The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.19.14

August 19th, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring this Mike Brown rally pic that I’m sure you guys are going to load up with positive affirmation after positive affirmation. There is simply no way this photo will result in a diatribe on race relations ending in a Chicago crime statistic that holds no applicable comparison the incident being discussed. I will be totally shocked if Fish hauls me into his office, takes away my mouse and badge, and lectures me on how the commissioner is going to be up his ass on this one. It simply won’t happen.

*clicks ‘Publish,’ watches fire, beautiful dancing fire…can’t…pull…eyes…away…*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Gary Busey Crazy Face Celebrity Big Brother House
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    Holy fuck, is Gary Busey on Celeb Big Brother?? It might actually be worth watching this time.

  2. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
    dbag
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    Correction: Just shoot Brown. No questions need to be asked.

    • wait!!! I am not alone? You’ve solved my existential quandary. Fuck, I owe you? Will you settle for a major dicking? I HOPE SO!

  3. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
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    Hey, maybe she is a talented DJ.

  4. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
    cletus
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    Still would.

    • Helena Handbasket

      It’s not really a question of whether you’d still fuck her or not. It’s more about how much pleasure you could endure until you cry “uncle.”

  5. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    cletus
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    His hands aren’t raised!!! SHOOT HIM!!!!!

  6. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Ass Baggy Pants Sandals Dumb Hat
    Domingo
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    Face it , You’re just a dumpy mom now

  7. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
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    I know when I think of anti violence, I think of Chris Brown.

  8. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
    cletus
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    Wait… if she’s performing, shouldn’t there be a video camera and an exposed penis?

  9. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
    Short Round
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    Let’s see Ace Ventura play the guitar with his ass!

  10. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
    brick
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    Slater: “It’s actually the souls of the trees that we see in the winter.”
    Dog: “yawn”

  11. Drake Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Spandex Pants Anaconda Video Still Instagram
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    “Yo Justin, is this how he likes it?”

  12. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    She looks awesome.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
    dbag
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    Lena Dunham could take a decent photo from that angle.

  14. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
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    I say we start a professional exchange program between the Beverly Hills PD and Ferguson PD.

  15. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Glaring At Brett Ratner Hercules Press Conference Mexico City
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    The Rock can smell what he’s cooking. It’s shrimp.

  16. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Instagram
    dbag
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    Overexposed personified.

  17. Paris Hilton Derpface DJ
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    $341,000, $342,000, $343,000 . . ..

  18. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    “Mom! The light! Reminds me of the basement! Make it stop!”

  19. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    Good lord, this is the funniest fucking photo.

  20. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Ass Baggy Pants Sandals Dumb Hat
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    Does MC Hammer know she stole his pants?

  21. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    dbag
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    Long underwear in the middle of summer? Cool bro.

  22. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Nipples Bikini
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    And now, Photo Boy presents:

    The Final Five: A Lesson in Cock Tucking.

  23. Hailey Baldwin Butt Tight Jeans Instagram
    Ed
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    I dig this girl. Just give her four or five years. Let that pink palace expand, and she’ll be good to go.

  24. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    Those are Hilary Duff’s pants, but that ain’t Duff’s ass.

  25. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    Why is he up so far in the air? Because she always carries her children high.

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    Thanksgiving turkey in August? Sure!

  27. Justin Bieber PInk Shoes Drop Crotch Pants White Tights
    Short Round
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    This is the same pose and walk he used every day in high school before he had money for bodyguards.

  28. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Holding Baseball Greeting Fans
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    “Why does everyone want me to sign balls? It’s not like they think I’m gay. HEY! Waitaminnit!”

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    And this is how I lift my leg for the videos.

  30. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
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    West Hollywood. Always.

  31. Kris Humphries Mouth Full Of Foot Bone Thugs N Harmony Hat
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    More like 86′d, right?

  32. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Glaring At Brett Ratner Hercules Press Conference Mexico City
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    The Rock was okay with the press conference until Brett Ratner started talking about the all you can eat shrimp buffet at his hotel.

  33. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Your basic pleasure model.

  34. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts Vancouver
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    She looks like Madonna’s soul reaper.

  35. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
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    “Please God, just one more TV show or movie role. Amen.”

  36. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    Thats some crazy shit right there.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
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    Please don’t tell me the kid is sleeping in that basket..

  38. Katharine McPhee Butt Tigth Jeans Making Out With Elyes Gabel Scorpion Set
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    This makes me sad, not because she’s kissing some undeserving idiot, but because what happened to her ass?

  39. Joe Jonas In Dark Alley With Dudes
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    Just bros, being bros.

  40. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Nipples Bikini
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    You can’t untie it for the photographer if it doesn’t have strings.

  41. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    Sweety, there’s a cream for that itch. I’m sure your family members are all well stocked.

  42. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Midriff DBA Nightclub
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    Dayummmm

  43. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
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    On her way back from the Beach Blanket Bukakki Festival in Santa Monica.

  44. Rita Ora Cleavage
    dbag
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    Millia Jovovich did it better

  45. Christian Slater Staring Into The Sky Walking Dog
    Short Round
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    C’mon! A piano, iron beam, Rush Limbaugh falling out of a window. Anything as long as it’s quick and painless. We both know my career is over!

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Thong Instagram
    Gio
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    Don’t get too close or you’ll see the water buffalo ass.

  47. Bow Wow Chris Brown Nelly Wale Stand Up Dont Shoot Picture For Mike Brown Occidental College
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    Chris Brown is familiar with this pose, I’m sure.

    And hey- Nelly is still alive. Cool!

  48. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When you’ve already fucked up your face by age 17, there’s nowhere to go but down (which is also the name of Kim’s upcoming autobiography).

  49. Brooke Mueller Crazy Face Draggins Sons Bob And Max Through LAX
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    Hurry KIDS!

    I think I see a crack dealer!

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Thong Nipples Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    We can fight it all we want, but dude’s got a great ass.

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