The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.14.12

August 14th, 2012 // 519 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that isn’t quite the behemoth that yesterday’s post was, but you probably missed that anyway on account of Katy Perry getting shitfaced and mooning an entire waterpark. Anyway, today we’ve got Jessie J subbing a guitar in place of a big black microphone, Brigitte Nielsen somehow stowed away in Stallone‘s luggage for The Expendables 2 press tour, and I continue my quest to always juxtapose Kim Kardashian‘s bag of chewed gum with an ass actually worthy of a feigned candid pose.

Speaking of asses, remember that chick from yesterday who was getting hers massaged by an aging Italian singer? She’s back in today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sylvester Stallone
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    Get the fuck out, Opie! Quit asking Sly to get his dead son to contact Andy!

  2. Nicole Kidman Baby Bump
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    Aw shit…that piece of rice has me needing to find a shitter REAL quick.

  3. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Tired Looking
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    Greg Allman was caught leaving Cher’s place again…

  4. Michelle Rodriguez Nipple See Through Shirt
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    He looks like every other guitarist that’s played at the Rainbow Room.

  5. Jessie J Butt Cleavage Brian May Olympic Games Closing Ceremony
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    I’m glad the olympics were closed with only half a butt cheek

  6. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Beard Suit
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    Oh good, he found a shelter to shower in before heading to his job interview at Starbucks…nice of them to give him a cup of coffee for his troubles

  7. Corey Feldman See Through Shirt
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    CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!

  8. Jessie J Butt Cleavage Brian May Olympic Games Closing Ceremony
    Schmidtler
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    I guess this was nice to have him close out the most recent olympics, considering he opened the first olympics too.

  9. Corey Feldman See Through Shirt
    Little Tongue
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    The sight of this guy’s nipples just grosses me out.

  10. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Little Tongue
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    Her right knee has a face! Could it be a weird case of conjoined twins?

  11. Nicole Kidman Baby Bump
    Little Tongue
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    The hand on the belly is sign that the surrogate is prego for the third time.

  12. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt See Through Tights
    Little Tongue
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    I so wish I could unsee that…

  13. Constantine Maroulis Laura Osnes Deborah Cox
    Little Tongue
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    Constantine is just a tiny bit too sexy.

  14. Corey Feldman See Through Shirt
    Cavallari's Taint
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    Cool blouse bro

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Swimsuit
    Robb7
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    This pathetic woman actually thinks she’s got a great body. Can you imagine what she’ll look like after knocking out a couple of
    babies from that Neanderthal rapper!! Oink, oink…

  16. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
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    Now that she has become a brand.. She really has to work it

  17. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Beard Suit
    mean_gurl
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    Look at his girly hands…ewwwww!

  18. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Schmidtler
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    They’re just walking her over to the ‘rape’ section of the Kennedy compound.

  19. Marica Pellegrinelli Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    Ladies, if your ass doesn’t look like this, just go jump off a bridge. or make me a sandwich. either way.

  20. Ariane Bellamar Bikini
    mean_gurl
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    Your lipstick, nails, and bikini do NOT have to be the same color.

  21. Marica Pellegrinelli Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    BOOOIIINNGG!!!!!

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Swimsuit
    Little Tongue
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    How she is so proud of that bulbous butt of her’s is beyond me. I REALLY don’t get it.

  23. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Beard Suit
    Joey Baggadonuts
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    “You mean she’s right behind me?! Oh Shit!”

  24. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    El Jefe
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    How to die young. Date a Kennedy.

  25. Mary-Louise Parker Blond Wig Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    me
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    Chelsea Handler looks better…way to put your 50 cents into it

  26. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Tired Looking
    mike
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    I cant tell, is she looking straight ahead or outside driver rear view mirror?

  27. Marica Pellegrinelli Bikini
    splashsos
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    So you guys like asses like a boys? That thing has flat angles EVERYWHERE. I prefer a nice rounded ass myself…..and her hips are weird like madonna’s. The vast space between their hipbones is AMAZING!!!! Look at previous pic. I can’t be the only one thinking, ‘Damn, so that’s what Madonna’s pelvic region looked 2 decades ago……..’

  28. Constantine Maroulis Laura Osnes Deborah Cox
    Lois
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    What a fantastic show it was.
    SO much talent standing there.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Swimsuit
    jojo
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    Thanks for the Pic Kim but im good… I saw enough of the same ass on Zhou Lulu during the olympics

  30. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress
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    Still no sign of her ass, I see.

  31. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    Damn, she’s hot.

  32. Jessie J Butt Cleavage Brian May Olympic Games Closing Ceremony
    Persistent Cat
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    It was more embarrassing to watch her “air guitar.” Like she’d ever heard this song before.

  33. Corey Feldman See Through Shirt
    AnnaDraconida
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    His magical whoremongering powers are stored in that lock o’ hair, like the Biblical Samson’s strength. Cut it off & he’s left skankless.

  34. Mary-Louise Parker Blond Wig Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    None
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    Just watched the movie Saved from 2004 and she looked like a soccer mom in that one. That was around the time Billy Crudup dumped he when se was pregnant. She really came back with a vengeance after that. Weeds and other roles have shown she has got it going on. Crudup must regret not sticking it out.

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