The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.9.13

July 9th, 2013 // 311 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which only has one shot from Instagram and you’ll never guess that it’s Rihanna or that she’s wearing a bikini. You were thinking Kendall Jenner bending over and pretending not to see the paparazzi, right? I know my special guys. We’ve also got Candice Bergen, who’s apparently been Dick Cheney this whole time, Gerard Butler and the time soft serve got herpes, and Cameron Diaz, who’s transformation into Magda from There’s Something About Mary is complete.

Whoa Bruce Jenner, easy, I’m sorry about that Kendall line up there *wets pants*,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    ruckus
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    Meet the Bruce Banner Snooki!

  2. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    ruckus
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    Charlize Theron will play him in the Lifetime movie.

  3. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    They sat there for 30 minutes not believing a single word that came out of each others mouth.

  4. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    Schadenfreude
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    Charmed, I’m sure!

  5. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Schadenfreude
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    It looks like Celine Dion got caught in a house fire.

  6. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    heey
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    he looks mentally ill, what a psycho stare, he married a woman who can turn a man into that, poor guy

  7. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
    heey
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    she is just going through a J-Lo phase, being with a ugly and tiny little man, toy-boy waiting somewhere in her future when she comes to her senses and sees ” I married that?!”

  8. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    heey
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    is this what you call coke bloat?

  9. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
    heey
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    she is taking fertility drugs, the drugs make you gain weight, like she would ever gain weight on purpose otherwise

  10. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Tight Shirt Today Show
    heey
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    she has always looked angry, she was born with a angryface

  11. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    “Goddamn, did you see that skank go into that port-a-potty? Hey, kid, get that ice cream outta my face.”

  12. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
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    totally would! I got nothing but love for ya, baby.

  13. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
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    “look at Blandy Granville all sloppy drunk heeheehee”

  14. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    Just…no.

  15. Candice Bergen Fruitvale Station Screening
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    Well, that sucks

  16. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    Enough with the pictures of Jared Leto in drag already.

  17. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
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    “Paparazzi? Shit. I forgot to bring my ass with me today.”

  18. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
    SMB
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    …i always want to smack him, but, when he’s shrunken down to normal size, i want to smack him AND i think i can take him…

  19. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts Nail Salon
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    Looks like she put on some weight post-break-up.

  20. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Tight Shirt Today Show
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    Latina K-Stew

  21. Minnie Driver Bikini Fedora
    SMB
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    …call me when the rest of her shows up.

  22. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts Nail Salon
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    “What a crap job. I wish I could go back to my old salon, but Ryan insisted that he got it in the break-up.”

  23. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    anonymous
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    I can’t see anything beyond the teeth. LOL….WTF?

  24. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    anonymous
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    There’s the look of a man that no longer has access to his wife and step-daughters money.

  25. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
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    Potential Dinklage homebreaker.

  26. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage Tight Shirt Today Show
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    I’d bang the shit our of this dude if he only let me.

  27. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    Jenn
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    So tell me again where you got the kids to work in your factories? I’m sure I’m paying mine too much.

  28. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    glam
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    Don’t talk shit about Benicio Del Toro. The man is untouchable.

  29. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
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    Yummy.

  30. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    Smarmy. He oozes smarminess.

  31. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    Love her!

  32. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Assbestos
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    Those. Veneers. Wow.

  33. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    Juan Diablo
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    Two thirds of the Three’s Company reunion show.

  34. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    She looks REAL mad.

  35. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    crb
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    No, enough about you. More about me…

  36. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts Nail Salon
    Pippi Longcocking
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    Gotta love coochie cutters!

  37. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    bernard
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    ooooh yeaaahhh

  38. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    Oldie Hawn.

  39. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    Pine Table Fever
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    Yep, that’s the face I pull whenever I see pictures of this wretched waste of space and oxygen.

  40. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    Two Candice Bergen pics in a row? C’mon, that ain’t right after making us suffer through that Goldie Hawn pic…

  41. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    What would Tom Leykis say about this pic? Hmm…. Something about turkey necks would be appropriate.

  42. Candice Bergen Fruitvale Station Screening
    fucka
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    This is the face I make right before I go «muah AHH AH AH AHH AH AH AH AH AHH AH AH AH AHH AH»

  43. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    RichPort
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    Too bad you can’t exercise away ugly…

  44. Minnie Driver Bikini Fedora
    canudigit
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    I wonder where she left her dog?

  45. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
    canudigit
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    Nicki Minaj after bleaching treatment #4

  46. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    canudigit
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    I wonder if wax statues are hard to move around?

  47. LeAnn Rimes Giggling With Girlfriend
    canudigit
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    mmmmmmm – if that was breakfast, then I just smelled it!!

  48. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    canudigit
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    I knew it!! Gargamel is real!!

  49. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    cc
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    Her ass in ‘Fear’.

  50. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    Jon Pork
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    Sock it to me

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