The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.13.13

August 13th, 2013 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a special edition you would call it if you weighted this feature with the type of over importance that I do because its got back-to-back doubles of Terrence Howard and Doutzen Kroes. You don’t choose between those, you just upload them and watch the Internet unicorn you’ve created tap dance across a rainbow. It’s clear that I’ve embraced the fact that you all just come here for the butts, and no longer read anything down here, right?

Glad we’re on the same page,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Skeeter
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    She’s underrated. I would gladly pound her vag or anus.

  2. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
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    This is a reasonably handsome young man. But he absolutely MUST be an incredible asshole to have not made it further in Show Biz.

  3. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
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    Looks like he’s been playing Mumbly-Peg on his left shin.

  4. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
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    That photographer deserves a good, hardy handshake. And a free Frappuccino. Venti.

  5. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
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    Hmmmm…bikini bottom…BUMMER! Hmmmm…Photoshop…WOOOHOOOO!

  6. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
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    “The deal was now you give me one of your balls!”

  7. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Failed Drug Test
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    Arrested for failing a drug test? Dumb cunt forgot to study?

  8. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
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    If I were a Brit, this guy would embarrass the shit out of me. Along the same lines as Donald Trump embarrassing me as an American. Or perhaps as a human.

  9. Cuba Gooding Jr Hugging Lee Daniels The Butler Premiere
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    The dude on the left obviously misunderstood the name of the film. He thought they said “The Butt.”

  10. Kevin Jonas Skinny Jeans Cuffed At Bottom
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    “I can’t believe I drove all the way out here to buy a couple of infants, and the bastards are all out. Now what? I guess I’ll just buy some fish ‘n’ chips, a quart of gin, and head home.”

  11. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
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    “Yo, Khloe, tear open your top and your brassiere and show everyone that you do, indeed, have some sort of redeeming social value.” (BTW, I’d do her in a heartbeat!)

  12. Alice Eve Cleavage Playing Drum Star Trek Into Darkness Tokyo Premiere
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    OK, fine. I’ll admit it. I’m madly in love with this woman. But don’t forget I’m really sick…in the head!

  13. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Dress Thong Chef Set
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    EUREKA!

  14. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Dodgers Game
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    “Look…See…? They’re really not very big lice.”

  15. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    Codot
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    Hummina hummina hummina hummina BONER.

  16. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Leather Shorts
    Codot
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    Her ass is about as interesting as her love life.

  17. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
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    Ive never seen so many fake smiles in one place before.

  18. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
    Andie
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    Ha! That’s funny because there was an Amish barn-raising near me last weekend! It’s actually a pretty cool thing to watch. And for the record: I give a fuck. I give a fuck about my daughter. Nobody said you have to but I sure as hell do.

  19. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Dodgers Game
    Trufax
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    Marty! You have to go back to 1985 and stop us from drinking the Pepsi with high-fructose corn syrup! Look how stunted and repulsive I am! And you, shaking in fear!

  20. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
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    “What you never seen someone give a brojob before?”

  21. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
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    Dick shorts– check

    fucked up knees–check

    uncombed hair–check

    spider bitten legs–check

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