The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.14.12

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that isn’t quite the behemoth that yesterday’s post was, but you probably missed that anyway on account of Katy Perry getting shitfaced and mooning an entire waterpark. Anyway, today we’ve got Jessie J subbing a guitar in place of a big black microphone, Brigitte Nielsen somehow stowed away in Stallone’s luggage for The Expendables 2 press tour, and I continue my quest to always juxtapose Kim Kardashian’s bag of chewed gum with an ass actually worthy of a feigned candid pose.

Speaking of asses, remember that chick from yesterday who was getting hers massaged by an aging Italian singer? She’s back in today’s Final Five,

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