The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.19.14

August 19th, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring this Mike Brown rally pic that I’m sure you guys are going to load up with positive affirmation after positive affirmation. There is simply no way this photo will result in a diatribe on race relations ending in a Chicago crime statistic that holds no applicable comparison the incident being discussed. I will be totally shocked if Fish hauls me into his office, takes away my mouse and badge, and lectures me on how the commissioner is going to be up his ass on this one. It simply won’t happen.

*clicks ‘Publish,’ watches fire, beautiful dancing fire…can’t…pull…eyes…away…*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Hayden Christensen Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    Fuck you!

    I saw what you did to her.

  2. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    “You boys know where mommy can score some quick meth?”

  3. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
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    Scoliosis is a mother fucker.

  4. Hayden Christensen Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    “Got my smoothie. Now where’s my fucking career?”

  5. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    By lesbo standards, she’s a 9.

  6. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
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    I wish Chris was named Mike.

  7. Hailey Baldwin Butt Tight Jeans Instagram
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    Jesus made that ass for tappin!

  8. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
    Cock Dr
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    I’m sure that now the healing will begin.

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    The think I like about this girl is that she’s not confused about why she’s famous.

  10. Kris Humphries Mouth Full Of Foot Bone Thugs N Harmony Hat
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    Stay in shape, son. My Wizards will need you this season.

  11. Luci Ford Bikini Instagram
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    I only like two things about this photo: the left one and the right one.

  12. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    I’d say her ex-husband got out at the right time.

  13. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    HER: “If I take this bra off will you keep silent while my people crush Gaza?”

    ME: “Maaaybe.”

  14. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Prince Premiere
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    I appreciate the thought.

  15. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
    dmb
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    Denial is not just a river in Egypt…

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Nipples Bikini
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    Damn, nothing but goodness there

  17. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
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    Yup. Saying it all with his shoes. Yup. Totally straight.

  18. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
    Cock Dr
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    We should all feel better with her on the other side of the ocean. Less cooties that way.

  19. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Glaring At Brett Ratner Hercules Press Conference Mexico City
    Short Round
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    - Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There is shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. Shrimp soup, stew, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger. Wait. What was the question?
    - Are you and Olivia Munn still dating?

  20. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
    dbag
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    Tracklist:

    Paris Hilton -Good Time [Explicit]
    Paris Hilton -Nothing in This World
    Paris Hilton -Stars Are Blind
    Paris Hilton -Turn It Up
    Paris Hilton -Jealousy
    Paris Hilton -Do Ya Think I’m Sexy
    Paris Hilton -Screwed
    Paris Hilton -Heartbeat
    Paris Hilton -Turn You On
    Paris Hilton -I Want You
    Paris Hilton -Not Leaving Without You
    Paris Hilton -Fightin’ Over Me

  21. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    I’m not sure if the little boy is high as a kite, or just a tiny, hydrocephalic Patton Oswalt.

  22. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
    dbag
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    Do we really want pretend that this is a law-abiding, peace-loving group with absolutely no tendancy toward violence?

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    I figure about ten minutes until the turkey timer pops up.

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Nipples Bikini
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    Defibrillator to Zaloog’s house, stat!

  25. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
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    He won’t be smiling once he finds out his roommates are Mickey Rourke, Charlie Sheen, and Nick Nolte.

  26. Hayden Christensen Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
    cajunhawk
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    Is someone taking pointers from Shia Lebouef?

  27. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    cajunhawk
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    Brandon Tina…

  28. Drake Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Spandex Pants Anaconda Video Still Instagram
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    Why does he look like he’s recoiling in horror from Nicki touching his junk? If it was me, I’d have a boner that would blot out the sun.

  29. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
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    “Come on, Joe. Gang bang. You in?”

  30. Drake Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Spandex Pants Anaconda Video Still Instagram
    RichPort
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    “If I close my eyes real tight, I can pretend it’s Lil Wayne…”

  31. Dakota Fanning No Bra Sheer Dress
    cajunhawk
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    Listen sweetheart…the shower is your friend.

  32. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    dbag
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    Looks like a minature inflatable advertising man

  33. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
    cajunhawk
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    To Dog…”You think Sharknado could really happen?”

    Dog…”Ask Ian Zerhing.”

  34. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
    cajunhawk
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    That is the same switch she was fiddling with from the last picture. Fucking hell.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    that is not how you roast a ham.

  36. Drake Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Spandex Pants Anaconda Video Still Instagram
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    ‘Anaconda’… It’s just so clever and subtle. I almost didn’t get it. Modern genius.

  37. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    She looks like she’s shitting on a guitar…did I say ‘looks’? I means ‘sounds’.

  38. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
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    Much like everybody else, he was angered to find that there were no celebrities on the show!

  39. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Glaring At Brett Ratner Hercules Press Conference Mexico City
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    I went to the Drive-In for the first time in my life on Sunday. Saw Hercules and TMNT. Michael Bay and Dwayne Johnson both owe me a fucking apology.

  40. The Game Grabbing Son Harlems Face
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    This looks like something gross I’m glad I’ll never be a part of.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    Where’s O.J. when you need him?

  42. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    Holy shit! What happened?

  43. Hailey Baldwin Butt Tight Jeans Instagram
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    Fuck me what is that thing on the left?

  44. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
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    I don’t even know where to start, so instead I’m just going to click to the next photo.

  45. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    Brooke is obviously high as fuck. The kid she’s holding up caught a sweet contact high.

  46. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
    Bargoyle
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    Are you there God? Its me, Christian.

  47. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Why the need for photoshop on her right side? Totally ruins it.

  48. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
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    The original triple H.

  49. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Nipples Bikini
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    Don’t worry Honey its still there like the moon.

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