The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.12.14

August 12th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not gonna lie, is essentially just a compilation post of The Expendables 3 LA premiere with a few TCWM favorites tossed in, because ever since Robin Williams died, the entire paparazzi has been posted up outside his house, his ex-wife’s house, his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and some other places where’s he’s rumored to have taken a shit. I know the 24 hour media cycle and content aggregate machine known as the Internet literally supports my livelihood, but on days like today, even I get a little disgusted. And that’s coming from a man who’s still laughing at Bruce Jenner eating this banana.

I’ll be over here convincing myself these tears are really from that joy and not the soul-crushing realities of being a human being in this cruel bitch of a world,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Christopher Walken Screaming The Family Fang Set
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    Alright, alright! That’s enough fuckin’ cowbell. Jesus.

  2. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    Blackface is fucking racist, Mel!

  3. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
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    Well someone stepped up her famewhoring game!

  4. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
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    That’s Udderly Ridiculous!

    *throws confetti and runs away*

  5. Paula Abdul Huge Forehead Vein Cleavage Television Academy's Directors Peer Group Celebrates The 66th Emmy Awards Outstanding Choreography Nominees
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    Straight up, now tell me are you gonna drink with me forever , oh, oh, oh?

    Or are you just having one?

  6. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
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    I’m pretty sure this is what it looks like when the Green Giant’s dick pops out of his foreskin.

  7. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
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    Are they squaredancing? What the hell is going on here?

  8. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
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    MOOOOOOOOOOO… goes the cow.

  9. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
    Odbarc
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    Confetti? Throw some hay at it or keep it in the barn.

  10. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana Ponytail All White Outfit
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    Practice makes perfect.

  11. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    In every picture of her, her boner is popping her bottom off.

  12. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
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    Crystal Aubrey Hefner Stodden O’ Side Tits.

  13. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
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    Shirts…how do they work??

  14. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
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    Nose job? check.
    bolt ons? check.

  15. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    It’s Not Unusual to look orange anymore.

  16. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    If he weren’t biting his lip, he’d be saying “blow me or I’ll burn the house down”…or something racist. Ok, probably just something racist.

  17. Lady Gaga Sparkly See Through Unitard Narita International Airport
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    I had no idea Charo was still performing.

  18. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
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    I notice she carries two cell phones, one for personal use and one for her job…hah! I can’t even type that with a straight face. Job…the only job she knows takes two hands and a camcorder.

  19. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    The knees & the chest look like they’re at about the same odemeter reading.

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    Nobody wants to see your dong, bro… OK, OK, except Zaloog. Zaloog wants to see it. Nobody else though.

  21. Coco Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    I imagine trying to sell clothes to Coco is quite an experience. “What the fuck is this? All of these items FIT! I didn’t come here to buy clothes that FIT! Now go bring me some slutty toddler spandex!”

  22. Harrison Ford Earings Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    My love is eternal for the Ford.

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    somebody really really really likes the trannies

  24. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    Jim
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    Mel’s father has been waiting anxiously for the Third R̶e̶i̶c̶h̶ Expendables.

  25. Christopher Walken Screaming The Family Fang Set
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    There is an unneeded n in that move title

  26. Sylvester Stallone Fake Punching Frank Stallone The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    I thought he was making an appearance at Madame Tussaud’s. Apparently, so did he.

  27. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Somebody let her Photoshop guy know
    he forgot to paste her nipple back on.

  28. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
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    They appear to be independently reacting to unrelated, yet simultaneous stimulus. Like she just saw a killer clown, and he just saw his first American ass.

  29. Pippa Middleton Butt Daisy Dukes Running Away Boyfriend Nico Jackson
    Jim
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    Men: never carry a woman’s purse. You lose a little bit of manhood each time that you can never recover.

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly Romper Hamptons Party Under The Stars RUN10 FEED10
    beckystyles
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    Her prego belly looks like one of Kim’s ass cheeks!

  31. Katie Holmes Dead Eyed Stare The Giver Premiere NYC
    Marketing Mike
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    Damn! She looks pretty good here,
    except for the dead soulless eyes…

  32. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
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    jesus christ…a tablespoon of Kutcher jizz aged her 20 years.

  33. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
    Keith
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    Awful. Why would any woman do this to herself? An absolute nightmare: wrecked body followed by a screaming needy kid.

  34. Kim Kardashian Nipples Ill Fitting Bra Tight Shirt
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    I have to admit that sometimes empty headed fat chicks have nice breasts.

  35. Colin Farrell Disheveled Holding Bag Of Donuts
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    It takes years upon years of study and rigorous training to attain this degree of doucheosity. Why not reward it with donuts.

  36. Harrison Ford Earings Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    Wow that carbonite is some nasty shit.

  37. Colin Farrell Disheveled Holding Bag Of Donuts
    K-tron
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    His face is telling me that the donuts weren’t glazed when he first walked in the shop, but they are now.

  38. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Jake
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    Nothing better than a hot body that is the work product of physical exertion. Ages well.

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Bottom Undone
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    So candid…so sexy. Or it would be if she didn’t look like the banjo kid from “Deliverance”

  40. Lady Gaga Sparkly See Through Unitard Narita International Airport
    Dirk Diggler
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    Chic is starting to look like a parody of herself

  41. Paula Abdul Huge Forehead Vein Cleavage Television Academy's Directors Peer Group Celebrates The 66th Emmy Awards Outstanding Choreography Nominees
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    Still would

  42. Lourdes Leon Nipples Bikini
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    God bless cold water.

  43. Paula Abdul Huge Forehead Vein Cleavage Television Academy's Directors Peer Group Celebrates The 66th Emmy Awards Outstanding Choreography Nominees
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    A little older but still with those 90 proof eyes.

  44. Elsa Pataky Legs Niples Romper
    Rip Torn
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    Sploooooooooooooge!

  45. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
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    She just signed a huge new contract but still doesn’t make as much as Kim. There is no God.

  46. Harrison Ford Earings Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
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    “Look! I took off my sunglasses all by myself and didn’t even get hurt!”

  47. Jason Statham Leering At Rosie Huntington Whiteley The Expendables 3 Premiere
    Marketing Mike
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    She’s had her eyes done, her cheeks done,
    her nose done, and collagen filled lips.
    Another Hollywood “All natural beauty…”

  48. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    MRF
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    Dont say it Mel, don’t say it, you can do better, hold it in, hold it , hold it, ahhhhhh, fuck it ….. NIGG….

  49. Mel Gibson Derpface The Expendables 3 LA Premiere
    JimBB
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    Orange is the new BLACKDICKIMGOINGTOMAKEYOUSUCKYOURFUCKINGWHORE!

  50. Crystal Hefner Side Boob Instagram
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    Excellent side-boob.

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