Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that isn’t quite the behemoth that yesterday’s post was, but you probably missed that anyway on account of Katy Perry getting shitfaced and mooning an entire waterpark. Anyway, today we’ve got Jessie J subbing a guitar in place of a big black microphone, Brigitte Nielsen somehow stowed away in Stallone‘s luggage for The Expendables 2 press tour, and I continue my quest to always juxtapose Kim Kardashian‘s bag of chewed gum with an ass actually worthy of a feigned candid pose.
Speaking of asses, remember that chick from yesterday who was getting hers massaged by an aging Italian singer? She’s back in today’s Final Five,
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Get the fuck out, Opie! Quit asking Sly to get his dead son to contact Andy!
Aw shit…that piece of rice has me needing to find a shitter REAL quick.
Greg Allman was caught leaving Cher’s place again…
He looks like every other guitarist that’s played at the Rainbow Room.
I’m glad the olympics were closed with only half a butt cheek
Oh good, he found a shelter to shower in before heading to his job interview at Starbucks…nice of them to give him a cup of coffee for his troubles
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!
I guess this was nice to have him close out the most recent olympics, considering he opened the first olympics too.
The sight of this guy’s nipples just grosses me out.
Her right knee has a face! Could it be a weird case of conjoined twins?
The hand on the belly is sign that the surrogate is prego for the third time.
I so wish I could unsee that…
Constantine is just a tiny bit too sexy.
Cool blouse bro
This pathetic woman actually thinks she’s got a great body. Can you imagine what she’ll look like after knocking out a couple of
babies from that Neanderthal rapper!! Oink, oink…
Now that she has become a brand.. She really has to work it
Look at his girly hands…ewwwww!
They’re just walking her over to the ‘rape’ section of the Kennedy compound.
Ladies, if your ass doesn’t look like this, just go jump off a bridge. or make me a sandwich. either way.
Your lipstick, nails, and bikini do NOT have to be the same color.
BOOOIIINNGG!!!!!
How she is so proud of that bulbous butt of her’s is beyond me. I REALLY don’t get it.
“You mean she’s right behind me?! Oh Shit!”
How to die young. Date a Kennedy.
Chelsea Handler looks better…way to put your 50 cents into it
I cant tell, is she looking straight ahead or outside driver rear view mirror?
So you guys like asses like a boys? That thing has flat angles EVERYWHERE. I prefer a nice rounded ass myself…..and her hips are weird like madonna’s. The vast space between their hipbones is AMAZING!!!! Look at previous pic. I can’t be the only one thinking, ‘Damn, so that’s what Madonna’s pelvic region looked 2 decades ago……..’
What a fantastic show it was.
SO much talent standing there.
Thanks for the Pic Kim but im good… I saw enough of the same ass on Zhou Lulu during the olympics
Still no sign of her ass, I see.
Damn, she’s hot.
It was more embarrassing to watch her “air guitar.” Like she’d ever heard this song before.
His magical whoremongering powers are stored in that lock o’ hair, like the Biblical Samson’s strength. Cut it off & he’s left skankless.
Just watched the movie Saved from 2004 and she looked like a soccer mom in that one. That was around the time Billy Crudup dumped he when se was pregnant. She really came back with a vengeance after that. Weeds and other roles have shown she has got it going on. Crudup must regret not sticking it out.