The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.12.14

August 12th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not gonna lie, is essentially just a compilation post of The Expendables 3 LA premiere with a few TCWM favorites tossed in, because ever since Robin Williams died, the entire paparazzi has been posted up outside his house, his ex-wife’s house, his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and some other places where’s he’s rumored to have taken a shit. I know the 24 hour media cycle and content aggregate machine known as the Internet literally supports my livelihood, but on days like today, even I get a little disgusted. And that’s coming from a man who’s still laughing at Bruce Jenner eating this banana.

I’ll be over here convincing myself these tears are really from that joy and not the soul-crushing realities of being a human being in this cruel bitch of a world,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
    harsky & starch
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    Booty shots done right. She still looks human.

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
    harsky & starch
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    Just let me tuck my sack back here…OK, HEY GINA!!!!! (long “i”)

  3. Jason Statham Leering At Rosie Huntington Whiteley The Expendables 3 Premiere
    Johnny Barbells
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    “yes, sweetie… you’re very convincing… everyone definitely thinks you’re straight… *sigh* [eyeroll]“

  4. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
    Wowo
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    I though she was one of the Olsen twins. What the fuck did she do to her face?

  5. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    joJojojo
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    Orange is the New Black

  6. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
    anonym
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    that upper lip is just bursting with botox

  7. Lady Gaga Sparkly See Through Unitard Narita International Airport
    The other Little Mermaid
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    Up where they walk, up where they run
    Up where they stay all day in the sun
    Wanderin’ free – wish I could be
    Part of that world…

    Look at Ariel, makin her dreams come true. You go girl!

  8. Paula Abdul Huge Forehead Vein Cleavage Television Academy's Directors Peer Group Celebrates The 66th Emmy Awards Outstanding Choreography Nominees
    Viper
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    Um, if that’s not proof Reptilians exist I just don’t know what is.

  9. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly Romper Hamptons Party Under The Stars RUN10 FEED10
    Aww
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    It’s so thoughtful of her to break in the new baby’s onesie for it.

  10. Jennifer Lopez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Skylight Studios
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    Holy Crap We Missed. This marks the last photo of one epic series. I didn’t think I’d make it. Who the Hell is this now?

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