The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.12.14

August 12th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not gonna lie, is essentially just a compilation post of The Expendables 3 LA premiere with a few TCWM favorites tossed in, because ever since Robin Williams died, the entire paparazzi has been posted up outside his house, his ex-wife’s house, his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and some other places where’s he’s rumored to have taken a shit. I know the 24 hour media cycle and content aggregate machine known as the Internet literally supports my livelihood, but on days like today, even I get a little disgusted. And that’s coming from a man who’s still laughing at Bruce Jenner eating this banana.

I’ll be over here convincing myself these tears are really from that joy and not the soul-crushing realities of being a human being in this cruel bitch of a world,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Paula Abdul Huge Forehead Vein Cleavage Television Academy's Directors Peer Group Celebrates The 66th Emmy Awards Outstanding Choreography Nominees
    Michael
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    Don’t know if I can be snarky here. Well, the veins on her forehead are disconcerting.

  2. Kellan Lutz Awkward Fan Kiss The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Michael
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    So he’s a chubby chaser now.

  3. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
    anonymous
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    Does she ever tie off any of her bikini bottoms? Every pic I see of her she’s doing this.

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly Romper Hamptons Party Under The Stars RUN10 FEED10
    Michael
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    More future problems on the way. Jeez, keep those legs together you Kunts.

  5. Jason Statham Leering At Rosie Huntington Whiteley The Expendables 3 Premiere
    JimBB
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    She told him that if he acts nice, they can go to the ice cream shop after the premiere and he can order any flavor he wants.

  6. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
    JimBB
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    I like to think this is why Robin Williams did it.

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
    Michael
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    Look, it’s Nicole Bass!

  8. Jessica Lowndes Ripped Abs Midriff Instagram
    Michael
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    As long as women like her are around, you can’t hate on Canada.

  9. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
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    I didn’t know Kaley had that kind of backyard… yet I still remain indifferent.

  10. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
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    The Glasscutter Diaries.

  11. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
    JimBB
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    I’d be pretty sad too if I was facing 18+ years of raising the Douchebag Antichrist.

  12. Lady Gaga Sparkly See Through Unitard Narita International Airport
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    Love her.

  13. Jennifer Lopez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Skylight Studios
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    I’m too old to dismiss this on any grounds. She can bitch to me the morning after all she wants.

  14. Jason Statham Leering At Rosie Huntington Whiteley The Expendables 3 Premiere
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    Great couple. She’s beautiful. He’s badass.

  15. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    “Hey Mel do your punch magnet face.”

  16. Katie Holmes Dead Eyed Stare The Giver Premiere NYC
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    “Katie, can I ask you about your ties to Scientolog….. yeah, I’ll just show myself out.”

  17. Coco Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    I’d tear dat ass up.

  18. Colin Farrell Disheveled Holding Bag Of Donuts
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    Kettle Glazed. So good, you’ll suck a dick.

  19. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
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    ♫Come on baby. Let’s do the twist.♫

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    Apparently that girl can’t tie a bow for shit.

  21. Sylvester Stallone Fake Punching Frank Stallone The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    You know you have a bad case of sibling rivalry when it follows you all the way to a red carpet event.

  22. Sylvester Stallone Fake Punching Frank Stallone The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    JimBB
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    Frank should punch him back for Rocky V.

  23. Jessica Lowndes Ripped Abs Midriff Instagram
    Emilia
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    Too pretty!

  24. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
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    I can’t say it. Just ask me later when we’re all in hell.

  25. Elsa Pataky Legs Niples Romper
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    Odin’s beard, she looks amazing.

  26. Kellan Lutz Awkward Fan Kiss The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    Somebody had to hook up with Rosie’s homely friend. Kellan drew the short straw.

  27. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana Ponytail All White Outfit
    Stinky
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    He’s like an angel that eats bananas.

  28. Jason Statham Leering At Rosie Huntington Whiteley The Expendables 3 Premiere
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    “Hey Antonio, look at what I was banging while you were sleeping with Skeletor!”

  29. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    Quick, quick, give us your ‘Executive Producer’ face!

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly Romper Hamptons Party Under The Stars RUN10 FEED10
    JimBB
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    When you’re done with that outfit, my grandmother wants to cut it into circles and put it under her lamps.

  31. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly Romper Hamptons Party Under The Stars RUN10 FEED10
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    The designated baby maker of the family. Somebody’s got to crap out some kids to exploit in the future.

  32. Harrison Ford Earings Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    Don’t just stand there waving like an idiot…GET BACK TO WORK ON THE STAR WARS SEQUEL!

  33. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
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    RUINED!!!!

  34. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
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    I’ll take fake boobs side boob for 500 Alex.

  35. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
    Don Draper's Dad
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    That little cloven-footed fucker isn’t out yet??

  36. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
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    Nice nips. I didn’t pay much attention to her before, but she’s got my attention now.

  37. Ronda Rousey Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    I’d roll around on the mat with her anytime.

  38. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Here ass keeps getting better.

  39. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana Ponytail All White Outfit
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    “Jenny Bruce is sporting the summer outfit today while gobbing on a banana, while She/He wears no sports bra to keep the basset hound tits in play, Back to you Chip.”

  40. Katie Holmes Dead Eyed Stare The Giver Premiere NYC
    anonymous
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    Who is that chick on the right that always hanging around her?

  41. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    Just let it fall, baby. Let me see the goods. She’s fucking sexy.

  42. Jessica Lowndes Ripped Abs Midriff Instagram
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    Very nice.

  43. Lady Gaga Sparkly See Through Unitard Narita International Airport
    the observer
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    I think she’s hot….

  44. Jennifer Lopez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Skylight Studios
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    Her body is still on point, but she is a Super Kamehameha level bitch. So, no. I wouldn’t.

  45. Colin Farrell Disheveled Holding Bag Of Donuts
    anonymous
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    That’s a man who is going home to cocaine, hookers and now has donuts when he gets the munchies.

    I’d look like that too if my Mondays were as awesome as his.

  46. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    That guy behind him is hammered and he’s wearing a toupee…

  47. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
    Derek
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    Cans, indeed.

  48. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
    Hmm
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    Saddlebags, seriously?

  49. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
    Me
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    The things i would eat out of her ass.

    – Goldstein.

  50. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
    buzz
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    Kaley saying “But I love you” over and over again isn’t going to help. When the time’s up…the time’s up.

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