The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.19.14

August 19th, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring this Mike Brown rally pic that I’m sure you guys are going to load up with positive affirmation after positive affirmation. There is simply no way this photo will result in a diatribe on race relations ending in a Chicago crime statistic that holds no applicable comparison the incident being discussed. I will be totally shocked if Fish hauls me into his office, takes away my mouse and badge, and lectures me on how the commissioner is going to be up his ass on this one. It simply won’t happen.

*clicks ‘Publish,’ watches fire, beautiful dancing fire…can’t…pull…eyes…away…*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Hailey Baldwin Butt Tight Jeans Instagram
    Hmm
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    Is there any reason the one of the left could not have just been cropped out of this otherwise awesome photo?

  2. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
    Hmm
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    “For the last fucking time, I am not Tobey Maguire”

  3. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
    Bryan
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    Photoboy’s smuggy whineposts are even lamer than Fish’s, truth be told. I guess he gets a sticker for trying.

  4. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    Hmm
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    This chick is going to be a fucking mess.

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
    anonymous
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    Looks like she took a well deserved vacation without the new husband and baby from all those vacations she’s taken without the husband and baby.

  6. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
    Hmm
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    Spain is basically bankrupt, like for real bankrupt, if you think she is getting paid a tenth of the money they claim he is making you might not be too bright.

  7. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Ass Baggy Pants Sandals Dumb Hat
    Hmm
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    Permanent mom ass has set in.

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Nipples Bikini
    Hmm
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    Hank Baskett approves.

  9. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    anonymous
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    He just spent the weekend with Selena Gomez…..so all this time….that’s why he walks like that.

  10. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Ass Baggy Pants Sandals Dumb Hat
    George P Burdell
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    Holy shit! A Kardashian who knows where her baby is!!! Alert the media! O, I see they are already there. Never mind.

  11. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Melissa
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    She’s like a poor man’s Gwen Stefani

  12. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    Who?

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
    Juano
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    She looks like she’s about to cut the cheese….a very smelly, nasty cheese.

    Probably waiting for the pool boy to come by and pull her finger.

    Ha!

  14. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    …go back to your taylor momsen mp3′s youngster, this is grown folk shit, you would’nt understand.

  15. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
    j/k
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    She’s always had a big ass. It made me watch AI a few times. These pants make it look broad and flat because they’re too tight..

  16. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
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    …this fucker is indestructible.

  17. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    j/k
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    Boko Harem, would you like to come to the US?

  18. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
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    The iPod in the background has more talent.

  19. Kris Humphries Mouth Full Of Foot Bone Thugs N Harmony Hat
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    “i wanna go poop.”

  20. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Holding Baseball Greeting Fans
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    …nuthin’ but respect.

  21. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Swearin
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    Sia is gonna cut a bitch for this

  22. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    …fuck all ya’ll …if i’d's known she had all THIS goin’ on i might’a been a fan sooner!!! DAMN!!! (that ass aint flat, it’s a straight on angle, check the shadows at the bottom, there’s big time curve there…it’s just science)

  23. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
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    ” None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with *ME*! “

  24. Kris Humphries Mouth Full Of Foot Bone Thugs N Harmony Hat
    Swearin
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    He was in the lobby of the building where I work literally minutes before or after this was taken

  25. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
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    One grenade…..

  26. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Holding Baseball Greeting Fans
    Swearin
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    “Baseball is so wierd! You take a wooden stick and swing at a ball, trying to knock it across a field; we don’t have anything like that in England.”

  27. The Game Grabbing Son Harlems Face
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    Now I’ve heard enough. First it was Dakota (Fanning), then Brooklyn (Beckham), now Harlem (Game?)???? Ten to one these parents can’t even find said locations on a map!!!

  28. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    Still looks amazing

  29. Drake Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Spandex Pants Anaconda Video Still Instagram
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    “No, please don’t! I like men”

  30. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
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    So relieved she finally got a paying job. Poor girl was suffering for awhile there

  31. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Glaring At Brett Ratner Hercules Press Conference Mexico City
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    That lion clearly hates Brett Ratner

  32. The Game Grabbing Son Harlems Face
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    Where’s his son Brooklyn?

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    That ass sure needs some rest for undeserved overexposure…

  34. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
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    “Drug and alcohol free for three hole minutes. Yess!!!”

  35. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
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    He’s activating douche powers…

  36. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
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    “ah, perfect day to do drugs…”

  37. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    I wanna make out with that ass…

  38. Kris Humphries Mouth Full Of Foot Bone Thugs N Harmony Hat
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    This guy is unbelievably gross.

  39. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
    journalschism
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    Pallor of crack whore, wallet of a Kardashian.

  40. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    Dis how crack look!

  41. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
    journalschism
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    “What? Think I won’t take that camera from you? Think I’m pussy because I’m gay?!?”
    “You’re gay?”
    “Shit.”

  42. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
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    MFK: Gary Busey, Mickey Rourke, or Nick Nolte. Go.

  43. Kris Humphries Mouth Full Of Foot Bone Thugs N Harmony Hat
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    No. I mean, the whole world knows who your ex-wife is, right? So, no.

  44. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Rihanna needs to get out more, she’s looking a little pale these days.

  45. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Prince Premiere
    journalschism
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    Leaning “not worth it” on the CEO “Pussy vs. Out-Of-Court Settlement” scale.

  46. Luci Ford Bikini Instagram
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    She has nice boobies.

  47. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    Hmmmmm… Cherry Bomb.

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Someone needs to name her on that Ice challenge thing…
    I’m pretty certain she won’t disappoint.

  49. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Twink

  50. Hailey Baldwin Butt Tight Jeans Instagram
    wayners
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    Wow, she’s hot enough that see didn’t have to drag along the sad friend to look even hotter. Has this girl no sense of decency??

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