The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.20.13

August 20th, 2013 // 342 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I swear to God is only a little light because Richard Grieco hasn’t had another art show and not at all because Fish and I spent an hour deciding what type of Thermos this penis was going to be. Yep, this is a real job. Shoot for the stars, kids! Anyway, here’s AnnaSophia Robb and the butt she never told us she had, the only photo you’ll ever see with Wilmer Valderrama and a baby where he’s the least molesterish-looking dude there, and Jennifer Garner in what I can only assume is Lindsay Lohan‘s driveway.

Steve Carell‘s there for back-up. You can’t see but he’s got a bottle of gin to toss the opposite direction when they need to split,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Batu Khan
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    Those breasts should be exhibited in the Smithsonian for being significant to the betterment of mankind.

  2. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    farrellthib
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    howard stern should always wear his shades

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    Oh Arnie.

  4. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
    Mike
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    The Sun. Look into it Julianne.

  5. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    Black is slimming on thin people.

  6. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    brick
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    He’s got t-rex arms!

  7. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    No one in this picture should be entrusted with a child.

  8. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Mr. Bean in pretty.

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    anonymous
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    Now that people know Leo’s ridden it, I’m pretty sure bike #02133 will disappear from CityBike locatiions.

  10. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
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    Ryan Lochte in a blue dress? Is there anything that guy won’t do?

  11. Elizabeth Banks Garder Belt Wedding Dress John Cusack Love And Mercy Set
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    Dear John.

    I’m a lot older now but I still want my two dollars.

    You know.

  12. Ryan Lochte Wetsuit Combos Epic Pizza Delivery
    Kel
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    Just moments before he was standing naked in front of a full length mirror, tucked it between his legs, and said out loud.. “it looks like I have a girls pee pee.”

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    When you’ve plowed through the entire VS catalog, you have to get creative with your next sexual escapade…

  14. Ali Lohan Legs Short Shorts
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    I see Anne Hathaway goes by the name Ali Lohan so no one will pay attention.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    If that lady in the back ground doesn’t have a “Bitch stole my ass” face, I don’t know what’s right anymore…

  16. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    Wynona the Judd.

  17. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    anonymous
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    Fez is hosting birthday parties for one year-olds? LOL

  18. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    Look sir. It’s Dockers, a polo, and a pair of New Balance. You’ll still embarrass your kid by being in the same county as she, but that way you wearing “Exhibit 12″ from her emancipation hearing.

  19. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
    Batu Khan
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    Children, I love scooters. A more civilized way of traveling. They also remind me of highly refined Italy where I go every summer. There everybody’s on scooters going ‘Ciaooo!’ Just, you know, I do it much better.

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    The Brown Streak
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    Am I the only one looking at the tampon dispensers in her hair?

  21. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    Karen
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    “Such an unusual name, ‘Latrine.’ How did your family come by it?”

  22. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
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    Hubba hubba!

  23. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Tiggles
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    “Daaaad, for the 100th time, I don’t like Taylor Swift!!”
    “You do to like her! She’s the most precious thing in the world and you love her. She’s like the daughter you wanted but never got, and sexier too.”

  24. Billy Joel Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    I guess truck drivers have been dressing like millionaires this whole time. I had no idea.

  25. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    What’s a Gaby Hoffmann?

  26. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    Butt Plugger
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    Yup, she squats

  27. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
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    I’ve seen Boogie Nights. And those are new.

  28. Cuba Gooding Jr Lee Daniels The Butler Promotion Apple Store
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    At the rate his career is going, Cuba Gooding Jr. should consider getting a job as a butler. It has to be more dignified than being in a sequel to ‘Snow Dogs’.

  29. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
    Smapdi
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    You know, there are a variety of animals that eat red peppers, who now won’t get to eat them because they were wastefully used for a photo shoot! Their hunger and even death is on your hands, PETA!

  30. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
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    Give it up dude, you’re not getting laid.

  31. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
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    If it’s so damn great being vegan, why do they have to constantly bombard people with sexist ads to get them to convert?

  32. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    Batu Khan
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    ‘Good, Good.’ Said an agent looking for the next breakout porn star with daddy issues.

  33. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
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    The musician doesn’t ALWAYS get the girl. Especially the ones in cargo shorts.

  34. Father Wearing Spandex Unitard To Take Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    The guy must have lost one hell of a bet.

  35. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander Set
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    Somebody should have warned Steve Carell that once you appear in a movie with animals as your co stars, your career is doomed. In his defense, though, the premise of a wise cracking loud mouthed horse that can drive a car probably seemed really funny when he read the script.

  36. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    This picture is a lot funnier if you imagine the “vroom…vrooooom” noise.

  38. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
    stinkfinger
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    If they didn’t want me to eat it, why did they put sprinkles on it?

  39. Former Miss World Rosanna Davison Naked PETA Ad
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    She looks like she could use a steak.

  40. Lady Gaga Side Boob
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    It’s kind of funny that history will be able to look back and pinpoint the EXACT day Lady Gaga ran out of ideas for wild and crazy outfits…it was the day she decided to just pull her tits out.

    • Not until she figures out how to make tits pretentious.

    • crb

      Or get so stretched-out, she can just yank out her vagina and wear it as a rain-jacket.

      Even that doesn’t qualify as avant-garde enough for this ho.

      There would have to be some kind of non-vegan, GMO chimichurri involved for it to be avant-garde again.

  41. Leilani Dowding Cleavage Cowboy Boots Horseback
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    No clue who she is. I would have sex with her.

  42. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Daisy Dukes Daughter Apple Scooter
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    Now’s your chance to make a break for it, kid. Slam on the gas, find a new town, a new mom and a new fucking first name that isn’t Apple.

  43. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
    catapostrophe
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    How ironic–he’s pretending to ride a bike.

  44. Steve Carell Jennifer Garner Alexander Set
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    “BEN!! Get away from the Lohan!!!”

  45. Leonardo DiCaprio Riding Citi Bike
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    No wonder this guy has had every supermodel his tongue can cope with. The dude just oozes sex.

  46. Lady Gaga Side Boob
    catapostrophe
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    Where’s Flash Gordon when we need him?

  47. Wynonna Judd Double Chin Magic Market Week
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    Always end it with a winner. We have a winner.

  48. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
    Frank Burns
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    Baby wonders why Gerard Butler is puffy and shirtless, but also quietly hopes for a “This is BIRTHDAY!” later on.

  49. Wilmer Valderrama Hosting Tiffany Thornton One Year Old Son Birthday Party
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    I wonder if Thug Life regrets that giant “Coinstar” tattoo

  50. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Shorts Ed Sheeran
    catapostrophe
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    Is she really pretending to go out with him?

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