt envy. The sadness in this woman’s eyes evokes memories of that Sarah Mclachlan commercial we all try to avoid.

  9. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    He wants to be in a reality show and he thinks producers are at the concert looking for the most fucked-up jackass in the place.

  10. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s done with Uptown Girls…now he just wants a Poolhall Skank.

  11. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not a vegan, but I’d be happy to lie to this girl for sex.

  12. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    - Billy, can’t smoke here! It’s a fire hazard!
    - It’s OK. If anything happens I’m covered. My attorney advised me to write a song about it as an alibi. It works every time.

  13. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Jewish women are scary

  14. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “‘Twas the biggest thing I’ve ever had in me bum, lads! I’m seeing him again tonight.”

  15. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    One down, one to go.

  16. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I ran into Craig Robinson in Boston this weekend.

  17. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea who that person is, but she looks almost old enough for me to fuck.

  18. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Leo’s performance art project “Man doing a titty twister on a supermodel” was undermined when commuters started using his crotch to park their bikes.

  19. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Melissa McCarthy should pay Wynonna Judd to stand next to her.

  20. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “let me check the script…hmm…blah blah blah, garter pulled up to expose vulva…blah blah…yep, turns out I’m supposed to find this sexy after all”

  21. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn it! Somebody reset him. He went full retard again.

  22. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s about the size of a combos, yup.

  23. Lady Gaga Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    Lady Gaga needs to thank the lead singer of Berlin for letting her borrow that outfit.

  24. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, oh, I hate you I hate you I hate you leave me alone! – yet, I find you strangely attractive.

    Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!

    Oh, oh, leave me alone!

    No, kiss me!

    Oh, oh, no, yes, no, NO, yes, ah, ah, ah ahhhhh… oh, your helmet is so big…

  25. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t Carrie Fisher supposed to be at the end of a leash in this photo?

  26. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what you say anymore, this is my life.

  27. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
    Commented on this photo:

    If that scooter does not run on thrice distilled angel tears, the nanny is getting her ass kicked.

  28. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny, I always find it too hot on my flights.

  29. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    Leo’s not quite mastered riding a bike.

  30. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor, and she’s eating celery like never has before.

  31. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s mentally composing another break up song.

  32. Leilani Dowding Cleavage Cowboy Boots Horseback
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to be her horse. As in wrap her legs around me and ride me as long as she wants.

  33. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Kid looks doubtful.

  34. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    Reporter: “What was your reaction the first time Mr. Gooding told you he had received an Academy Award?”

  35. Lady Gaga Side Boob
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Vast improvement from recent messy photos.

  36. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan wishes she looked like her NOW.

  37. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they let him into the arena?

  38. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Could she get the waistband of those shorts pulled up ANY higher?

  39. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    … and the rumors that John Cusack is gay have started.

  40. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly she was not the Afternoon Delight.

  41. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now you put the brick on the accelerator, I’ll disengage the kickstand, and soon we’ll be rich from the insurance money!”

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    Leonardo, still trapped in his Inception character “rides a bike.”

  43. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m a little bit country…”
    “I’m a little bit total douchebag.”

  44. Lady Gaga Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    “How ’bout that side boob? Huh? That turn you on? Well, it shouldn’t, because that’s my side boob. Good night, everybody.”

  45. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you don’t know that it’s my daughter’s 13th birthday, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.”

  46. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan’s put on some weight in rehab.

  47. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    The baby is their designated driver.

  48. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    Ladypants
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like Dave Mustaine in drag.

  49. Robert Pattinson Laughing Maps To The Stars Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Finally! Nothing but men! I’m FINALLY where I want to be!!!”

  50. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got legs…she knows how to bruise them.

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