The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.12.14

August 12th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not gonna lie, is essentially just a compilation post of The Expendables 3 LA premiere with a few TCWM favorites tossed in, because ever since Robin Williams died, the entire paparazzi has been posted up outside his house, his ex-wife’s house, his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and some other places where’s he’s rumored to have taken a shit. I know the 24 hour media cycle and content aggregate machine known as the Internet literally supports my livelihood, but on days like today, even I get a little disgusted. And that’s coming from a man who’s still laughing at Bruce Jenner eating this banana.

I’ll be over here convincing myself these tears are really from that joy and not the soul-crushing realities of being a human being in this cruel bitch of a world,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Katie Holmes Dead Eyed Stare The Giver Premiere NYC
    JimBB
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    Is this what Scientology does to people????

  2. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
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    Hmmmmm…Apparently it’s 9:10.

  3. Elsa Pataky Legs Niples Romper
    Pickle Nose
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    This is a woman that I love.

  4. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
    Dirk Diggler
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    Katie Holmes 2.0

  5. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
    rican
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    Worse than the purse, the collar up.

  6. Christopher Walken Screaming The Family Fang Set
    JimBB
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    Hey Christopher, do your Robin Williams.

  7. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
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    Pippa and Nico straight jackin’ fools.

  8. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
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    You know you’ve given up when you wear the Spanx on the outside.

  9. Ronda Rousey Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    She obviously never looked so good – a weird mix of Abbie Cornish and
    Chrissy Teigen. Nothing to hate there.

  10. Harrison Ford Earings Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    JimBB
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    Yeah I’d be waving goodbye too if I couldn’t walk five steps on set without breaking something.

  11. Harrison Ford Earings Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Marketing Mike
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    Did the Millennium Falcon door fall on his nose?

  12. Zoe Bell Butt Tight Dress The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    Don, let me save you some time. We know you would, homey.

  13. Kellan Lutz Awkward Fan Kiss The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    He’s dating Leah Michelle now?

  14. Colin Farrell Disheveled Holding Bag Of Donuts
    JimBB
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    That’s right, ladies, I’ve got the new cream-filled and I’m ready to party!

  15. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
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    Wait, does that look like a third tit growing in there?

  16. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
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    I wonder what it’s like to be so in love with yourself. Ugh. What does she do all day? It’s a comforting thought that people like this usually end up suffering early dementia because their minds get no stimulation – no job except ploughing through Hef’s money. Shallow twat.

  17. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
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    I guess she loves free dry-cleaning…a lot

  18. Sylvester Stallone Fake Punching Frank Stallone The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    I’ll still take Frank’s performance in Barfly over anything Sly ever did.

  19. Colin Farrell Disheveled Holding Bag Of Donuts
    Marketing Mike
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    Don’t laugh, those are good fucking donuts!
    Seriously, they are worth the trip.

  20. Kellan Lutz Awkward Fan Kiss The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    Kellan taking one for the team.

  21. Paula Abdul Huge Forehead Vein Cleavage Television Academy's Directors Peer Group Celebrates The 66th Emmy Awards Outstanding Choreography Nominees
    JimBB
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    She’s holding it together surprisingly well for someone who once regularly banged Emilio Estevez.

  22. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
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    Evidently, she’d like to point out a couple of things.

  23. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana Ponytail All White Outfit
    JimBB
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    Going in for his audition to replace Chelsea Handler.

  24. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly Romper Hamptons Party Under The Stars RUN10 FEED10
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    I’ve never seen an egg wearing a jumpsuit before. Guess I’ll take that one off the bucket list.

  25. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
    JimBB
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    If they were black, this would get them shot.

  26. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
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    I have to admit Pippa is looking pretty nice from the back. This very nice butt and legs.

  27. Jennifer Lopez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Skylight Studios
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    Remember when we used to think that this was a gigantic ass?

  28. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I recognize that spot…San Clemente, CA pier. She’s hardly the best looking chick to walk that sidewalk on any given day.

  29. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
    buzz
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    She kind of won the genetic lottery in the fact that no matter how fat she gets; it doesn’t end up on her chin.

    She really should have a double or triple chin by now.

    • Ralph

      She’s getting rid of the chins via cosmetic work. Pretty soon that option will be less and less useful and she will look like Joan.

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    Hello sir. Did your bathing suit almost fall off again? We are really going to have to get you enrolled in the remedial knot tying class…again.

  31. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    The gym sessions are paying off.

  32. Kellan Lutz Awkward Fan Kiss The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    JimBB
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    Gotta be pretty low on the totem pole to get stuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s cast-offs.

  33. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
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    If he’s making eye contact, then he’s not a real man.

  34. Zoe Bell Butt Tight Dress The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    JimBB
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    Wow, trying WAY too hard.

  35. Jennifer Lopez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts Skylight Studios
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    It’s hard to unsee.

  36. Coco Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Another mostly plastic broad that has nothing to do but post Instagram pix all day. In love with silicone gel implants … her jawline still frightens me.

  37. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    Screw you guys, JNL is fine as hell, I would totally do her right there on the grass.

    • LaymanProctologist

      Screw you guys, JNL is fine as hell, I would totally let her do me right in the ass.

      Fixed it for you.

  38. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana Ponytail All White Outfit
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    You can see his right tit, lol! Nice ponytail!! Not.

  39. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    This thing is asking for money, but there’s no place to sign.

  40. Colin Farrell Disheveled Holding Bag Of Donuts
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    He’s never gonna dance again
    Guilty donuts got no rhythm
    Though it’s easy to pretend
    He knows you’re not a fool

  41. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    It’s not cool to mock Jay Leno like that. (It totally is.)

  42. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
    JimBB
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    Something tells me this is the closest he’s been to taking a bath in a long time

  43. Lady Gaga Sparkly See Through Unitard Narita International Airport
    donkeylicks
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    She thought they said it was the Narnia international airport. Or maybe she did know that she was going to Tokyo. Take your pick.

  44. Elsa Pataky Legs Niples Romper
    buzz
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    Would be interesting if she ended up playing girl Thor or whatever Marvel is going to be calling her/him.

  45. Ronda Rousey Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    JimBB
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    She can do a takedown on me any day.

  46. Lady Gaga Sparkly See Through Unitard Narita International Airport
    Michael
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    Did Sandy Kane de-age?

  47. Katie Holmes Dead Eyed Stare The Giver Premiere NYC
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    I have something I want to give her.

  48. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
    JimBB
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    I bet Mac would really like this chick.

  49. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Are those back nipples??

  50. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
    donkeylicks
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    “Apparently, you’re supposed to feed them or they tell on you.”

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