The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.16.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a Jonah Hill BFF triangle without Leonardo DiCaprio in sight. But who will Jonah choose? Will it be Bradley Cooper? They’re matching beard bros and there’s no way Bradley would ever make him scrape dead models off the hull of a yacht. Or will it be Miles Teller? He’s like the new Ryan Reynolds except not dead inside from long weekends at Taylor Swift’s beach house. Tough choice for The Hill. We’ll keep you updated. Also, and this is totally unrelated to anything, but HAHA! This kid’s never touching any of that. Ever.

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