The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.19.14

August 19th, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring this Mike Brown rally pic that I’m sure you guys are going to load up with positive affirmation after positive affirmation. There is simply no way this photo will result in a diatribe on race relations ending in a Chicago crime statistic that holds no applicable comparison the incident being discussed. I will be totally shocked if Fish hauls me into his office, takes away my mouse and badge, and lectures me on how the commissioner is going to be up his ass on this one. It simply won’t happen.

*clicks ‘Publish,’ watches fire, beautiful dancing fire…can’t…pull…eyes…away…*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
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    Smile and turn the knob thingies, smile and turn the knob thingies … look at the camera, smile and .. oops… um, yeah, knob thingies …

  2. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    JW
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    Waiting for the short bus…

  3. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    GLT
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    When does he get to wear big boy pants?

  4. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Prince Premiere
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    This just reaffirms my theory that boobs cause 350 degree blind spots.

  5. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    If that’s not a “bitch, please!” look on that Asian lady’s face, I don’t know what is.

  6. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
    Dmitri
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    Where’s a low yield nuclear weapon when you could really use one?

  7. The Game Grabbing Son Harlems Face
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    Popping a zit in public is some good old fashioned father/son bonding.

  8. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Marketing Mike
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    Looks like Melanie Griffith 25 years ago.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    Judging from the size of the ass, we know that’s not Kim Kardashian.

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    MOOOOOOOOO……….
    : )

  11. Hayden Christensen Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    Fuck bringing balance to the Force, bring balance to your wardrobe, asshole.

  12. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    I’d get in dat ass just out of respect for who she is.

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Fuck Kate Upton, this is all the cleavage I want to see.

  14. Hayden Christensen Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
    Marketing Mike
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    Isn’t this is the shithead who ruined Rachel Bilson’s body?

  15. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
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    He’s way too stupid for words. Next!

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    My favorite line from Tootsie was when the director asked for the camera to be moved back to make Dustin Hoffman’s character look better. “How do you feel about Cleveland?.

  17. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
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    Bukkake videos are tougher to shoot than they appear to be.

  18. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
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    When did Helen Hunt join KISS?

  19. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
    Marketing Mike
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    Truly a Classic Rock Act, very nice…
    At 56, she’s still very hot and tasty.
    It would be an honor to hit that…

  20. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
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    Threesome?

  21. Luci Ford Bikini Instagram
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    Hell yes!

  22. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    Is she related to the Kardashians?

  23. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    Marketing Mike
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    The pink shoes say it all.

  24. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
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    “Are you guys going to double team me or not?”

  25. Dakota Fanning No Bra Sheer Dress
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    I hope she’s not going full Amanda Bynes on us.

  26. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
    Marketing Mike
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    At least he isn’t wearing pink shoes.

  27. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
    LupusYonderboy
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    Hey look. There goes my career.

  28. Hailey Baldwin Butt Tight Jeans Instagram
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    The one on the left needs to face the other direction. Permanently.

  29. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    I think the one she’s carrying is going to end up either in Hogwarts or on Broadway.

  30. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Glaring At Brett Ratner Hercules Press Conference Mexico City
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich…

  31. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
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    Ok, so who here needs me to go back over how to pronounce the word “ASK” ?

  32. Hailey Baldwin Butt Tight Jeans Instagram
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    Hailey, welcome to my spank bank.

  33. Rita Ora Cleavage
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    Aluminum foil is so versatile.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    Wow, a Kardashian laying around doing nothing. How unusual.

  35. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
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    The dog expression is the same as mine.

  36. Hayden Christensen Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    Even Jake Lloyd hates you, dude.

  37. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    And that’s how ya turn skinny jeans into fat jeans…

  38. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    sitsdeep
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    And I thought he could not possibly be more ridiculous.

  39. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    It’s not easy being the fugly one…

  40. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    “Busey On A Trampoline” That script just writes itself.

  41. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Train wreck in the making.

  42. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
    Rivka
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    There’s nothing wrong with protesting social injustice.

    But there is something wrong with leaping to conclusions.

  43. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    Those shoes are working hard to cancel out any street cred the tats might have bought him.

  44. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Midriff DBA Nightclub
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    Hell yes.

  45. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    Spleen
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    Fuckwit

  46. Dakota Fanning No Bra Sheer Dress
    JungleRed
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    I not sure where she starts and Chloe Sevigny ends.

  47. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Ass Baggy Pants Sandals Dumb Hat
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    Is it Hammer Time again?

  48. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
    Spleen
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    Shouldn’t performing be in quotes?

  49. Drake Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Spandex Pants Anaconda Video Still Instagram
    JungleRed
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    Somewhere a blood vessel just popped inside Amanda Bynes head.

  50. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
    GwynethPaltrowsSenseofEntitlement
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    Awwhh, I want to see the Trancers-era version in a bikini, not this one.

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