The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.9.13

July 9th, 2013 // 311 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which only has one shot from Instagram and you’ll never guess that it’s Rihanna or that she’s wearing a bikini. You were thinking Kendall Jenner bending over and pretending not to see the paparazzi, right? I know my special guys. We’ve also got Candice Bergen, who’s apparently been Dick Cheney this whole time, Gerard Butler and the time soft serve got herpes, and Cameron Diaz, who’s transformation into Magda from There’s Something About Mary is complete.

Whoa Bruce Jenner, easy, I’m sorry about that Kendall line up there *wets pants*,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
    tlmck
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    Her taste in men leaves much to be desired.

  2. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    This woman looks really pissed!!

  3. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
    TacoFlavoredKeeses
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    She makes her busboy/gardener/electrician follow her around lookin like Alvarez? What a bitch.

  4. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
    Ladypants
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    I bet there’s a trenchcoat in that bag and they’re going to a Rated R movie.

  5. Candice Bergen Fruitvale Station Screening
    Mike1
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    Janice Dickinson got a hair cut.

  6. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    the_spiral
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    I honestly thought that was Janice Dickinson until I read the caption.

  7. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
    Barcham
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    I guess she’s never looked at a picture of her ass because if she did, she’d never wear shorts again.

  8. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Mike Tython
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    She actually looks better without makeup.

  9. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
    Rick James
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    That’s the face of a man who likes banging his dirty whores bareback… sloppy 22nds are his thing.

  10. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    Cock Dr
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    I see plastic people.

  11. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Joe Blow
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    Ew. That is one nasty ewok.

  12. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    Joe Blow
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    LOL. Wow…. just… wow.

  13. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Rick James
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    Looks like her kid drew on her shoulder with crayons.

  14. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
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    “Uh oh… someone needs a diaper change. Oh, it’s me.”

  15. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    BetterBelieveIt
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    HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Enrique Iglesias Bandana Anna Kournikova Bikini Covering Stomach On Boat
    Katja Nyquist
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    Their SO cute! 10+ years together and no marriage. Thats PROOF relationships can last.

  17. Claudia Galanti Bikini Squeezing Boobs Together In Front Of Son
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    If I was that close to those breasts, I would be smiling too.

  18. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    ITS ALIVE!
    ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
    Mike
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    He’s gonna be in the dead pool. Not the movie.

  20. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Mike
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    To anyone who was gonna jack off to her Instagram picture/Twitpic, here’s who she looks like now.

    Well, at least she’s not a fat fuck anymore. Still, the tattoos are ugly. And we bash Megan Fox’s tats? FUCK!

  21. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts Nail Salon
    Mike
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    I definitely would. She seems like a lot of fun.

  22. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    Spitzer-Weiner ticket. Aaaannny day now.

  23. Ryan Reynolds Turbo Photobomb Today Show
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    Oh Blake, what hellish wrath have you wrought on the wisecrackin merc with the mouth?

  24. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    Lou Braccant
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    Is “Jimmy P” the title of a live action Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius movie? he’s got the hair down pat!!

  25. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    I think Hershey’s kisses found their new spokesperson.

  26. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
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    “Say, old lady, where’s Philo Beddoe?”

  27. Salvador Sanchez Butterfly Shirt Mena Suvari Dressed In All Black
    spikedtounge
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    Lollipop isn’t the only guild in Oz!

  28. Gerard Butler Licking Young Boys Ice Cream Cone Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
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    “Wanna lick?”
    “Sure.What flavor is this?
    “Mayonnaise!”

  29. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
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    She puts her bare ass on furniture. Ew. I want a comprehensive list of places she’s been sent to the CDC, and the makers of Clorox.

  30. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
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    His hair is scared of his head.

  31. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    Little Tongue
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    “Pinch me! I’m wearing The Bubble Wrap Dress!”

  32. Christian Audigier Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Nathalie Sorensen Butt Bikini
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    “Let me fix your ass. It’s got a crack in it.”

  33. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    jason
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    Kathleen Turner looks fantastic

  34. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
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    wow, George Clooney moves fast.

  35. Snooki Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    snooki camelooki

  36. Kelsey Grammer Holding Baby
    Vlad
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    you know…if you weren’t my daughter, I’d so ask you out on a date…daddy likes’em young. Old enough to drool, old enough to fool…

  37. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look Slicked Back Hair
    Chris K.
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    Jesus, in every single picture that dyke looks bitter and pissed. She needs a good dickin’

  38. Christian Audigier Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Nathalie Sorensen Butt Bikini
    HackSaw
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    Dat ass

  39. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
    jhwqevfawejv
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    Holy shit…I imagine that once she sees that picture, she will have all of dresses lengthened…and avoid the beach.

  40. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
    zsdgsdzgzxdf
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    Cunt meter:

    0…………………..10…|

    yep, they broke it.

  41. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    all I see is this dude nekkid and wearing socks… eeeccchhh ptooey!!

  42. Enrique Iglesias Bandana Anna Kournikova Bikini Covering Stomach On Boat
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    “Oh!… I feel Pregnant.”
    “I’ll let you off at the next stop.”
    “Call me?”
    “I think we should see other people.”

  43. Benicio Del Toro Spiky Hair Jimmy P Premiere
    Spleen
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    Eraserhead

  44. Alyssa Milano Nipples Tight Dress
    oldfool
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    Walk of shame?

  45. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Double Chin Novak Djokovic Foundation London Gala Dinner
    oldfool
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    Would I nail it? “You bet your sweet bippy.”

  46. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
    Teddy
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    Someone has to tell pepaw that he’s hugging his daughter and not a hooker

  47. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Booty Shorts BBC Radio One Studios
    Teddy
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    She could have put on a pair of depends at least

  48. Steven Tyler Hugging Liv Tyler The Leftovers Set
    oldfool
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    Glad he remembered the Polygrip.

  49. Kathie Lee Gifford Kris Jenner Today Show
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    “My days consist of me talking to my mirror and then passing out poisonous apples to anyone younger and prettier than me.

  50. Eliot Spitzer Sticking Tongue Out
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    Looks like he’s about to ask the pop for Rachel Uchitel’s number.

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