The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.13.13

August 13th, 2013 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a special edition you would call it if you weighted this feature with the type of over importance that I do because its got back-to-back doubles of Terrence Howard and Doutzen Kroes. You don’t choose between those, you just upload them and watch the Internet unicorn you’ve created tap dance across a rainbow. It’s clear that I’ve embraced the fact that you all just come here for the butts, and no longer read anything down here, right?

Glad we’re on the same page,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alice Eve Cleavage Playing Drum Star Trek Into Darkness Tokyo Premiere
    Josephus
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    What is the success rate of marriage proposals offered via internet comment?

    Um, asking for a friend.

  2. Kevin Jonas Skinny Jeans Cuffed At Bottom
    fred
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    “Yes, I’m standing here. Outside of Fred Segal. Just like we discussed. But there are no paparazzi anywhere. It’s like nobody cares anymore. Wait-you don’t think that people really do think I’m gay, do you? “

  3. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Fred
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    elephant toe.

  4. Rihanna Pot Leaf Purse
    Frank Burns
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    Snoop is gonna be pissed when he sees she stole his wallet.

  5. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
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    Son: “Daddy, drink!. Drink daddy!”
    Weiner: “Oh yeah, I’ll make her drink it alright. Drink it all down.”
    Son: “Fuck.”

  6. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Dodgers Game
    Josephus
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    I’m glad you wrote a caption, that way everyone knows where he is. Danny included.

  7. Alice Eve Cleavage Playing Drum Star Trek Into Darkness Tokyo Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    Well, she knows how to play with a stick. That definitely goes in the ‘For’ column.

  8. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Dress Thong Chef Set
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    “There we are, just get off the set and run along. And no more trying to pinch the big girls’ behinds, okay, Justin?”

  9. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
    fred
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    Is it just me, or does he look like Jerry Lewis in a chef’s outfit?

  10. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
    Batu Khan
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    This is disturbing on so many levels.

  11. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
    Josephus
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    “I shall call him…Mini-Me.”

  12. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
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    “…it’s party time, it’s better than average for it’s age! It’s Wayne’s World!…”

  13. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    bergie
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    So… he’s already shown that he has little to no good judgement and someone is actually letting him watch a kid?

  14. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
    fred
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    I’m confused. When did Tia Carrere become the leader of North Korea?

  15. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
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    Looks like a human acorn.

  16. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Failed Drug Test
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    They make them pose in front of the IQ meter now?

  17. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Dress Thong Chef Set
    Batu Khan
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    I knew it was Sofia without reading! I just knew! – Dances around room frantically while concerned coworkers slowly reach for the phone to call security…

  18. Alice Eve Cleavage Playing Drum Star Trek Into Darkness Tokyo Premiere
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    “The next person to yell “Seven of Nine!” gets the fucking stick.”

  19. Rihanna Pot Leaf Purse
    Mulva
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    That can’t be Rhianna…too much clothing.

  20. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    That’s not enough material girl.

  21. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
    BeenL
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    Nice puppies

  22. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
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    Sasquatch toe.

  23. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Dodgers Game
    Batu Khan
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    Where the hell did my hair go?!… ‘scratches head’ …DAMN!

  24. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
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    She seems to have plenty of money. Can she not afford a mirror?

  25. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
    Frank Burns
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    Howard was disappointed when the first sentence of “The Universal One” was “Its not you, Terrence.”

  26. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
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    Pauley Shore has a kid?

  27. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Dodgers Game
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    This was where the stadium announcer started to explain the definition of a “balk.”

  28. Alice Eve Cleavage Playing Drum Star Trek Into Darkness Tokyo Premiere
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    It doesn’t matter what stupid shit they make Alice Eve do, she’s still hot.

  29. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    Lose the hanging white pockets on the shorts and the pic might be half decent.

  30. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
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    He has heroin teeth. A toothbrush can’t fix it, that’s for sure.

  31. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
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    Looking more late a middle aged Sofia Loren.

  32. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    ‘Looks at cleavage’… Yesssss!
    ‘Looks up’… Ohhhh.

  33. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
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    She and Dana Carvey are getting the same hairline.

  34. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    Watched her on that CMA music fest thing last night and I thought she was a robot version of herself.

  35. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Leather Shorts
    Batu Khan
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    The scene from Star Trek: Generations comes to mind…. The ass won’t be installed ’till Tuesday!

  36. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
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    Looking just like Amy, now.

  37. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    That looks like trouble….possibly of the entertaining variety.

  38. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That can’t be comfortable. How the fuck do you sit, let alone bend over without bruising or lacerating the labia?

  39. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
    Pilin
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    Nice tan, Lady Gaga…..

  40. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
    Batu Khan
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    I would. But then again I’m a seething ball of jaded hatred of life and all its contents so my opinion may be a bit tainted.

  41. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    Cock Dr
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    One of those times when pointing and laughing at a failed sleazeball politician just feels so good.

  42. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face
    Pilin
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    no, seriously, I’m angry

  43. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    Alec seems to have many dependents. I’ll bet he likes that; makes him feel like a king.

  44. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
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    I would love to stake her.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Lets blow the whale Up with dynamite! KABOOM!

  46. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    Batu Khan
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    I’m scared to ask what he’s using to push that stroller while texting.

  47. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
    Cock Dr
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    Both def guilty of something.

  48. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    How much is instagram shelling out to these ladies for all these postings?

  49. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face
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    Is John Edward there to talk to her dead face?

  50. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
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    oh yeah, thats the face of a man who just got caught by the paparazzi getting a handjob from his chubby friend.

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