The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.13.13

August 13th, 2013 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a special edition you would call it if you weighted this feature with the type of over importance that I do because its got back-to-back doubles of Terrence Howard and Doutzen Kroes. You don’t choose between those, you just upload them and watch the Internet unicorn you’ve created tap dance across a rainbow. It’s clear that I’ve embraced the fact that you all just come here for the butts, and no longer read anything down here, right?

Glad we’re on the same page,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Am I the only one who noticed his G Ow Anus Canal t-shirt?

  2. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
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    The only carpenter that gives me better wood than Nick Offerman.

  3. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    Jon Pork
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    I’ve been in love with this woman for 14 years.. just wish she showed a bit more in her Playboy pictorial.

  4. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
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    Women will no longer have a need for men after they get a load of this fun.

  5. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Leather Shorts
    o'chunt
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    Shiny metal (?) ass. I’d bite it.

  6. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Jon Pork
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    Her vagina is devouring her pants.

  7. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
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    There’s no breast implant equivalent for hands is there. 43 year old hands look like 43 year old hands.

  8. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Dodgers Game
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    Are the McBoyle’s joining him?

  9. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Pickle Nose
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    Good Lord. His transformation into Sloth from “Goonies” is almost complete. Just imagine how awful that hat smells. I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it.

  10. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    I never thought I’d say this about a teenager, but she is not aging well.

  11. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
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    “Thank you, this will lure…I mean recruit many young men to the priesthood”

  12. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
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    Her idea of Marco Polo, is playing anal ring toss with some guy named Marco.

  13. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Failed Drug Test
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    How sad is it when the teen mom doing anal porn is doing better than you?

  14. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
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    …and that is why Amy Winehouse killed herself.

    too soon?

  15. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
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    “Honey, stop trying to make the dogs have sex. And stop with the howling noises.”

  16. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    Oh lourdes…

  17. Kevin Jonas Skinny Jeans Cuffed At Bottom
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    “umm…yeah, I think I’m at the right address, but the sign doesn’t say anything about ‘douchebags’ “

  18. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Somewhere, Kris Karsashian is throwing a FIT because they stole her Kendall and Kylie pose idea.

  19. Cuba Gooding Jr Hugging Lee Daniels The Butler Premiere
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    I’m so sick of this movie already.

  20. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
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    “I’m sorry Sir, court order says you have to be 50 yards away from children to send text messages….just you”

  21. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Making the dogs kiss is the closest thing to sex he’s had in 7 months.

  22. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Failed Drug Test
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    Most addictive highs:
    4. Cocaine
    3. Tobacco
    2. Heroin
    1. Having a camera pointing at your face

  23. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
    Swingali
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    Finally captured on film. Poke-rape.

  24. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
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    Pete! Pete! Sign my deadpool list?

  25. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    Josephus
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    She may be 43, but her breasts are only 22.

  26. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
    Swingali
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    Wayne Newton finally got the gender surgery.

  27. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
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    Scott – hurry down to Fred Segal’s. Kevin Jonas is waiting outside for you.

  28. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Another photo of Alec being angry in 5,4,3,…

  29. Kevin Jonas Skinny Jeans Cuffed At Bottom
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    “Yo, Shia! It’s YOUR turn to wear the hair!”

  30. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Leather Shorts
    Pepper's Pot
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    does she own any pants/skirts/bathing suit bottoms that dont go allllll the way up to her boobs? i mean really….

  31. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    She has at least one nice teat but that green scrubbie of a unibrow is freaking me out.

  32. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
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    What do you call a camel with clubfoot?

    • crb

      Umm,…

      Moose-Knuckle?

      Elephantrousers?

      Pontoon-Pants?

      Cunt-blunts?

      What? What? What?

      TELL US THE PUNCH-LINE, DAMMIT!

  33. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Dodgers Game
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    Dime’s the limit, Martini. If you break it in half, you don’t get two nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand?

  34. Amanda Seyfried Buttcheeks See Through Dress Lovelace Screening
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    Clown makeup.

  35. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
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    From the dirty marbles in his mouth, to Rihanna the beluga whale … I just don’t know what this site’s about anymore.

  36. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    Taylor? Pippa would like her (non) ass back.

  37. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
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    Tia and Jennifer Coolidge for a MILF sandwich.

  38. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face
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    It’s ok Nicole, the plane landed safely – you can relax and take that look of blank, dead-eyed, fear off your face now. Oh…

  39. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
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    “…so if I say the kid sent the messages then it’s cool, yeah?’

  40. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
    Josephus
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    She must have gotten her skin, teeth, and “the fact that she’s human” from her father.

  41. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
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    Is this the director’s cut of the Lion King?

  42. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
    Fred
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    Terrence ought to be asking himself why is he wearing that towel around his neck, and why is his ass eating his shorts.

  43. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
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    Two of them are mentally slow-motion fighting a la Sherlock Holmes. The other is mentally slow-motion raping children a la it’s the pope.

  44. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Batu Khan
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    I understand officials made psychological counseling available to anyone who needed it. The system works. It works.

  45. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Failed Drug Test
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    Kristen Stewart cleans up nicely.

  46. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
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    “No, no. Things have been going really well for me since Amy’s unfortunate passing. Why do you ask?”

  47. Amanda Seyfried Buttcheeks See Through Dress Lovelace Screening
    Batu Khan
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    She looks like my grandmother. There is my boner kryptonite of the day.

  48. Kevin Jonas Skinny Jeans Cuffed At Bottom
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    “I think this is the right place, but the sign clearly says ‘womens’, and if it’s, like womens womens, then I swear to god…”

  49. Kevin Jonas Skinny Jeans Cuffed At Bottom
    Frank Burns
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    Uhh, mom? I’m at Segal’s . . . which part do I my undies from – mens, womens, children, or infants? I know its not sportswear.

  50. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
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    I don’t care what anyone says, lady yetis are kinda hot.

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